Went back to my old Windows install to see if it had a file I needed.

It didn't.

But what it did have is a lovely reminder that HOLY FUCK THIS OS IS SLOW #LiquidDefenestratesWindows

I think I'm going to make a Redmond counterpart to LiquidLearnsLinux, in which I record me crashing out in new and fun ways about how bad their OS has gotten

calling it #LiquidDefenestratesWindows #LiquidLearnsLinux

1st up: wtf do you mean "We can't open this Settings section right now, try again later"??? What is this, an Azure outage? #LiquidDefenestratesWindows