My semicolon and I took a pause; we needed a new connection.
#GrammarNerd #BookHumor #WritingCommunity #LitJokes
My semicolon and I took a pause; we needed a new connection.
#GrammarNerd #BookHumor #WritingCommunity #LitJokes
My November word count is a cozy mystery—20,000 words are missing.
#amwriting #BookHumor #WriterLife #LitJokes
My November word count is a cozy mystery—20,000 words are missing.
#amwriting #BookHumor #WriterLife #LitJokes
Why did the reader bring a ladder to the library.
Because all the best stories were on another level.
#booklife #libraryhumor
Why did the reader bring a ladder to the library.
Because all the best stories were on another level.
#booklife #libraryhumor
#MondayFunny #Literarylaugh
#MondayFunny #Literarylaugh
The time-travel novel arrived early to book club—it said we’d already loved it.
#SciFiBooks #BookClub #BookHumor #LitJokes
The time-travel novel arrived early to book club—it said we’d already loved it.
#SciFiBooks #BookClub #BookHumor #LitJokes
Why did Edgar Allan Poe keep his old wallpaper? Because every time he tried to change it, the raven said, “Nevermore.”
Why did Edgar Allan Poe keep his old wallpaper? Because every time he tried to change it, the raven said, “Nevermore.”
The Cliffhanger and I are breaking up. I'll tell you more next week.
#BookHumor, #ReadersOnBsky, #Bookish, #AmReading, #WritingLife, #LitJokes, #CozyFantasy, #LibraryLove
The Cliffhanger and I are breaking up. I'll tell you more next week.
#BookHumor, #ReadersOnBsky, #Bookish, #AmReading, #WritingLife, #LitJokes, #CozyFantasy, #LibraryLove
Why don’t books get into fights? Because they prefer to resolve their conflicts in a binding agreement.
Why don’t books get into fights? Because they prefer to resolve their conflicts in a binding agreement.
"What do you get if you put a Greek classic in the fridge?
The Chilliad."
"What do you get if you put a Greek classic in the fridge?
The Chilliad."
Why did the comma and the apostrophe break up?
The apostrophe was getting too possessive.
Why did the comma and the apostrophe break up?
The apostrophe was getting too possessive.