#LittleMikeyTheMasturbatorMonitor
The biggest difference is that Cohn was the instructor. He taught #Felon47 never to apologize; never admit wrongdoing; always be on the attack with or without proof. It seems that #LittleMikeyTheMasturbatorMonitor and 'pink tie Rethuglican' is the instructed.
October 30, 2025 at 4:20 PM
#LittleMikeyTheMasturbatorMonitor is trying to break the #Felon47 record for lying every single time he is interviewed. I am so sick of this orange anal polyp.
Mike Johnson: "That's the reason the inflation is up, the cost of living is up so high -- because of the policies of the previous administration. Now, we're working to root those policies out and implement our own, but it takes a little time."
November 10, 2025 at 11:32 PM
#LittleMikeyTheMasturbatorMonitor has a whole closetful of 'goodies' to hide for himself as well as #Felon47.
Why hasn’t the Grindr info been released? Johnson’s lies compared to next post. #arrestmikejohnson
October 29, 2025 at 5:32 PM
"Deeply regrets" and "he's learned his lesson" two quotes from spineless Rethuglicans that will live in infamy. #LittleMikeyTheMasturbatorMonitor and #SimperingSusanCollins are feckless co-conspirators of this evil administration.
#RELEASETHEEPSTEINFILES
#TRUMPANDEPSTEINRAPEDCHILDREN
Worth remembering…
October 29, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Dear #LittleMikeyTheMasturbatorMonitor: this is what a swearing in looks like since you apparently do not know.
SWEAR IN ADELITA GRIJALVA
a woman stands behind a podium with two men behind her and a flag in the background
ALT: a woman stands behind a podium with two men behind her and a flag in the background
media.tenor.com
October 22, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Dear #ABCThisWeek,
As tactfully as I can state it: stop having this lying sack of shit on your show! #LittleMikeyTheMasturbatorMonitor is the human embodiment of an anal polyp. Enough already!
Mike Johnson: "We're fighting for healthcare as well. Not just in word but in deed. We put in the one big beautiful bill, real reforms to Medicaid to make it work better."

(The bill in fact cuts nearly $1 trillion from Medicaid.)
October 19, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Lying sack of shit! #LittleMikeyTheMasturbatorMonitor sure doesn't know much about what is going on every damn day!
Q: What's your message to the 170 US citizens who have been detained by ICE? About 20 of them are children

MIKE JOHNSON: I don't know what you're talking about with the children. I haven't seen that so I'm not going to comment on it.
October 17, 2025 at 8:31 PM
The orange dust around his mouth is due to the daily ass-kissing he performs on #Felon47. Every word out of his mouth is a lie! #LittleMikeyTheMasturbatorMonitor needs to STFU. Why is Jake Tapper listening to this bullshit so intently...and quietly???
Johnson: "Grijalva should be working for her constituents right now. I don't know what she's doing. I keep seeing their political stunt videos. She should be in her office. She should be working or in the district for her constituents" (Grijalva is not in fact a Rep. b/c Johnson refuses to seat her)
October 17, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Clearly, #LittleMikeyTheMasturbatorMonitor will participate in ANYTHING to avoid reopening the government; swearing in an elected Democrat; and losing his vote advantage to RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES! His mouth must be orange from kissing #Felon47's ass every damn day!
I see that this small-minded puritanical pixie is laser-focused on getting the government reopened and the troops paid.
October 15, 2025 at 5:02 PM
REPORTER: Do you support repealing Obamacare and what's your healthcare plan?

MIKE JOHNSON: We worked on repealing and replacing Obamacare back in 2017. I still have PTSD from the experience. We know that American healthcare needs dramatic reform. We have lots of ideas.

(So, no plan)
October 13, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Johnson is so full of Christo-fascist shit!! He needs to go back to the only thing he seems to do well which is being
#LittleMikeyTheMasturbatorMonitor!

PS Swear in the newly elected Democrat and then

RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES
Hey Bible boy:

"For I was hungry and you gave me something to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me something to drink, I was a stranger and you invited me in, I needed clothes and you clothed me, I was sick and you looked after me, I was in prison and you came to visit me."

Matthew 25:35-36
Mike Johnson: "If you're a young, pregnant American citizen women who shows up in an ER and you get treated and they pay the hospital less for treating you than some illegal rabble rouser who came in from some South American country to do us harm, that is wrong."
October 9, 2025 at 3:51 PM
#LittleMikeyTheMasturbatorMonitor: I'm going to look right into the camera and spew lies because that's what I do instead of my real job.
Imagine believing this. They’ve refused to expand Medicaid in Tennessee costing us $30 billion and counting
October 7, 2025 at 2:57 AM