let's just call the republicans what they are:
Redcoats. Lobsterbacks. Ruskies!
Redcoats. Lobsterbacks. Ruskies!
October 24, 2026 at 6:29 PM
let's just call the republicans what they are:
Redcoats. Lobsterbacks. Ruskies!
Redcoats. Lobsterbacks. Ruskies!
*hops on a train to go jeer at the lobsterbacks*
(embrace tradition etc)
(embrace tradition etc)
There are currently Redcoats on the White House lawn to welcome the King of England
April 29, 2026 at 2:23 AM
*hops on a train to go jeer at the lobsterbacks*
(embrace tradition etc)
(embrace tradition etc)
we did this one a few seasons ago
February 24, 2026 at 1:16 PM
we did this one a few seasons ago
one away from revolution soon i’ll be free of those lobsterbacks
June 19, 2024 at 3:19 PM
one away from revolution soon i’ll be free of those lobsterbacks
while i hate handing it to the lobsterbacks, putin and co.'s outsized emphasis on britain, the SAS, and MI6 in all their weird conspiracy theories seems to indicate that this still holds water somehow despite Britain's massive decline in power projection even during this century
March 21, 2024 at 4:49 PM
while i hate handing it to the lobsterbacks, putin and co.'s outsized emphasis on britain, the SAS, and MI6 in all their weird conspiracy theories seems to indicate that this still holds water somehow despite Britain's massive decline in power projection even during this century
the whole point is to see the glittery detail of the firework against the darkness of the night sky. this looks like the lobsterbacks revenge. fucking dipshits.
July 5, 2026 at 6:27 PM
the whole point is to see the glittery detail of the firework against the darkness of the night sky. this looks like the lobsterbacks revenge. fucking dipshits.
Frankly I feel more compelled to be a slut Because Of the assholes in office.
Hell I literally decided to transition partly out of spite for those fucking Lobsterbacks.
Hell I literally decided to transition partly out of spite for those fucking Lobsterbacks.
May 29, 2026 at 4:54 AM
Frankly I feel more compelled to be a slut Because Of the assholes in office.
Hell I literally decided to transition partly out of spite for those fucking Lobsterbacks.
Hell I literally decided to transition partly out of spite for those fucking Lobsterbacks.
"Don't put tea in the salt water" they said.
Now it's "Don't put salt in the tea water"!
So many damned rules and Intolerable Acts...I'm glad we kicked their Lobsterbacks outta here!
Now it's "Don't put salt in the tea water"!
So many damned rules and Intolerable Acts...I'm glad we kicked their Lobsterbacks outta here!
January 24, 2024 at 10:30 PM
"Don't put tea in the salt water" they said.
Now it's "Don't put salt in the tea water"!
So many damned rules and Intolerable Acts...I'm glad we kicked their Lobsterbacks outta here!
Now it's "Don't put salt in the tea water"!
So many damned rules and Intolerable Acts...I'm glad we kicked their Lobsterbacks outta here!
Pffft, Bluesky is lobsterbacks!
February 6, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Pffft, Bluesky is lobsterbacks!
Makes me want to load a musket and start shooting at the fackin' lobsterbacks.
February 12, 2024 at 4:28 PM
Makes me want to load a musket and start shooting at the fackin' lobsterbacks.
George Washington didn't start the Revolutionary War.
The Lobsterbacks did.
The Lobsterbacks did.
May 3, 2025 at 3:24 AM
George Washington didn't start the Revolutionary War.
The Lobsterbacks did.
The Lobsterbacks did.
Something about lobsterbacks keeps running through my memory
December 16, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Something about lobsterbacks keeps running through my memory
this is why i don’t hang out with lobsterbacks
May 6, 2023 at 2:42 PM
this is why i don’t hang out with lobsterbacks
REDCOATS OUT / LOBSTERBACKS GO HOME
the media's position is that actually it's good for Trump that a huge protest movement that he's going to try and suppress with extralegal military force has erupted. meanwhile his base is posting like this
June 11, 2025 at 5:45 PM
REDCOATS OUT / LOBSTERBACKS GO HOME
This piece is borderline racist. It’s recycled “why don’t they stand up and let us kill them?”
Bet the Lobsterbacks felt the same way in April of 1775.
Bet the Lobsterbacks felt the same way in April of 1775.
March 28, 2026 at 6:36 PM
This piece is borderline racist. It’s recycled “why don’t they stand up and let us kill them?”
Bet the Lobsterbacks felt the same way in April of 1775.
Bet the Lobsterbacks felt the same way in April of 1775.
Samuel Whittemore might have had an opinion on old folks and lethality. When he was 78, he killed three lobsterbacks on April 19th, 1775.
March 23, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Samuel Whittemore might have had an opinion on old folks and lethality. When he was 78, he killed three lobsterbacks on April 19th, 1775.
Set BC and the Marxists loyalist lobsterbacks on fire!
Canada won’t bow down to a bully. President Trump thinks we’re pushovers. He doesn’t know Canadians.
We will stand up for our country. We will stand united. We will get stronger. Together.
- Mark Carney
#TeamCanada ❤️🇨🇦
We will stand up for our country. We will stand united. We will get stronger. Together.
- Mark Carney
#TeamCanada ❤️🇨🇦
February 2, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Set BC and the Marxists loyalist lobsterbacks on fire!
Set BC and the Marxists loyalist lobsterbacks on fire!
February 2, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Set BC and the Marxists loyalist lobsterbacks on fire!
“Redcoats”- BORING, rational, arcane, chilly, hath been, sounds like a bird
“Lobsterbacks”- exotic, has a zingy end consonant, absurdist, calls into question the very nature of slurs, opens door to more and butter puns, obviously a great cousin to “crackers”
I think it’s clear who’s playing chess
“Lobsterbacks”- exotic, has a zingy end consonant, absurdist, calls into question the very nature of slurs, opens door to more and butter puns, obviously a great cousin to “crackers”
I think it’s clear who’s playing chess
May 15, 2025 at 7:36 PM
“Redcoats”- BORING, rational, arcane, chilly, hath been, sounds like a bird
“Lobsterbacks”- exotic, has a zingy end consonant, absurdist, calls into question the very nature of slurs, opens door to more and butter puns, obviously a great cousin to “crackers”
I think it’s clear who’s playing chess
“Lobsterbacks”- exotic, has a zingy end consonant, absurdist, calls into question the very nature of slurs, opens door to more and butter puns, obviously a great cousin to “crackers”
I think it’s clear who’s playing chess
Seems it applies to lobsterbacks, and as it appears he’s being judicious in his identifying of various lobsters in the crowd, case evidently closed as we defer to expert opinion.
✨Yer a Lobsterback, ‘arry! ✨ 🤷🏽♀️
✨Yer a Lobsterback, ‘arry! ✨ 🤷🏽♀️
May 15, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Seems it applies to lobsterbacks, and as it appears he’s being judicious in his identifying of various lobsters in the crowd, case evidently closed as we defer to expert opinion.
✨Yer a Lobsterback, ‘arry! ✨ 🤷🏽♀️
✨Yer a Lobsterback, ‘arry! ✨ 🤷🏽♀️
It comes from the american revolutionary war where the british were called lobsterbacks because they had red coats. Also, to me, I don't mind being called a yank because it makes me think of the union aka yankees who defeated the confederates.
August 9, 2026 at 10:32 AM
It comes from the american revolutionary war where the british were called lobsterbacks because they had red coats. Also, to me, I don't mind being called a yank because it makes me think of the union aka yankees who defeated the confederates.