- Who are you, and how did you get in here?
- I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.
#PoliceSquad #locksmith
- I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.
#PoliceSquad #locksmith
November 17, 2024 at 1:18 AM
- Who are you, and how did you get in here?
- I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.
#PoliceSquad #locksmith
- I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.
#PoliceSquad #locksmith
I'm a locksmith, and I'm a locksmith
July 24, 2026 at 10:24 PM
I'm a locksmith, and I'm a locksmith
Say a locksmith comes to a character's house to open a locked door in your novel. Guess what? Unless that person figures into the novel later, or the interaction has some other meaning, just cut to the effin' door being open. No one gives a flying f*ck about the locksmith in this context.
January 17, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Say a locksmith comes to a character's house to open a locked door in your novel. Guess what? Unless that person figures into the novel later, or the interaction has some other meaning, just cut to the effin' door being open. No one gives a flying f*ck about the locksmith in this context.
Call a locksmith
July 27, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Call a locksmith
- Who are you, and how did you get in here?
- I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.
#PoliceSquad #locksmith
- I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.
#PoliceSquad #locksmith
November 16, 2025 at 12:59 AM
- Who are you, and how did you get in here?
- I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.
#PoliceSquad #locksmith
- I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.
#PoliceSquad #locksmith
“Who are you and how did you get in here?”
“I’m the locksmith and … I’m the locksmith.”
“I’m the locksmith and … I’m the locksmith.”
November 18, 2023 at 9:57 PM
“Who are you and how did you get in here?”
“I’m the locksmith and … I’m the locksmith.”
“I’m the locksmith and … I’m the locksmith.”
January 23, 2026 at 9:27 PM
RIP Jim Abrahams, one of the people who brought us "Police Squad!" a six-episode comet that shot across the sky too soon.
One of the greatest lines from a great show:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFhp...
One of the greatest lines from a great show:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFhp...
Police Squad - I'm a Locksmith and I'm a Locksmith
YouTube video by OMNISEC LTD
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November 26, 2024 at 5:22 PM
RIP Jim Abrahams, one of the people who brought us "Police Squad!" a six-episode comet that shot across the sky too soon.
One of the greatest lines from a great show:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFhp...
One of the greatest lines from a great show:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFhp...
January 26, 2026 at 2:43 AM
AC6 Vesper.Ⅰ Freud / LOCKSMITH
December 24, 2025 at 10:25 PM
AC6 Vesper.Ⅰ Freud / LOCKSMITH
(this is my irritation with myself for beginning to write about the locksmith)
January 17, 2025 at 7:30 PM
(this is my irritation with myself for beginning to write about the locksmith)
“Who are you? How did you get in here?”
“I’m a locksmith, and I’m a locksmith.”
“I’m a locksmith, and I’m a locksmith.”
July 30, 2025 at 11:20 PM
“Who are you? How did you get in here?”
“I’m a locksmith, and I’m a locksmith.”
“I’m a locksmith, and I’m a locksmith.”
The deranged DOGE rats have fired Yosemite National Park’s *locksmith*.
www.instagram.com/p/DGLxMKbyKw...
www.instagram.com/p/DGLxMKbyKw...
![I need to immediately move out of housing, I have lost my career and I have NO PLAN. This was my dream! All of my eggs were in this basket and I planned to stay till retirement. I had an appointment to meet a realtor today, but canceled, everything has been flipped upside down. I'm scared I?????????????????????!!!!!!??????????????????] I was terminated at 1:15pm 2/14/2025 via email.
Yosemite National Park the size of Rhode Island and has more locks than a small city, and without a locksmith I'm deeply concerned for the safety and security of the park and people in it. This is not right!
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@nytimes @nationalparkservice @yosemitenps @outsidemagazine @nationalparkfoundation @natgeo @sfchronicle @meidastouch @washingtonpost #iwantmyjobback #iloveyosemite #nps #unemployed](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:qiknc4t5rq7yngvz7g4aezq7/bafkreier6lr53jmooiuybpux7w4a3asmwb4lmtvouugyekszf4s66ri2yu)
February 26, 2025 at 8:55 AM
The deranged DOGE rats have fired Yosemite National Park’s *locksmith*.
www.instagram.com/p/DGLxMKbyKw...
www.instagram.com/p/DGLxMKbyKw...
January 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
shit, the locksmith shows up in the second novel, too
January 17, 2025 at 8:46 PM
shit, the locksmith shows up in the second novel, too
crap, the locksmith knew the mysterious guy who built the house...
January 17, 2025 at 8:47 PM
crap, the locksmith knew the mysterious guy who built the house...
Police Squad - I'm a Locksmith and I'm a Locksmith
YouTube video by OMNISEC LTD
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November 26, 2024 at 6:33 PM
I'm calling a locksmith
November 20, 2024 at 3:39 PM
I'm calling a locksmith
blessed by the Locksmith Cat
July 30, 2024 at 1:22 PM
blessed by the Locksmith Cat
Today in Philly is grimy in the best way: Lost my house key on a dog walk and before I could call a locksmith a neighbor’s husband (who is NOT a locksmith) said all normal, “oh I have some tools.”
Gentle reader, 3 minutes later I am in my house 😳
Gentle reader, 3 minutes later I am in my house 😳
October 14, 2024 at 10:35 PM
Today in Philly is grimy in the best way: Lost my house key on a dog walk and before I could call a locksmith a neighbor’s husband (who is NOT a locksmith) said all normal, “oh I have some tools.”
Gentle reader, 3 minutes later I am in my house 😳
Gentle reader, 3 minutes later I am in my house 😳