#LondonProblems
The landmarks in London are TOTALLY UNSAFE!!! This spire got caught in my nostril as I was jogging by today.

#OnlyInLondon #LondonProblems #MindTheGap #UrbanHazards #spnfamily #spn
August 15, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Tried to pay for coffee with old £1 coins and was told they don't take them. I said I'm from Berlin and didn't realise the money changed.

A man behind me thought I said Burnley and was like, yep nothing happened after 1971 in Burnley.

#Londonproblems
June 18, 2026 at 9:07 AM
Such #LondonProblems. Luckily in rural Yorkshire* we have no idea what an "Deliveroo" is.

[*We do at least know how and when to eat Yorkshire pudding though, Bevan. And wouldn't get them delivered on an ebike]
July 17, 2026 at 7:19 PM
#LondonProblems why doesn't Yard Sale Pizzas do pizza by the slice
November 22, 2024 at 8:41 PM
Keep sneezing everytime a ray of sunshine hits me. think I'm either a vampire or allergic to the sun #LondonProblems #NoLongerAustralian
November 20, 2024 at 2:47 AM
London’s 5G coverage is so spotty, even Sherlock Holmes would struggle to find a signal! 🕵️‍♂️📶 #5G #LondonProblems www.thetimes.com/uk/london/ar...
Why is London’s 5G the worst in Europe? Blame nimbys and skyscrapers
You can stand next to the Shard and find yourself unable to send a WhatsApp message. We ask the experts why central London is a signal black hole
www.thetimes.com
March 23, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Sadiq Khan: London's Mayor or Migrant Magnet? Trump's right, again! Is he prioritizing London's needs or his 'tribe's' influx? Yet another stabbing in the city, I get the feeling the UK is on the verge of something bad, thanks to the Smurf of London. #LondonProblems #MigrationCrisis #SadiqKhan
July 29, 2025 at 3:36 PM