i <3 longshanks but still valid
April 1, 2026 at 2:02 PM
i <3 longshanks but still valid
Longshanks in the third act of Braveheart:
whoa -- this is new. Trump has a significant rash-like injury on his neck today in addition to his disfigured hand
(Saul Loeb/Getty)
(Saul Loeb/Getty)
March 2, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Longshanks in the third act of Braveheart:
Siri, who is Edward Longshanks?
March 19, 2026 at 12:49 PM
Siri, who is Edward Longshanks?
March 17, 2025 at 4:12 PM
edward longshanks: rip, bozo, eat shit
that's what makes medieval history so wild that so many stories of powerful rulers end with "and then on campaign he got the chills and died"
or in the case of vlad vi of wallachia "after a couple of large ones got on his horse and rode into the dâmbovița river"
or in the case of vlad vi of wallachia "after a couple of large ones got on his horse and rode into the dâmbovița river"
June 10, 2026 at 1:40 PM
edward longshanks: rip, bozo, eat shit
March 1, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Gonna name my baby Longshanks
January 23, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Gonna name my baby Longshanks
"The problem with Palestine...is that it's full of Palestinians"
King Donald Trump Longshanks II
King Donald Trump Longshanks II
a man wearing a crown and chain mail is standing in a field
ALT: a man wearing a crown and chain mail is standing in a field
media.tenor.com
February 5, 2025 at 6:14 AM
"The problem with Palestine...is that it's full of Palestinians"
King Donald Trump Longshanks II
King Donald Trump Longshanks II
This is only true until the check clears and the Federalist Society Six announce that the President is entitled to “prima nocta” sexual activities due to the established precedent of Mel Gibson v Longshanks
Yes, Trump has been legally determined to be a rapist. Because too many people somehow don’t seem to know this.
www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
Analysis | Judge clarifies: Yes, Trump was found to have raped E. Jean Carroll
What the jury found Donald Trump did to E. Jean Carroll was in fact rape, as commonly understood, even if it didn't fit New York law's narrow definition, says Judge Lewis A. Kaplan.
www.washingtonpost.com
July 4, 2024 at 1:02 AM
This is only true until the check clears and the Federalist Society Six announce that the President is entitled to “prima nocta” sexual activities due to the established precedent of Mel Gibson v Longshanks
call me Edward longshanks the way im hammering this scotch
January 21, 2025 at 4:03 AM
call me Edward longshanks the way im hammering this scotch
An up-with-the-sun, longshanks shadows, deer-scattering-through-the-woods start to the morning 🌄
April 11, 2025 at 8:46 AM
An up-with-the-sun, longshanks shadows, deer-scattering-through-the-woods start to the morning 🌄
I always liked “longshanks” call me Captain Longshanks
What’s your pirate name? Capt Dolphinbeard?
April 4, 2026 at 4:28 PM
I always liked “longshanks” call me Captain Longshanks
April 18, 2025 at 7:42 PM
#OnThisDay 1239 the future King Edward I was born in Westminster. He grew to be 6'2", hence his contemporary nickname, Longshanks.
June 17, 2025 at 7:13 PM
#OnThisDay 1239 the future King Edward I was born in Westminster. He grew to be 6'2", hence his contemporary nickname, Longshanks.
"Longshanks" he called him.
March 10, 2026 at 3:30 AM
"Longshanks" he called him.
Granted it's pretty easy to message with Trump going full Edward the Longshanks, but it's refreshing to see Ds finally twist the knife like this.
Schiff: "The president -- 'I'm going out to play golf.' One thing that is so shocking to me is that they're appealing to the Supreme Court for the right to cut off food from people. Who does that? Who works so hard to cut food from people who need it right now? The cruelty is part of the policy."
November 9, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Granted it's pretty easy to message with Trump going full Edward the Longshanks, but it's refreshing to see Ds finally twist the knife like this.
Longshanks soils himself again
August 4, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Longshanks soils himself again
Scottish Wars of Independence - Can the Scots break the siege or will Longshanks prevail and “open the door” to Scotland? 🏴
December 6, 2024 at 8:20 AM
Scottish Wars of Independence - Can the Scots break the siege or will Longshanks prevail and “open the door” to Scotland? 🏴
Rainer longshanks
January 10, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Rainer longshanks
Longshanks OC!
Her name is (Bitch post) Yelena! :D
Her name is (Bitch post) Yelena! :D
November 13, 2024 at 7:31 PM
Longshanks OC!
Her name is (Bitch post) Yelena! :D
Her name is (Bitch post) Yelena! :D
Ragnar Loðbrok = Ragnar Shaggy Pants.
Longshanks = long legs.
Ivar The Boneless (could mean a dozen things)
Longshanks = long legs.
Ivar The Boneless (could mean a dozen things)
October 13, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Ragnar Loðbrok = Ragnar Shaggy Pants.
Longshanks = long legs.
Ivar The Boneless (could mean a dozen things)
Longshanks = long legs.
Ivar The Boneless (could mean a dozen things)
Just call me Longshanks cos I’m gonna spend the next month murdering Scots Clans
November 26, 2024 at 9:16 PM
Just call me Longshanks cos I’m gonna spend the next month murdering Scots Clans
THESE ISLES: Edward I (‘Longshanks’), England’s king 1272-1307 and ‘Hammer of the Scots’ and Welsh, tried to establish an English empire within the Isles. 1/7
February 28, 2026 at 9:16 AM
THESE ISLES: Edward I (‘Longshanks’), England’s king 1272-1307 and ‘Hammer of the Scots’ and Welsh, tried to establish an English empire within the Isles. 1/7
My finished pencil ✏️ drawing of Aragorn from Lord of the Rings. How do Longshanks!
Drawn in 5B pencil only on A4 paper (8”x12”). About 6 hours work.
Prints available on my Etsy, see thread 🧵
#ArtistOnBlueSky
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Drawn in 5B pencil only on A4 paper (8”x12”). About 6 hours work.
Prints available on my Etsy, see thread 🧵
#ArtistOnBlueSky
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April 19, 2025 at 11:41 AM
My finished pencil ✏️ drawing of Aragorn from Lord of the Rings. How do Longshanks!
Drawn in 5B pencil only on A4 paper (8”x12”). About 6 hours work.
Prints available on my Etsy, see thread 🧵
#ArtistOnBlueSky
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Drawn in 5B pencil only on A4 paper (8”x12”). About 6 hours work.
Prints available on my Etsy, see thread 🧵
#ArtistOnBlueSky
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