#LooRoll
Mitzi wun first prize for the LooRoll Cycle!! 😹❤️🧻🥇🏆 #hedgewatch @mitzimissyelsie.bsky.social
#catsofbluesky
February 23, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Like that fancy looroll,long and strong😂
September 7, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Gute Besserung und immer ne Handbreit ... äääh genug Looroll!🤒
July 24, 2024 at 6:01 PM
So many upsetting things; not least how far you have to reach for the looroll. Maybe the audience could help?
February 19, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Contrary to some of the snarky replies here, I agree. I completely changed my lifestyle 13 years ago and now live on around 23/30% of what I did. I don't buy fast fashion, I use white cleaning vinegar instead of kitchen cleaners etc, a "Muslim shower" on the loo reduces looroll, it isn't hard.
April 29, 2025 at 12:45 PM
March 9, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Also our looroll holder is wall mounted parallel to the wall and doesn't have room!
November 15, 2025 at 11:00 PM
My best parenting advice to the kids? "Always check there's looroll". My work is done.
February 19, 2025 at 7:04 AM
How about they pay ME £12, they don't send me a copy of that flatulent heap of lies, and I take their toxic magazine and use it for looroll.
January 17, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Low-grade looroll manufacturer the Telegraph published a perfect right-wing, rage-baiting scoop: the hated net zero secretary has blocked oil drilling, depriving the poor military of more money.

https://www.thecanary.co/uk/analysis/2026/06/26/telegraph-article-claims-miliband-mean-to-military/
June 26, 2026 at 2:44 PM
By which I mean, of course, that Starmer is bungling abusive relationship actions like gaslighting and love-bombing the same way he bungles every other thing in his life and all of ours.

What a pathetic, weak, grim, hateful little fail-upwards, constantly betraying and lying damp looroll of a man.
November 15, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Enjoy this clip and then go listen to the full episode if you haven't already.

shows.acast.com/out-of-chara... *

New archive clips every Tuesday. (2/2)

#Comedy #Conversations #Sketch #Character #Props #Clown #LooRoll #Family #Luton

*The boyd typo can't seem to be rectified.
Kathryn Bond | Out Of Character with Alex Lynch: Conversations with Sketch and Character Comedians
Alex chats to actor/writer Kathryn Bond about clowns, characters and kid’s shows
shows.acast.com
July 29, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Due to a shopping malfunction this house is devoid of looroll and tissues, and now kitchen roll stocks are fast depleting.
November 19, 2024 at 10:39 AM
Out of looroll
Quote this with your most spine-chilling three-word phrase in the English language. I bet you can't beat "replacement bus service" or "family fun day".
June 11, 2025 at 9:23 AM
And once you’ve read it, you can always wipe your bum on the pages #looroll #useful #recycling
November 29, 2024 at 9:52 PM
Creatively factual Telegraph article claims Miliband is being mean to the military

Low-grade looroll manufacturer the Telegraph
www.thecanary.co/uk/analysis/...
Creatively factual Telegraph article claims Miliband is being mean to the military
The Telegraph published a scoop about net zero depriving the military of money. The only problem? It's made-up.
www.thecanary.co
June 27, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Well, next time there is a national loo roll shortage, I’m coming here🤣

#Courierlife #LooRoll 🧻📷📸
October 10, 2025 at 6:58 PM
*laying on my back with looroll up my snoot*

Me: Hey I stopped my nosebleed.

Wife: you're not supposed to do that, you should do it this way.

Me: yeah but this worked, it's not that kind of nose bleed.

Wife: You don't listen to me, you need to do it this way.

Autistic/ADHD conservations.
May 25, 2026 at 6:10 PM
what? you have never used a paper napkin when the looroll runs out...I don't believe it🤣
September 18, 2025 at 10:27 AM