JACK: You're good at that.
PETER: So what can be done about it? Well, short of writing to your MP about noise levels or picketing your local discotheque, there's nothing much we really can do. But now there may be an answer and it comes,… (1/2)
JACK: You're good at that.
PETER: So what can be done about it? Well, short of writing to your MP about noise levels or picketing your local discotheque, there's nothing much we really can do. But now there may be an answer and it comes,… (1/2)
PEALY: So, what are the two sports that you've combined?
SCOTT: Tennis and golf.
PEALY: So, what are the two sports that you've combined?
SCOTT: Tennis and golf.
PETER: Hello, Tony. Welcome to Look Around You. Tony, tell us a little bit about the piece you're going to perform.
TONY RUDD: I got quite a lot of help from some of my pupils and incidentally, I'd like to give a big wave to everybody in… (1/2)
PETER: Hello, Tony. Welcome to Look Around You. Tony, tell us a little bit about the piece you're going to perform.
TONY RUDD: I got quite a lot of help from some of my pupils and incidentally, I'd like to give a big wave to everybody in… (1/2)
PEALY: It's marvellous!
PAM: So Teddy, when are you playing next?
PEALY: It's marvellous!
PAM: So Teddy, when are you playing next?
PETER: So, it's been adapted for human use?
ROS LAMB: Yeah, that's right, yeah.
PETER: So, it's been adapted for human use?
ROS LAMB: Yeah, that's right, yeah.
ANTONY CARMICHAEL: Yes and the rhythm. And it's known as rap music.
PETER: Rap music?
ANTONY CARMICHAEL: Yes and the rhythm. And it's known as rap music.
PETER: Rap music?
PETER: (V.O) Of legend told, brave lady of old would sleep all night and day. With rump so soft and, oh, so oft upon bed of feather and hay. So lady brave to you I say, have a lovely sleep, my darling. Have a lovely, lovely sleep... my… (1/3)
PETER: (V.O) Of legend told, brave lady of old would sleep all night and day. With rump so soft and, oh, so oft upon bed of feather and hay. So lady brave to you I say, have a lovely sleep, my darling. Have a lovely, lovely sleep... my… (1/3)
PETER: I think you'd better move round there, Jack. Now, Doctor, Medibot is clearly a pretty serious piece of kit. Presumably he's quite expensive?
DR FU: Oh, yes. Medibot is very expensive. In fact, there are only four Medibots in the… (1/2)
PETER: I think you'd better move round there, Jack. Now, Doctor, Medibot is clearly a pretty serious piece of kit. Presumably he's quite expensive?
DR FU: Oh, yes. Medibot is very expensive. In fact, there are only four Medibots in the… (1/2)
CLIVE POUNDS: Well, Big C is the world's first totally automated casserole restaurant. [V.O.] We've designed it so that every aspect, from ordering to receiving the casserole, is controlled by a computer.
PETER: And you're going to give Look… (1/2)
CLIVE POUNDS: Well, Big C is the world's first totally automated casserole restaurant. [V.O.] We've designed it so that every aspect, from ordering to receiving the casserole, is controlled by a computer.
PETER: And you're going to give Look… (1/2)
JACK: So let's see the Sani-sac in action. You just pop your Sani-sac into the top of your cistern, very simple, there it is. Give your loo a good flush... and now your toilet's so clean you can even drink out of it. Ahh.
[Look Around You ident.]
JACK: So let's see the Sani-sac in action. You just pop your Sani-sac into the top of your cistern, very simple, there it is. Give your loo a good flush... and now your toilet's so clean you can even drink out of it. Ahh.
[Look Around You ident.]
PETER: Then we saw Toni Baxter with her entry, Sexual Interface.
PETER: And finally, Antony Carmichael with The Rapping Song. I think you'll agree we could be listening to any one of those songs in the year 2000.
PETER: Then we saw Toni Baxter with her entry, Sexual Interface.
PETER: And finally, Antony Carmichael with The Rapping Song. I think you'll agree we could be listening to any one of those songs in the year 2000.
JACK: Thanks, Pete.
PEALY: We've got a very special show for you tonight, because Jack will be performing his follow-up single here in the studio.
JACK: Thanks, Pete.
PEALY: We've got a very special show for you tonight, because Jack will be performing his follow-up single here in the studio.
SCHOOLBOY PROF CRAVEN: (Speaks gibberish)
TEACHER: What's the matter with you, you filthy fool? Idiot! Pidiot! Pridiot! Peroxamidiot! Cabbage hall idiot investment bond!
SCHOOLBOY PROF CRAVEN: (Speaks gibberish)
TEACHER: What's the matter with you, you filthy fool? Idiot! Pidiot! Pridiot! Peroxamidiot! Cabbage hall idiot investment bond!
PEALY: (V.O.) Pennsylvania, USA. When you think of Pennsylvania, you probably think of pencils. But in America, Pennsylvania is best known for its baseball team, the Pennsylvania Pippins. And every Monday and Wednesday, thousands of fans flock… (1/3)
PEALY: (V.O.) Pennsylvania, USA. When you think of Pennsylvania, you probably think of pencils. But in America, Pennsylvania is best known for its baseball team, the Pennsylvania Pippins. And every Monday and Wednesday, thousands of fans flock… (1/3)
ANDY GOUGH: Well, it's an exceedingly scary picture. They spent months researching images to come up with the one that was the most shocking and terrifying and what they have is more horrifying than you could imagine.
PETER: Well, we're going… (1/3)
ANDY GOUGH: Well, it's an exceedingly scary picture. They spent months researching images to come up with the one that was the most shocking and terrifying and what they have is more horrifying than you could imagine.
PETER: Well, we're going… (1/3)
DR FU: Make an incision into the cartilage just above the bridge.
PETER: Doctor, sorry to disturb you but can you tell me, how's the operation going?
DR FU: Make an incision into the cartilage just above the bridge.
PETER: Doctor, sorry to disturb you but can you tell me, how's the operation going?
PAM: Professor, what can we learn from watching people's dreams?
PROF CRAVEN: Well, their hopes, their fears, their sexual desires, er, their worries, er... things that might not be apparent on the surface.
PAM: Professor, what can we learn from watching people's dreams?
PROF CRAVEN: Well, their hopes, their fears, their sexual desires, er, their worries, er... things that might not be apparent on the surface.
OLD PAM: Don't you mean "how am I"? We're the same person.
PAM: Oh, yes. What happened to your eye?
OLD PAM: Don't you mean "how am I"? We're the same person.
PAM: Oh, yes. What happened to your eye?
BUNNY GNOWLES: Ma'am, did you not hear me say "quiet" then? It's (bleep) off-putting to the players, it's (bleep) off-putting to the opponent who you're not rooting for, it's a (bleep) for him and for me! And it's (bleep.) And if you continue,… (1/2)
BUNNY GNOWLES: Ma'am, did you not hear me say "quiet" then? It's (bleep) off-putting to the players, it's (bleep) off-putting to the opponent who you're not rooting for, it's a (bleep) for him and for me! And it's (bleep.) And if you continue,… (1/2)
LESLIE MAXWELL: And they're off! And Mr Snips gets off to a good start, Nutmeg's refused, Beetleface coming up behind Mr Snips now, Fancy Nancy picking up speed, But it's Mr Snips and Beetleface, and they're thorax to thorax, but it's… (1/2)
LESLIE MAXWELL: And they're off! And Mr Snips gets off to a good start, Nutmeg's refused, Beetleface coming up behind Mr Snips now, Fancy Nancy picking up speed, But it's Mr Snips and Beetleface, and they're thorax to thorax, but it's… (1/2)