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richardpulsford.bsky.social
I hate being regarded as rubbish. It makes me feel put out.

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November 3, 2026 at 12:00 PM
maxharvey79.bsky.social
My French uncle has steak once a year on his boeufday.

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November 2, 2026 at 12:00 PM
berniebanter.bsky.social
The scariest of Lepidoptera is the Behe Moth. .

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November 2, 2026 at 11:51 AM
wordsmithgetxo.bsky.social
-I had to take my sheep to the animal hospital when she got frostbite.
-Icy ewe?
-No, just a regular ward.
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November 3, 2026 at 12:01 PM
knighty.bsky.social
My wife's new earrings kept her awake last night. Ironically, they are sleepers.

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November 3, 2026 at 12:09 PM
eggforbread.bsky.social
You're never too young to be an assassin when you've got your sights set on something. #Lunchpun
November 3, 2026 at 12:01 PM
jpkeates.com
It's a shame they called them Brain Surgeons, when Neuro Divers was a possibility.

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November 2, 2026 at 12:01 PM
richardpulsford.bsky.social
All marriages end, with death, divorce, or the letter 's'

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November 2, 2026 at 12:00 PM
knighty.bsky.social
If you hear jazz singing on a ship it's the ships cat.

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November 2, 2026 at 12:01 PM
stevejuggler.bsky.social
Did the train divert because of a faulty signal,
or am I going down the wrong track? #LunchPun
November 3, 2026 at 12:00 PM
stevejuggler.bsky.social
Haven’t thought about digging for coal in years.

It’s out of sight, out of mined. #LunchPun
November 2, 2026 at 12:00 PM
wordsmithgetxo.bsky.social
I’ve just re-watched that old sci-fi film where Charlton Heston teaches people the difference between earth & grass: Soil Ain’t Green.
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November 2, 2026 at 12:00 PM
maxharvey79.bsky.social
My wife drove me to drink.

Which was kind of her as the buses weren't running.

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November 3, 2026 at 12:00 PM
mr-inversnecky.bsky.social
Har har har #InversneckyCafe #Aberdeen #AberdeenBeach #lunchpun
November 3, 2026 at 12:31 PM
eggforbread.bsky.social
When my son joined the clergy, I took pride in it vicariously. #LunchPun
October 30, 2026 at 12:00 PM
eggforbread.bsky.social
When I need an animal's help to open my Terry's chocolate orange, I'll ask a tapir.
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November 2, 2026 at 12:00 PM
knighty.bsky.social
Since drawing a watch on my wrist with a ballpoint pen I've been living on biroed time.

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October 30, 2026 at 12:01 PM
peteranscombe.bsky.social
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My family emigrated to Southern Italy. We all lived Napoli ever after.
November 3, 2026 at 1:09 PM
jpkeates.com
Wrote a book about Scottish midgets, but they won’t let me call it "wee, the people".

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November 3, 2026 at 12:07 PM
baffledhashtagger.bsky.social
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Amazon are trying to be greener by recycling their boxes it's part of their cardboard capture project.
November 2, 2026 at 12:06 PM
tjttotal.bsky.social
Which country is the most contagious?

Germ many

#Lunchpun #HaveALaugh
October 29, 2026 at 11:55 AM
andy200.bsky.social
'My missus really hates driving... she's looking
forward to driverless cars!'
'I bet she's looking forward to less backseat drivers!'
#joke #funny #jokes #LunchPun
November 3, 2026 at 8:16 AM
tjttotal.bsky.social
Dan Brown's new thriller has Robert Langdon exploring the extraordinary link between The Last Supper mural and the DNA of a common amphibian.

The Da Vinci Toad

#Lunchpun #HaveALaugh
November 2, 2026 at 11:05 AM
stevejuggler.bsky.social
Bananarama are teaming up with The Lemonheads,
so that should be quite appealing. #LunchPun
November 1, 2026 at 12:00 PM
stevejuggler.bsky.social
Who do you suspect has been supplying the cattle with steroids?

Big Farmer. #LunchPun
October 30, 2026 at 12:00 PM