November 2, 2026 at 11:01 AM
Especially you, Luocha.
He's not gonna fuck you unless you tell him straight up. My son is unfortunately stupid.
He's not gonna fuck you unless you tell him straight up. My son is unfortunately stupid.
October 31, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Especially you, Luocha.
He's not gonna fuck you unless you tell him straight up. My son is unfortunately stupid.
He's not gonna fuck you unless you tell him straight up. My son is unfortunately stupid.
October 30, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Cerces slipped on a banana peel!!! You wonder who left it there... Oh, it was Luocha...
October 29, 2026 at 12:27 PM
Cerces slipped on a banana peel!!! You wonder who left it there... Oh, it was Luocha...
Obsidian, Luocha and Cocolia have started a podcast together!
November 3, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Obsidian, Luocha and Cocolia have started a podcast together!
Luocha cried themself to sleep last night.
October 28, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Luocha cried themself to sleep last night.
BREAKING: Luocha found causing issues and problems in the Penacony Dreamscape Clock Studios Theme Park
November 1, 2026 at 8:41 AM
BREAKING: Luocha found causing issues and problems in the Penacony Dreamscape Clock Studios Theme Park
Would you stay in this room for two days with Archer, Luocha and Boothill for $200k?
October 31, 2026 at 8:42 AM
Would you stay in this room for two days with Archer, Luocha and Boothill for $200k?
An eye cracked up, peering at Luocha for a a beat before slipping closed again.
"And what is it you've observed?"
"And what is it you've observed?"
Perceptive as ever, dear General~
I was simply observing you~
I was simply observing you~
❴ When he spoke, it was without even opening his eyes, cheek propped up against the back of his knuckles. ❵
What are you staring at?
What are you staring at?
November 2, 2026 at 10:51 PM
An eye cracked up, peering at Luocha for a a beat before slipping closed again.
"And what is it you've observed?"
"And what is it you've observed?"
Deoxys (Attack Forme), Tung Tung Tung Sahur, and Luocha get into a fight. The second character triumphantly kills them both.
November 1, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Deoxys (Attack Forme), Tung Tung Tung Sahur, and Luocha get into a fight. The second character triumphantly kills them both.
Luocha is currently cosplaying as Kanade Yoisaki!
October 28, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Luocha is currently cosplaying as Kanade Yoisaki!
There will be a reality show starring Fugue, Luocha, Screwllum and Acheron. Will you be tuning in?
October 30, 2026 at 12:27 AM
There will be a reality show starring Fugue, Luocha, Screwllum and Acheron. Will you be tuning in?
I'm sure Mister Luocha has you in great care, don't worry just a bystander~
Don't.
Stay away from the dragon.
Uh... Yes? Although it won't be enough for the blood.
Appreciate the thought.
Stay away from the dragon.
Uh... Yes? Although it won't be enough for the blood.
Appreciate the thought.
Aw...
and I wanted to pet it..
actually, on another thought maybe not.
do you uh.. need a handkerchief dearie ?
and I wanted to pet it..
actually, on another thought maybe not.
do you uh.. need a handkerchief dearie ?
October 26, 2026 at 11:04 PM
I'm sure Mister Luocha has you in great care, don't worry just a bystander~
Genuinely yeah, he’s in jail. Not a threat anymore. (Still should be btw.) But even so like I wished they did more with Luocha because bro was off screen or recounting past events from others. I would like his actual POV than be told by someone else!
October 27, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Genuinely yeah, he’s in jail. Not a threat anymore. (Still should be btw.) But even so like I wished they did more with Luocha because bro was off screen or recounting past events from others. I would like his actual POV than be told by someone else!
❴ He stood his ground, unflinching as Luocha leaned into his space, peering down at him as he refrained from mirroring the medic's grin. Without warning, he raised a hand to cup Luocha's chin. ❵
It looks to me that you are the excited one.
It looks to me that you are the excited one.
Hm, it could be stress...
Or...
(Leans closer with that smirk of his)
Maybe excitement~
Or...
(Leans closer with that smirk of his)
Maybe excitement~
So it seems.
❴ Rather annoyingly, might he add. ❵
And, in your professional opinion, what do you make of that?
❴ Rather annoyingly, might he add. ❵
And, in your professional opinion, what do you make of that?
October 28, 2026 at 5:26 PM
❴ He stood his ground, unflinching as Luocha leaned into his space, peering down at him as he refrained from mirroring the medic's grin. Without warning, he raised a hand to cup Luocha's chin. ❵
It looks to me that you are the excited one.
It looks to me that you are the excited one.
Elegant movements through the street, but Luocha paused as he caught the scent of blood.
Peridot gaze soon found the source, rushing over as his medic instincts kicked in.
"Miss Khamorosha? Are you alright?!" He crouched beside her, gently taking her arm, fingers pressed over her pulsepoint.
Peridot gaze soon found the source, rushing over as his medic instincts kicked in.
"Miss Khamorosha? Are you alright?!" He crouched beside her, gently taking her arm, fingers pressed over her pulsepoint.
Collapsing in a nearby street, blood slowly pooling under her.
Well shit.
Well shit.
October 26, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Elegant movements through the street, but Luocha paused as he caught the scent of blood.
Peridot gaze soon found the source, rushing over as his medic instincts kicked in.
"Miss Khamorosha? Are you alright?!" He crouched beside her, gently taking her arm, fingers pressed over her pulsepoint.
Peridot gaze soon found the source, rushing over as his medic instincts kicked in.
"Miss Khamorosha? Are you alright?!" He crouched beside her, gently taking her arm, fingers pressed over her pulsepoint.
Luocha knows your address, they are coming...
October 25, 2026 at 12:12 PM
Luocha knows your address, they are coming...
"Luocha?"
Weakly trying to get her eyes to focus on him.
"I... Dan Heng... He..."
Groaning as the pain in her arms intensifies for a moment.
Weakly trying to get her eyes to focus on him.
"I... Dan Heng... He..."
Groaning as the pain in her arms intensifies for a moment.
Elegant movements through the street, but Luocha paused as he caught the scent of blood.
Peridot gaze soon found the source, rushing over as his medic instincts kicked in.
"Miss Khamorosha? Are you alright?!" He crouched beside her, gently taking her arm, fingers pressed over her pulsepoint.
Peridot gaze soon found the source, rushing over as his medic instincts kicked in.
"Miss Khamorosha? Are you alright?!" He crouched beside her, gently taking her arm, fingers pressed over her pulsepoint.
Collapsing in a nearby street, blood slowly pooling under her.
Well shit.
Well shit.
October 26, 2026 at 11:02 PM
"Luocha?"
Weakly trying to get her eyes to focus on him.
"I... Dan Heng... He..."
Groaning as the pain in her arms intensifies for a moment.
Weakly trying to get her eyes to focus on him.
"I... Dan Heng... He..."
Groaning as the pain in her arms intensifies for a moment.
Blade.
Blaaaade. Pspspsps.
Doctor Luocha said I should eat you~
Blaaaade. Pspspsps.
Doctor Luocha said I should eat you~
October 23, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Blade.
Blaaaade. Pspspsps.
Doctor Luocha said I should eat you~
Blaaaade. Pspspsps.
Doctor Luocha said I should eat you~
The first one sent me with how random it feels and how they phrased it, March turning into Luocha sure is something 😭
And proud to have contributed to Bladie being one of the most deployed characters after 4.4, it paid off that I got him every run 🙂↕️🔥 (half the deployments were me /silly)
And proud to have contributed to Bladie being one of the most deployed characters after 4.4, it paid off that I got him every run 🙂↕️🔥 (half the deployments were me /silly)
October 25, 2026 at 9:17 AM
The first one sent me with how random it feels and how they phrased it, March turning into Luocha sure is something 😭
And proud to have contributed to Bladie being one of the most deployed characters after 4.4, it paid off that I got him every run 🙂↕️🔥 (half the deployments were me /silly)
And proud to have contributed to Bladie being one of the most deployed characters after 4.4, it paid off that I got him every run 🙂↕️🔥 (half the deployments were me /silly)
Diving to catch him before he hits the ground.
"Luocha!"
"Luocha!"
Casually faints.
October 24, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Diving to catch him before he hits the ground.
"Luocha!"
"Luocha!"
DEATH BATTLE! Game Freak VS Coraline VS Luocha
October 22, 2026 at 9:58 AM
DEATH BATTLE! Game Freak VS Coraline VS Luocha
Husbando team complete! 💞😼
October 22, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Husbando team complete! 💞😼