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lurevibe is *definitely* selling this thing

Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · Jul 23

…why does this hotel’s complimentary lumbar support pillow look like a sex toy made by a board game company?

A pink lumbar support pillow that looks like a meeple!?

July 24, 2026 at 4:56 AM

qdot

@buttplug.engineer

long cat is... long?

(of course it's lurevibe. it's always lurevibe at this pont. god bless lurevibe. www.lurevibe.com/products/upg... )

May 10, 2025 at 6:39 PM

qdot

@buttplug.engineer

no wait do not guess again

let's sit with this idea for a second

lurevibe email with subject "Hand Job Earbuds? Guess again."

September 19, 2026 at 7:16 PM

qdot

@buttplug.engineer

lurevibe just sent out their halloween email and the sigh i let out

that ghost does not look happy about whatever its job is and honestly i cannot blame it one bit

this is dildos for people that buy pumpkin shaped dutch ovens specifically for the season

trick of treat the pre-halloween drop

lurevibe ad email with a pumpkin anal toy, a pumpkin pillow with a dildo on it, and a frowning ghost of unknown sexual usage but its not happy about it

September 29, 2026 at 9:30 PM

qdot

@buttplug.engineer

sorry peloton, there's a new ultimate fitness experience

(yes, it's lurevibe again: www.lurevibe.com/products/bic...)

a sales page for an exercise bike with a dildo in the seat

It costs $880.00

March 25, 2025 at 5:10 PM

qdot

@buttplug.engineer

For those interested in other lurevibe products, here’s my inboxing of the weird dicked bear

youtu.be/ci00vzZlLNI?...

Lurevibe Polar Bear Automatic Thrusting Vibrating Machine Unboxing

YouTube video by Buttpluggin' With qDot

youtu.be

March 23, 2025 at 1:18 AM

qdot

@buttplug.engineer

oh

i'll, uh, be over there, far far away from here, then

lurevibe marketing email, subject line "the ultimate breast orgasm starts here"

September 9, 2025 at 10:23 PM

qdot

@buttplug.engineer

MEN'S MASCULINITY IS VISIBLE

(yes it's time for lurevibe marketing emails again)

ok so it's an onahole but like... I guess you stick your dick in and there's a... tongue on the other end? I'm not sure what the tongue like, does, though.

June 20, 2025 at 7:17 PM

qdot

@buttplug.engineer

looks like lurevibe is coming for harbor freight's turf

(www.lurevibe.com/products/hig...)

a dildo on... some sort of power tool looking thing. $549.00

March 25, 2025 at 5:15 PM

qdot

@buttplug.engineer

THE TARIFFS ARE COMING FOR YOUR BUTTPLUGS AND WEIRD DICKED BEARS

Lurevibe sales email

We always want you to have fun using our products!
Breaking news: Due to sudden tariff increases, prices on some adult toys around the world may increase as early as next month - or sell out completely.

Why act now?
✅ Lock in current prices before tariffs go into effect

April 7, 2025 at 5:14 PM

qdot

@buttplug.engineer

I'd be remiss if I didn't share the subject of the email this came from.

Of course it's lurevibe.

experience innovative penis design feel different orgasms

April 25, 2025 at 7:46 PM

qdot

@buttplug.engineer

LureVibe done did it again.

www.lurevibe.com/products/dis...

March 3, 2025 at 9:52 PM

qdot

@buttplug.engineer

ok what the actual fuck lurevibe

I think it's a clit sucking vibrating pencil with a face? I don't know what I'm supposed to say here. How am I supposed to describe this picture. What do you want from me I am only so capable.

May 31, 2026 at 5:06 AM

qdot

@buttplug.engineer

I feel like I need to buy stuff from lurevibe just to make sure they keep existing because these product listings bring me such joy.

It’s like a little wheeled seat but with a dildo in it. I don’t know what or who this is for.

Mini trolly dildoes machine with the same trolly as the last picture

March 23, 2025 at 12:24 AM

qdot

@buttplug.engineer

inflatable bondage furniture, for all those college dorm room dungeons out there

(yup it's yet another lurevibe marketing email)

sex inflatable furniture chair erotic bondage set for couple

$79.99

(listen that's what it says and honestly that's pretty much what the picture is too. It's an inflatable chair with velcro bondage straps and a dildo in the middle of it for reasons I cannot figure out because the position of and angle at which the dildo is pointing would not be comfortable for pretty much anyone.)

June 13, 2025 at 10:01 PM

qdot

@buttplug.engineer

"got your nose" robot but for penises

(it is, of course, lurevibe: www.lurevibe.com/collections/... )

(and yes very tempted to give this a king missile soundtrack)

A penis stroker you attach via bands around your stomach/waist. Motion of animation makes it look like it's detaching the penis from the body.

September 19, 2025 at 9:12 PM

qdot

@buttplug.engineer

Ok I didn't realize the "sex" label was how they were censoring the image and now I kind of love it.

lurevibe long cat vibrator pillow. text: "warm love, intelligent heating" "smart chip, one-click heating"

The dildo that comes out of the pillow has parts covered up with circle labels that just say "sex"

I want to put these labels on everything.

March 3, 2025 at 10:23 PM

qdot

@buttplug.engineer

Dick sucking machine design runs the gamut from "meh" to "GET IN THE ROBOT SHINJI".

Lurevibe (whose ad I got this from) generally has some of the most fucked up shit out there, so here have some entertainment for your saturday evening: www.lurevibe.com