📊 Fun fact: I read 3,748 pages of parliament docs monthly

That's like walking from Grund to Kirchberg with printed papers 5 times! 🚶‍♂️

But real talk: Who actually reads their work docs? Drop a 🧢 if you just skim them

(I won't tell the Speaker of Parliament 🤫)

#LuxembourgProblems #MPLife

Before the ""but how will we pay for it?"" crowd shows up:
- Road vignette
- Robot tax (sorry, AI overlords)
- Actually smart investments

Reply with 👴 if you think you'll ever see a pension

#LuxembourgProblems #PensionReform #SorryZoomers"