#Luxon
LUXON: I am one of the best CEO’s in the world

US: Sayz who?

LUXON: My wife
#NZPol
November 2, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Luxon keeps smashing those milestones #nzpol
November 4, 2026 at 5:55 AM
November 5, 2026 at 1:30 AM
The Cabinet Manual discourages ministers from using personal email, but Christopher Luxon used a non-government AI account for work as PM.
newsroom.co.nz/2026/11/03/l...
Luxon used non-government AI account for official PM business
The Cabinet Manual discourages ministers from using personal email, but Christopher Luxon used a non-government AI account for work as PM.
newsroom.co.nz
November 2, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Luxon Cricket Fail
ALT: Luxon Cricket Fail
static.klipy.com
November 4, 2026 at 3:46 AM
No, sorry - what the fuck is going on. The head of Young National turned up with HIS HEAD HALF SHAVED for Luxon to shave, and LUXON STRUGGLED TO SHAVE THE OTHER HALF OF HIS HEAD.

am I on drugs, if not, can I be on drugs
November 4, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Rookie shearer Christopher Luxon leaves the job half done

#NZPol
November 4, 2026 at 12:37 AM
A perfect fit for current Luxon led NZ coalition government policy. Luxon/Willis/Brown have been doing exactly this for the past 3 years.
#nzpol #election26
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November 4, 2026 at 2:52 AM
"Luxon thought Chris Hipkins was the enemy. And then it was Qiulae Wong. And now it’s Chlöe Swarbrick. But his real enemies are on the right. His own side." New Substack today at Hopetown
simonwilsonhopetown.substack.com/p/a-lament-f...
A lament for Christopher Luxon
Doubly cursed by Don Brash and Simeon Brown, Luxon is only now discovering the real purpose of the overhang campaign and how he’s being played
simonwilsonhopetown.substack.com
November 3, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Jack Tame and Christopher Luxon.
Circa 2026
November 1, 2026 at 7:43 PM
I hear Amanda Luxon is putting out a fragrance; it’s called Delulu
#NZPol
November 2, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Classic FAFO on the campaign trail from Halfajob Luxon #NZPol
Rookie shearer Christopher Luxon leaves the job half done

#NZPol
November 4, 2026 at 1:46 AM
My dream is a Luxon crashout of epic proportions. Haley Stevens-level
November 2, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Why does Luxon have his toes in the air? Why is his shirt tucked into his trousers? Why doesn't he buy clothes that fit? Why is Luxon? #nzpol
It's absolutely impossible for Luxoff to look normal
#nzpol
November 1, 2026 at 12:36 AM
At this rate, we can expect a 'Luxon fails at trimming half of something' doubling event by mid Friday
No, sorry - what the fuck is going on. The head of Young National turned up with HIS HEAD HALF SHAVED for Luxon to shave, and LUXON STRUGGLED TO SHAVE THE OTHER HALF OF HIS HEAD.

am I on drugs, if not, can I be on drugs
November 4, 2026 at 7:55 PM
The leader of the main centre right party shaving the head of his youth wing but having problems with it.
November 4, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Luxon is the one who has put the future of this country in jeopardy #nzpol
Luxon was asked during today's media stand up whether it was a "mistake to use non-government AI for work as the prime minister". "Oh, look, that's not a story. That is not a story. We are in an election campaign talking about the future of this country. That is not a story," he said. #nzpol
November 2, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Luxon didn't do the first half of the job, and struggled to do the rest of it despite being given the equipment. Pure comedy.
November 4, 2026 at 7:51 PM
I want to wake up on next Sunday morning in a country where Luxon is no longer PM.
November 3, 2026 at 12:50 AM
“A lament for Christopher Luxon
Doubly cursed by Don Brash and Simeon Brown, Luxon is only now discovering the real purpose of the overhang campaign and how he’s being played” - SIMON WILSON
NOV 4 #nzpol

simonwilsonhopetown.substack.com/p/a-lament-f...
A lament for Christopher Luxon
Doubly cursed by Don Brash and Simeon Brown, Luxon is only now discovering the real purpose of the overhang campaign and how he’s being played
simonwilsonhopetown.substack.com
November 3, 2026 at 6:43 PM
#nzpol This snippet with quotes from Amanda Luxon from Luke Malpass's at times fawning profile of Luxon in Sunday's Star-Times is very revealing "...one of the top CEOs in the world coming in and fixing a country that's almost bankrupt...The knowledge that he lacked in politics is easy to acquire"🙄
November 2, 2026 at 7:30 PM
📈Unemployment up to 5.7%
📈The most unemployed people since 1993
📈438,000 people underutilised
📈Youth unemployment up to 17%

Are we back on track yet? #nzpol
September labour market data further proof of how badly the Luxon Government has mismanaged the economy NZCTU
Data released today by Stats NZ shows how the Luxon Government has completely wrecked the job market. “Since the Luxon Government took office, unemployment has increased from 4 percent to 5.7 percent,...
union.org.nz
November 3, 2026 at 10:51 PM
John Key was sold as the guy you'd be happy to have a beer with. Luxon is the guy you'd cross the road to avoid, and you know you'd be OK coz Luxon is incapable of crossing a road.
November 1, 2026 at 7:03 AM
Luxon at school.

#nzpol
October 30, 2026 at 7:00 AM
Who is the idiot advising luxon to do this sort of stunt after arriving on his tragic tour bus. luxon does not have the brainpower to realise how stupid this is.
November 4, 2026 at 8:20 PM