quick while the government is shut down let’s all switch to metric
October 1, 2025 at 4:11 AM
quick while the government is shut down let’s all switch to metric
Bill weight seems like a very stupid metric
December 20, 2024 at 11:22 PM
Bill weight seems like a very stupid metric
learning metric conversion via whimsical vintage australian stamps
March 31, 2026 at 1:37 PM
learning metric conversion via whimsical vintage australian stamps
![Comic. PERSON 1 with white hat: How tall are you? PERSON 2: 5ft 24cm [caption] When switching to metric, make the process easier by doing it in steps.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreifptvo6h6kdpf75j3i443ospzumiii7a3pblah2urjrawmyymh3ga)
November 6, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Americans will really use anything but the metric system (complimentary)
I can officially confirm that the snow in NC is roughly one (1) corgi deep
January 31, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Americans will really use anything but the metric system (complimentary)
This is a more accurate metric of impending bad weather than the Waffle House Index
Senator Ted Cruz (R-Texas) was spotted earlier today, January 20, 2026, on a plane heading to Laguna Beach as the state of Texas braces for a rare ice threat and arctic cold front.
January 21, 2026 at 11:13 AM
This is a more accurate metric of impending bad weather than the Waffle House Index
it’s breathtaking to see how this country is in decline by every possible metric
Devastated to learn that Univ of Texas at Austin is closing the American Studies dept. The years I spent there earning my PhD were formative, making me the teacher, thinker, and writer I am today. I've passed on what I learned at UT to thousands of students over the past 20 years. Just awful.
February 16, 2026 at 2:55 AM
it’s breathtaking to see how this country is in decline by every possible metric
August 11, 2025 at 10:39 PM
It’s time to realize that the number of insured people is not the right metric for the following reasons :
January 12, 2025 at 9:23 PM
It’s time to realize that the number of insured people is not the right metric for the following reasons :
Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
Metric - Black Sheep ft. Brie Larson
Metric - Black Sheep ft. Brie Larson
September 15, 2024 at 8:27 PM
Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
Metric - Black Sheep ft. Brie Larson
Metric - Black Sheep ft. Brie Larson
This is the right metric for so many current issues.
GOP Rep. Thomas Massie: “How will we know if this bill has been successful? We will know when rich men are being perp walked in handcuffs to the jail. Until then, this is still a coverup.”
#EpsteinFiles
#EpsteinFiles
February 1, 2026 at 8:20 PM
This is the right metric for so many current issues.
You're probably wondering just how metric my socket set is
May 10, 2026 at 7:16 AM
You're probably wondering just how metric my socket set is
a metric ton of alpine ass
November 17, 2025 at 6:27 PM
a metric ton of alpine ass
Americans will do anything but use the metric system.
Pleased to announce the newest unit of time: The Gaetz.
Just a day over a week and a little short of a Scaramucci.
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Just a day over a week and a little short of a Scaramucci.
wapo.st/3AQSnHM
Analysis | Four takeaways from Matt Gaetz’s exit
It was an early setback for Trump, and it shows that the system can still stand up to him — at least when it’s relatively easy to do so.
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November 22, 2024 at 11:28 AM
Americans will do anything but use the metric system.
this implies the existence of a metric nonbinary
January 11, 2025 at 6:31 PM
this implies the existence of a metric nonbinary
I described something as “waist-high” and they yelled at me that the metric system exists and I was just scared of France.
Okay, my dude, it’s waist-high but in metric.
Okay, my dude, it’s waist-high but in metric.
What’s the funniest reason someone got mad at you on Bluesky this year?
December 30, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I described something as “waist-high” and they yelled at me that the metric system exists and I was just scared of France.
Okay, my dude, it’s waist-high but in metric.
Okay, my dude, it’s waist-high but in metric.
inventing a new code quality metric of TODOs per line (more is better)
November 15, 2024 at 2:37 PM
inventing a new code quality metric of TODOs per line (more is better)
For a guy that supposedly knew nothing about Project 2025, he sure is putting a metric shit ton of them in his administration.
November 18, 2024 at 1:49 AM
For a guy that supposedly knew nothing about Project 2025, he sure is putting a metric shit ton of them in his administration.
Leavitt lies: "Every economic metric does in fact show that the economy is improving"
December 11, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Leavitt lies: "Every economic metric does in fact show that the economy is improving"
By any metric of fascism, when they come for the comedians, it's here.
July 19, 2025 at 1:11 PM
By any metric of fascism, when they come for the comedians, it's here.
Stays up late and listens to Metric
May 6, 2026 at 7:20 AM
Stays up late and listens to Metric
by this metric non-newsworthy stories can become newsworthy if they generate enough outrage for being not newsworthy. also by this metric you could print an uncensored human asshole on the front page of the New York Times.
lol, and who the fuck is this?
July 7, 2025 at 12:10 PM
by this metric non-newsworthy stories can become newsworthy if they generate enough outrage for being not newsworthy. also by this metric you could print an uncensored human asshole on the front page of the New York Times.