#M&M'S
Now that wokeness is dead the Mars corporation is finally free to put lead back into the M&M's coating
February 18, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I have had Prosecco, croissants and peanut m & m’s for birthday breakfast.
March 23, 2026 at 12:00 PM
April 6, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Update: she read it and said "you're not getting peanut M&M's"
April 22, 2025 at 4:17 AM
¿"T'apacho" unos m&m's?
December 9, 2024 at 7:57 PM
I bought peanut butter and jelly M&M's. I'm confused yet excited.
January 2, 2025 at 9:50 PM
THATS RIGHT IT’S #M&MMonday !! THE DAY WHERE WE ALL DRAW OUR FURSONAS AS M&M’S SPOKESCANDIES!! HAVE A CHOCOLATASTIC #M&MMonday !!
August 11, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I'm sending this to my wife in hopes of getting random peanut M&M's
April 22, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Number 560: M&M’s filled with gravy
May 17, 2025 at 2:58 PM
March 30, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Peanut M&M’s contain chocolate is she trying to kill her new puppyboy
April 22, 2025 at 2:42 PM
TIMES SQUARE M&M STORE NOW GOVERNMENT OWNED. ALL THE M&M'S ARE GRAY.
November 5, 2025 at 8:11 PM
checking out texas a&m's baseball roster
October 1, 2026 at 7:49 PM
A couple of the M&M's I ate off of my shirt were buttons.
June 17, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I love M&M's

Maws and Music
December 4, 2024 at 11:16 PM
Couldn't we just distract these idiots for a while by pointing out that there's no white m&m's
April 5, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Hope they find that one guy who got his cylinder stuck in an M&M’s tube.
June 17, 2026 at 6:19 PM
As always, please check your kids candy. We found an M18A1 Claymore anti-personnel mine in a bag of fun size M&M's #halloween #safety
October 31, 2023 at 4:04 PM
M&M's turn! mb i'll do some more~ 💘
#helluvaboss #millie #moxxie #moxxiexmillie
June 10, 2025 at 3:06 PM
These will be the only M&M'S
served at the Whitehouse and all government agencies
November 17, 2024 at 4:22 PM
ok. ms green has been a lesbian for like. a while now, actually
January 12, 2025 at 6:40 PM
hungry Humphrey m&m's
October 22, 2024 at 4:21 PM
m&m's stands for mine & mine
November 30, 2025 at 12:03 AM
"Kendrick made US conservatives angry" ok but so did m&m's. it isn't hard
February 12, 2025 at 11:11 PM
they should get the green one to seduce him
July 7, 2025 at 10:15 PM