When Putin says to jump,
Trump asks, "How high?"
Trump Waffles on Providing Tomahawk Missiles
time.com/7326698/trum...
Trump backtracks from promise to let Ukraine build Patriots
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
Trump Diesel Deal Violates Law
time.com/article/2026...
Trump is a Russian asset.
Trump asks, "How high?"
Trump Waffles on Providing Tomahawk Missiles
time.com/7326698/trum...
Trump backtracks from promise to let Ukraine build Patriots
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
Trump Diesel Deal Violates Law
time.com/article/2026...
Trump is a Russian asset.
October 14, 2026 at 3:12 PM
When Putin says to jump,
Trump asks, "How high?"
Trump Waffles on Providing Tomahawk Missiles
time.com/7326698/trum...
Trump backtracks from promise to let Ukraine build Patriots
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
Trump Diesel Deal Violates Law
time.com/article/2026...
Trump is a Russian asset.
Trump asks, "How high?"
Trump Waffles on Providing Tomahawk Missiles
time.com/7326698/trum...
Trump backtracks from promise to let Ukraine build Patriots
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
Trump Diesel Deal Violates Law
time.com/article/2026...
Trump is a Russian asset.
Yup. Somebody ought to invent a knot to commemorate MAGA.
The True MAGAnaut Knot
1. Assembles on command.
2. Will instantly reconfigure.
3. Susceptible to suggestion.
4. No start, no end, no brain.
The True MAGAnaut Knot
1. Assembles on command.
2. Will instantly reconfigure.
3. Susceptible to suggestion.
4. No start, no end, no brain.
October 8, 2026 at 1:12 PM
Yup. Somebody ought to invent a knot to commemorate MAGA.
The True MAGAnaut Knot
1. Assembles on command.
2. Will instantly reconfigure.
3. Susceptible to suggestion.
4. No start, no end, no brain.
The True MAGAnaut Knot
1. Assembles on command.
2. Will instantly reconfigure.
3. Susceptible to suggestion.
4. No start, no end, no brain.
Alles, was Frank sagt. Carsten Linnemann ist entweder politisch komplett naiv und hat die letzten acht Jahre unter einem Stein gelebt oder ist ein MAGAnaut, der es mit der FDGO nicht so hat. Weder das eine noch das andere sprechen für ihn.
Noch einmal zur Erinnerung: Donald Trump wurde in einem Zivilprozess der Vergewaltigung und Verleumdung für schuldig gesprochen, viermal angeklagt (u.a. für einen Putschversuch), er ist im Wahlkampf durch immer rassistischere und faschistische Rhetorik aufgefallen (nannte Leute "Ungeziefer", sagte,
CDU-Generalsekretär Linnemann
lobt einen Faschisten: Trump mache „richtig gute Politik" - an ihm müsse sich die CDU ein Beispiel nehmen www.t-online.de/nachrichten/...
lobt einen Faschisten: Trump mache „richtig gute Politik" - an ihm müsse sich die CDU ein Beispiel nehmen www.t-online.de/nachrichten/...
December 16, 2024 at 10:31 AM
Alles, was Frank sagt. Carsten Linnemann ist entweder politisch komplett naiv und hat die letzten acht Jahre unter einem Stein gelebt oder ist ein MAGAnaut, der es mit der FDGO nicht so hat. Weder das eine noch das andere sprechen für ihn.
There isn't a single repubican voter that gets a scintilla of sympathy from me.
Wait until they deport grandma. That's is going to go over in a big way in Maganaut country.
Wait until they deport grandma. That's is going to go over in a big way in Maganaut country.
December 27, 2024 at 3:04 AM
There isn't a single repubican voter that gets a scintilla of sympathy from me.
Wait until they deport grandma. That's is going to go over in a big way in Maganaut country.
Wait until they deport grandma. That's is going to go over in a big way in Maganaut country.
Overheard in the grocery store:
"Someone is going to take a hit for the team - just watch. This is fucking insane. I didn't vote for Musk!"
The lil' maganaut folks are getting upset y'all. Boo Fucking Hoo.
"Someone is going to take a hit for the team - just watch. This is fucking insane. I didn't vote for Musk!"
The lil' maganaut folks are getting upset y'all. Boo Fucking Hoo.
December 19, 2024 at 10:03 PM
Overheard in the grocery store:
"Someone is going to take a hit for the team - just watch. This is fucking insane. I didn't vote for Musk!"
The lil' maganaut folks are getting upset y'all. Boo Fucking Hoo.
"Someone is going to take a hit for the team - just watch. This is fucking insane. I didn't vote for Musk!"
The lil' maganaut folks are getting upset y'all. Boo Fucking Hoo.
This is gonna be real funny when it turns out this guy was another psycho maganaut trying to kill dear leader.
April 26, 2026 at 12:54 PM
This is gonna be real funny when it turns out this guy was another psycho maganaut trying to kill dear leader.
“Nuh-uh, you!”
Only verbal argument MAGAnaut-z’s understand.
Only verbal argument MAGAnaut-z’s understand.
February 12, 2025 at 9:51 PM
“Nuh-uh, you!”
Only verbal argument MAGAnaut-z’s understand.
Only verbal argument MAGAnaut-z’s understand.
Thanks for the ammunition when I meet up with a triggered maganaut.
November 18, 2024 at 11:24 PM
Thanks for the ammunition when I meet up with a triggered maganaut.
So the tariffs are to combat the cartels and drugs (or so I’m told by a maganaut) and this head of HHS is telling kids heroine makes you a better student … make it make sense
www.thedailybeast.com/robert-f-ken...
www.thedailybeast.com/robert-f-ken...
RFK Jr. Says Doing Heroin Made Him a Star Student
Before dropping his failed presidential bid, Trump’s pick to oversee U.S. health policy described how narcotics helped him overcome his attention deficit problems.
www.thedailybeast.com
November 30, 2024 at 1:22 PM
So the tariffs are to combat the cartels and drugs (or so I’m told by a maganaut) and this head of HHS is telling kids heroine makes you a better student … make it make sense
www.thedailybeast.com/robert-f-ken...
www.thedailybeast.com/robert-f-ken...
If a MAGAnaut hired a guy to stain their deck and he fell asleep like this on the clock, we'd all have to hear about it in a rickety Facebook truck cab video with a million views, but when Big Papa Blotchyhands does it he's playing 4-D chess
June 5, 2026 at 3:13 AM
If a MAGAnaut hired a guy to stain their deck and he fell asleep like this on the clock, we'd all have to hear about it in a rickety Facebook truck cab video with a million views, but when Big Papa Blotchyhands does it he's playing 4-D chess
Ok go back to Fox News, Maganaut
August 25, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Ok go back to Fox News, Maganaut
How do you say I'm a stupid MAGAnaut without saying I'm a stupid MAGAnaut.
September 2, 2025 at 3:28 PM
How do you say I'm a stupid MAGAnaut without saying I'm a stupid MAGAnaut.
Really buns me or when some maganaut tries flaming but then they block you so you don't get to read their spaz
December 12, 2024 at 3:43 PM
Really buns me or when some maganaut tries flaming but then they block you so you don't get to read their spaz
Love plywood under tanks to protect the streets. Conjures image of hundreds of Hispanic workers lugging wooden platforms in front of the tanks, rushing them from back to parade front.
Now some MAGAnaut complains that it's not plywood but a specially treated cellulose-based product.
Now some MAGAnaut complains that it's not plywood but a specially treated cellulose-based product.
June 13, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Love plywood under tanks to protect the streets. Conjures image of hundreds of Hispanic workers lugging wooden platforms in front of the tanks, rushing them from back to parade front.
Now some MAGAnaut complains that it's not plywood but a specially treated cellulose-based product.
Now some MAGAnaut complains that it's not plywood but a specially treated cellulose-based product.
I hope the first American MAGANAUT that crosses the border and makes a "joke" about setting up shop in Canada is brutally rebuked.
this guy on the bottom left entertaining this map showing Canada as "The Northern Colonies" is a member of Congress
January 8, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I hope the first American MAGANAUT that crosses the border and makes a "joke" about setting up shop in Canada is brutally rebuked.
He lives in Florida and is a full-on MAGAnaut
January 21, 2026 at 11:04 AM
He lives in Florida and is a full-on MAGAnaut
This spring, make every #MAGAnaut 🚀 you know a pariah. They should be blamed and shamed for their unforgivable contribution to this utter madness.
It's infuriating that the lives of tens of millions of people here and around the world are in the tiny hands of a vile, gutless, draft-dodging predator/felon who has never had a noble instinct in his life.
I'll never forgive the people who voted for him.
I'll never forgive the people who voted for him.
March 1, 2025 at 5:58 AM
This spring, make every #MAGAnaut 🚀 you know a pariah. They should be blamed and shamed for their unforgivable contribution to this utter madness.
Bricks will learn to do the Macarena before MAGA ever reaches the FO stage. The shackles of Muskrat Mindfuckery are too thick and numerous for the average MAGAnaut to free themselves. To accept that you handed your free will to a foul cabal of slimy turd merchants is too painful for most to bear.
December 5, 2024 at 7:40 AM
Bricks will learn to do the Macarena before MAGA ever reaches the FO stage. The shackles of Muskrat Mindfuckery are too thick and numerous for the average MAGAnaut to free themselves. To accept that you handed your free will to a foul cabal of slimy turd merchants is too painful for most to bear.
Stacey Garrity, most likely. She’s the ultra MAGAnaut loon running for governor
June 23, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Stacey Garrity, most likely. She’s the ultra MAGAnaut loon running for governor
You'd have to be a mindless Maganaut not to know that Trump and his team are a brazen pack of boldfaced liars by now!
April 2, 2025 at 11:39 AM
You'd have to be a mindless Maganaut not to know that Trump and his team are a brazen pack of boldfaced liars by now!
Bot or maganaut
February 22, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Bot or maganaut
This is pure disinformation: if you are a Maganaut uncomfortable with his despicable racism…this “remorse” fixes it. In other stories, Trump has maintained that he didn’t do anything wrong and fuck em if they can’t take a joke. Which one is true? They can chose whatever story they like.
Pastor Claims Trump Acknowledged Racism In His Obama Post: ‘Wrong, Offensive, and Unacceptable’ Mediaite
www.mediaite.com
Pastor Claims Trump Acknowledged Racism In His Obama Post: ‘Wrong, Offensive, and Unacceptable’
twp.ai
February 7, 2026 at 1:35 AM
This is pure disinformation: if you are a Maganaut uncomfortable with his despicable racism…this “remorse” fixes it. In other stories, Trump has maintained that he didn’t do anything wrong and fuck em if they can’t take a joke. Which one is true? They can chose whatever story they like.
He's NO WORSE than the "New" one who is PSYCHOTIC!!!
As a MAGAnaut, to the EXTREME POWER, I don't think that it's any better or worse...
As a MAGAnaut, to the EXTREME POWER, I don't think that it's any better or worse...
April 23, 2026 at 5:21 PM
He's NO WORSE than the "New" one who is PSYCHOTIC!!!
As a MAGAnaut, to the EXTREME POWER, I don't think that it's any better or worse...
As a MAGAnaut, to the EXTREME POWER, I don't think that it's any better or worse...
Well, another whacked-out MAGAnaut is hardly news any more.
After all, look at the perv in the White House.
Watching Fox News makes you dumb
www.businessinsider.com/study-watchi...
After all, look at the perv in the White House.
Watching Fox News makes you dumb
www.businessinsider.com/study-watchi...
STUDY: Watching Only Fox News Makes You Less Informed Than Watching No News At All
A study finds that watching Fox News may leave viewers less informed than not watching news at all, raising concerns about media influence.
www.businessinsider.com
March 18, 2026 at 9:48 AM
Well, another whacked-out MAGAnaut is hardly news any more.
After all, look at the perv in the White House.
Watching Fox News makes you dumb
www.businessinsider.com/study-watchi...
After all, look at the perv in the White House.
Watching Fox News makes you dumb
www.businessinsider.com/study-watchi...
Why is she givin' off Cruella de Ville vibes? Where's the puppies?! Oh wait, that's a different MAGAnaut
July 24, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Why is she givin' off Cruella de Ville vibes? Where's the puppies?! Oh wait, that's a different MAGAnaut