#MAGAisaSuicidePact
The #EpsteinFiles are in one of the barrels, and #MAGA is cracking them open one franchise at a time to get at that sweet meat. #ItsComplicated #GOPProtectsPedos #PedoFuhrer #CrackedBarrel #Dipshits&Gravy #Gavin #MAGAisaSuicidePact #ETTD #VoteByMail
August 22, 2025 at 1:51 PM
That was the jackass who rode into town on a horse, literally. Now we have a bear-carcass fetishist who is dead certain windmills kill whales, which he straps atop his car, driving around with a worm in his brain single-handedly trying to kill a generation of Americans. #MAGAisaSuicidePact #ETTD
August 28, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Finally. Brave #EpsteinSurvivors showing public servants the importance of doing the right thing for once. Let's get to it. #ETTD #EpsteinFiles #ShameOnBondi #MAGAisaSuicidePact
REPUBLICAN @repthomasmassie & DEMOCRAT @rokhanna.bsky.social are holding a bipartisan news conference on Wednesday with 10 victims of Epstein demanding the House vote on the files Speaker Johnson has been avoiding. www.foxnews.com/politics/kha...
September 1, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I want to see Gosar and Peter Thiel on the same stage at the same time, one talking while the other glugs a glass of water. I am convinced they are the same person. #ETTD #Epsteinphiles #J6Terrorist #FightFascism #MAGAisaSuicidePact #Mar-a-LagoTrials #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
Let the prosecutions begin . . .
November 8, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Senator Murkowski (& the other one , #Harvard Dan, the white guy): make sure your boi doesn't give it away next week as is his proclivity with #Putin occupied territory. Hide your children, don't leave him alone w/ the translator. Good luck.
#BakedAlaska #EpsteinFiles #ETTD #MAGAisaSuicidePact
August 9, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Hey, got 2 emails tonight from favorite purveyors. Shetland wool sweaters just went up 26% due to import #trumpTarrifs and Made In America steel racks will go up by 31% as of August 15.

#MAGAisaSuicidePact #MediumIncome isn't a thing, and fuck you, #GOP. Oh, someone please leak the #EpsteinFiles.
August 9, 2025 at 3:08 AM
A daily diet of this toxic stew of homo-erotic + rape-culture misogyny would kill anyone, & #MAGAisaSuicidePact.

Time to #Leak the #EpsteinFiles so his denizens can see the #BubbaTape (no 'victim' redaction considered #PedoFuhrer - don't even try to claim that shit). #ETTD
MAGA's male identity crisis is screwing up our country. Get some therapy, guys, and get out of our government.
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The males of MAGA manspread their insecurity
Trump & Co. bring down the country to lift their fragile egos
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December 2, 2025 at 2:49 PM
#MAGA, the entire world is conspiring to make up this fake news or worse, to actually make this actual news? Just to twig your #PedoKing?

Really? He's KILLING you, and he's killing us.

#ETTD #FightFascism #MAGAisaSuicidePact
That’s crazy. I wonder what happened in January
October 15, 2025 at 1:21 PM
No one on either side of the aisle believes @schumer.senate.gov or @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social have the power to shut down the government. The #Epsteinphiles leading this #EpsteinShutdown are in plain site, protecting #PedoFuhrer & #pedos while firing #AmericanWorkers. #ETTD #MAGAisaSuicidePact.
New from Susan Collins: “I strongly oppose OMB Director Russ Vought’s attempt to permanently lay off federal workers who have been furloughed due to a completely unnecessary government shutdown caused by Senator Schumer.”
October 10, 2025 at 8:18 PM
But the #Noble prize, they've had their eye on that one for years, too. Maybe just cook up a big gold peace sign of the very best 24ct variety and placate the flopping orange MAGAtee and move on. Oh, where my #EpsteinFiles at? #NoblePiecePrize #ETTD #PedoFuhrer #MAGAisaSuicidePact
Rep. Buddy Carter: "Donald Trump deserves the Nobel Peace Prize. That's why I'm introducing a resolution today that will honor him with the Nobel Peace Prize."

(It doesn't work like that lol)
October 10, 2025 at 1:39 PM
October 7, 2025 at 1:06 PM
And the other 29% have no business being in a corporate leadership role because they're either too stupid, sycophantic, or delusional to understand that they're getting 'harmed' without even a courtesy reach-around. #ETTD #MAGAisaSuicidePact #EpsteinFiles
September 27, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Jesus Christ this transcript from the #UN. @nytimes.com @washingtonpost.com you need to print this thing in its entirety - anything else is journalistic malpractice. @jaketapper.bsky.social - FFS, you need to lean in here. #ETTD #MAGAisaSuicidePact #CallBalls&Strikes #ComeGetYourBoiGOP
September 23, 2025 at 2:56 PM
JFC, I guess I #StandWithTylenol? Ham-bone stupidest time in recorded history, right here, right now. #ETTD #EpsteinFiles #He'sOnTheList #ReichstagFyreFest #MAGAisaSuicidePact
Look, it’s Heroin and Adderall ganging up on Tylenol.
September 23, 2025 at 1:12 PM
One semester at Utah State, followed by 3 in an electrician course of study at a trade school, which is what #MAGAt smooth-brains advocate as the only way. #ETTD #MAGAisaSuicidePact #WhiteChristoFascism is a losing hand.
September 12, 2025 at 11:48 PM
The alleged Charlie Kirk shooter proudly wearing his Trump costume for Halloween in 2017
September 12, 2025 at 9:31 PM
#Bongo&Kash didn't even write their own #Podcast scripts, did they? I cannot believe that the #FBI and this mope are in any way associated (other than by the inevitable enforcement / perp relationship pre#Truth&ReconcilliationCommission & #Mar-a-LagoTrials. #ETTD #MAGAisaSuicidePact #Epsteinphiles
See you in Valhalla? He’s Ragnar Lothbrok now? bsky.app/profile/atru...
Kash Patel: "To my friend Charlie Kirk. Rest now, brother. We have the watch. And I'll see you at Valhalla"
September 12, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Both #TPUSA founders dead from public health crisis’ that they fought to force on the rest of us. Not karma, just garden variety own goals. Stark, but there it is. #Facts
#MAGAisaSuicidePact #EpsteinFiles #Epsteinphiles #ETTD
September 11, 2025 at 10:29 PM
The DiReCtOr of the #FBI is a podcaster, the sEcReTaRy of dEfEnSe is a #FOXgnaws weekend-slot chiron-reader. Both are avowed #Epsteinphiles. We are scrod. #ETTD #DomesticTerrorism #MAGAisaSuicidePact #CompetenceMatters
September 11, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I had to check the veracity of that 'again'. Yep, checks out. I understand he might be rolling for the Florida D19 seat? Someone at #GOP better check that he's not in the #EpsteinFiles first because jeez, he would be if he could be & the timeline is dead on. #ETTD #MAGAisaSuicidePact #FAFO
September 11, 2025 at 2:07 PM
This is unacceptable. We can loathe political violence AND simultaneously reject the hateful, mendacious, disgusting effluvia that spews from his anus-mouth every day from the time he awakes to the minute his amphetamines wear off. #ETTD #EpsteinFiles #MAGAisaSuicidePact
Bullshit. Trump and Trumpists and a disturbingly large slice of the modern Right are absolutely fine dehumanizing in far worse rhetoric an alarmingly long list of groups and individuals ideals. It’s their favorite thing to do. It gets them off.
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Trump issues a statement after Kirk’s death blaming the “rhetoric of the radical left.”
September 11, 2025 at 1:19 PM
I can eat in any #DCRestaurant & you can too, #GOP #MAGA, but we eat very different food and enjoy very different hospitality. If you knew what you were eating....
#HateHasCosts ##ETTD #YMMV #MAGAisaSuicidePact
September 10, 2025 at 1:39 PM
it's his #letter & #signature. He raped children. He bought his 3rd wife from a sex trafficker. He's in OUR White House. The #GOP is worse than #QANON ever imagined #DNC in their worst fever dreams. There are hundreds of girls & tapes of it all. #MAGAisaSuicidePact #EpsteinFiles #PedoFuhrer #ETTD
September 10, 2025 at 1:21 PM
@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social @schumer.senate.gov - This is what fighting looks like. You take on the #MAGA #Fascists at every turn, AND....AND....you use the power of good government to provide services that American families need to pursue the #AmericanDream #EpsteinFiles #MAGAisaSuicidePact #ETTD
September 9, 2025 at 5:27 PM