"My Hubby Is Perverse— Masturbator Does The Unspeakable"
April 9, 2026 at 6:28 PM
"My Hubby Is Perverse— Masturbator Does The Unspeakable"
"See ya later, masturbator" is way too childish for most situations. In more formal settings, go with the simple "Goodbye, masturbator"
April 27, 2025 at 3:45 PM
"See ya later, masturbator" is way too childish for most situations. In more formal settings, go with the simple "Goodbye, masturbator"
Like this if you are a chronic masturbator.
March 5, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Like this if you are a chronic masturbator.
Making some masturbator sperm
November 14, 2024 at 6:37 PM
Making some masturbator sperm
“We got a reaction out of everyone therefore it was a worthwhile endeavor” is literally the logic of a subway masturbator
This does not inspire much confidence in the NYT. www.semafor.com/article/07/0...
July 7, 2025 at 11:39 PM
“We got a reaction out of everyone therefore it was a worthwhile endeavor” is literally the logic of a subway masturbator
Hopeless chronic masturbator. 💦
September 14, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Hopeless chronic masturbator. 💦
Proud Masturbator 🤪
September 24, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Proud Masturbator 🤪
February 18, 2025 at 4:17 PM
A Masturbator...
November 22, 2024 at 8:48 AM
A Masturbator...
"go fuck yourself" im a chronic masturbator, bitch, GLADLY.
April 14, 2026 at 11:42 AM
"go fuck yourself" im a chronic masturbator, bitch, GLADLY.
Such a big, happy, spiritual masturbator
November 3, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Such a big, happy, spiritual masturbator
I’m A Proud Penis Masturbator #bator #popperbate #socks #masturbator #ballweight #edging #gooner #cum #cumshot
December 5, 2024 at 6:56 PM
I’m A Proud Penis Masturbator #bator #popperbate #socks #masturbator #ballweight #edging #gooner #cum #cumshot
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Mother of pearl pens for tomorrow's drop! 🐚🩶
January 27, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Mother of pearl pens for tomorrow's drop! 🐚🩶