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Also - boycott fucking Harvey Norman.

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June 16, 2026 at 10:16 AM
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For example: (mine)

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pasta dish
June 28, 2026 at 10:36 AM
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Shit did we just break BlueSky?

#MasterChefAU
April 29, 2025 at 10:23 AM
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Cardamom & date ice cream?
Sign me up.

#MasterChefAU
April 21, 2026 at 9:37 AM
colonialgirl.bsky.social
Contrived language on MasterChefAU that makes me cringe.

"...elevate this dish..."
"...me on a plate..."
"...flavourful..."
"...knocked it out of the park..."
"...A+++..."
September 27, 2026 at 6:05 AM
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Are my #MasterChefAU peeps ready???
April 15, 2026 at 9:22 AM
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Hey I did one of those tofu flowers a while ago!

#MasterChefAU
May 18, 2025 at 9:11 AM
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Tip: Turn the oven on to cook stuff.

#MasterChefAU
June 16, 2025 at 10:04 AM
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Passionfruit and tuna - no.

#MasterChefAU
April 19, 2026 at 9:55 AM
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I mean.... I am very keen on an Onion Tarte Tatin myself....

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onion tarte tatin
June 3, 2026 at 10:03 AM
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Well fought Jamie.

#MasterChefAU
August 11, 2025 at 10:59 AM
bikeymikey70.bsky.social
Could go a croque madame #MasterChefAU
May 13, 2026 at 9:44 AM
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Blue bandaids are standard in kitchens because they are more easily spotted if they fall off in the food.

#MasterChefAU #TheMoreYouKnow
April 27, 2026 at 9:59 AM
karensussex.bsky.social
The female judges on Masterchefau
July 26, 2026 at 11:08 AM
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Vanilla Mini Waffles, Lady Grey Chantilly Cream, Rosella Syrup

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Vanilla Mini Waffles, Lady Grey Chantilly Cream, Rosella Syrup
May 3, 2026 at 9:33 AM
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My attempt at crystal bread - it is a BITCH to make

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crystal bread
July 29, 2025 at 9:49 AM
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Inconsistent Marron Extraction is the name of my new punk band.

#MasterChefAU
August 11, 2025 at 9:53 AM
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"The key to this is balance."

DRINK

#MasterChefAU
April 28, 2025 at 10:44 AM
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HIBACHI - DRINK

#MasterChefAU
April 19, 2026 at 9:56 AM
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Bloody table banging Frenchmen …

#MasterChefAU
April 20, 2026 at 11:39 AM
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Yet to meet a rice pudding I've liked.

#MasterChefAU
June 25, 2025 at 9:42 AM
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Nostalgia in my household would've been the smoke alarm going off to alert us to dinner being ready.

#MasterChefAU
May 27, 2026 at 9:38 AM
emilymayo.bsky.social
I repeat. #MasterChefAu
emilymayo.bsky.social Emily Mayo @emilymayo.bsky.social · Jun 24
Curtis Stone is the most dull thing about #MasterchefAU. Fight me.
June 25, 2025 at 10:34 AM
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THERE'S NOT MUCH BUTTER IN BUTTER CHICKEN....

#MasterChefAU
June 1, 2025 at 9:24 AM
emilymayo.bsky.social
Curtis Stone is the most dull thing about #MasterchefAU. Fight me.
June 24, 2025 at 9:36 AM