slay? me? 💕
November 1, 2026 at 10:26 PM
slay? me? 💕
Kiss me once and kiss me twice... Then kiss me once again 📻 Alastor #hazbinhotel #fanart
November 1, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Kiss me once and kiss me twice... Then kiss me once again 📻 Alastor #hazbinhotel #fanart
let me breathe please
November 1, 2026 at 10:32 AM
let me breathe please
HELP (wear me wear me wear me wear me wear me wear me wear me wear me wear me wear me wear me wear me wear me wear me wear me wear me wear me wear me wear me wear me wear me wear me wear me wear me wear me wear me wear me wear me wear me wear me)
Those empty suits must have got what they asked for, just in time for Halloween night too. Hopefully someone slips them on by midnight, gonna be a long year stuck like that otherwise…
November 1, 2026 at 1:41 AM
HELP (wear me wear me wear me wear me wear me wear me wear me wear me wear me wear me wear me wear me wear me wear me wear me wear me wear me wear me wear me wear me wear me wear me wear me wear me wear me wear me wear me wear me wear me wear me)
Texas: don’t let me down tomorrow.
November 2, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Texas: don’t let me down tomorrow.
Donald Trump hates me because I fight. Republicans fear me because I win.
I wear their scorn as a badge of honor.
I wear their scorn as a badge of honor.
October 31, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Donald Trump hates me because I fight. Republicans fear me because I win.
I wear their scorn as a badge of honor.
I wear their scorn as a badge of honor.
My German car isn’t going anywhere without me!! Screw you Trump!
November 1, 2026 at 5:54 PM
My German car isn’t going anywhere without me!! Screw you Trump!
October 31, 2026 at 11:36 PM
me, every single fall
Hell yeah. Refusing to change my car clock for six months has just paid off.
November 1, 2026 at 10:19 PM
me, every single fall
you have got to be kidding me lmao
November 2, 2026 at 6:04 PM
you have got to be kidding me lmao
they call me Pumpkin Patches
November 1, 2026 at 6:13 PM
they call me Pumpkin Patches
weirdly off putting coworker: Check out this anakin edit
me: that’s so cool man
me (emailing my boss): can you move this guy to a different team
me: that’s so cool man
me (emailing my boss): can you move this guy to a different team
I’m crying
November 2, 2026 at 1:54 AM
weirdly off putting coworker: Check out this anakin edit
me: that’s so cool man
me (emailing my boss): can you move this guy to a different team
me: that’s so cool man
me (emailing my boss): can you move this guy to a different team
November 3, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Mount me and make me moan 🥵 @thesilversteele.bsky.social
October 30, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Mount me and make me moan 🥵 @thesilversteele.bsky.social
me as Ralsei for Halloween!
November 2, 2026 at 4:03 AM
me as Ralsei for Halloween!
Come shower with me 😈
November 1, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Come shower with me 😈
hapoy halloween
November 1, 2026 at 1:19 AM
hapoy halloween
October 30, 2026 at 9:05 PM
bet you wish you voted for me now that you know me and my entire family are as vindictive as we are insane
Jason Turkish, a Democratic mega donor, described his decision to back Republican Mike Rogers over Abdul El-Sayed as "putting country before party."
Haley Stevens' fiancé says he's voting for Mike Rogers for Senate
Jason Turkish, a Democratic mega donor, described his decision to back Republican Mike Rogers over Abdul El-Sayed as "putting country before party."
bit.ly
October 31, 2026 at 1:58 AM
bet you wish you voted for me now that you know me and my entire family are as vindictive as we are insane
Last night at the Royal Albert Hall. A 30-year celebration. 🎀 ❤️
October 31, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Last night at the Royal Albert Hall. A 30-year celebration. 🎀 ❤️
got this outfit gifted to me on Throne, thank you so much! <3
November 1, 2026 at 8:21 PM
got this outfit gifted to me on Throne, thank you so much! <3
I wish the pumpkin had never come to me
October 31, 2026 at 2:05 AM
I wish the pumpkin had never come to me
this is how 2026 felt to me
November 1, 2026 at 3:31 PM
this is how 2026 felt to me