#MICHIGAN
😬 Michigan gets it
November 8, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Michigan and Michigan State are playing that shit Teddy Roosevelt had to fix
November 8, 2026 at 1:28 AM
My painting LAKE MICHIGAN
November 6, 2026 at 9:25 PM
In the 10-year history of the Watch Grid this was the first college football game I've ever advised you against watching
November 8, 2026 at 3:01 AM
I yelped
November 8, 2026 at 4:16 AM
you can’t ask this before Michigan-Michigan State is done
November 8, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Michigan I can’t thank you enough for wasting Larry Ellison’s money
November 8, 2026 at 3:49 AM
cigarette shop sign, woodward, michigan, 1986
November 7, 2026 at 11:36 AM
if I turn on Michigan State/Michigan do I lock myself into a situation where I have to make someone else watch it within a week or I die
November 8, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Well it’s irrelevant now but:

The last time Michigan State shut out Michigan was 1967
November 8, 2026 at 4:08 AM
dinosaur gardens, route 23, ossineke, michigan, 1988
November 5, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Shoutout to Michigan DOT for this press release addendum
November 6, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Tom Brady at Michigan. And before you tell me Ted Kaczynski is a Michigan Alum I have weighed the options and Tom is worse.
November 7, 2026 at 2:55 AM
It is my honor and privilege to be headed to the US Senate to serve the great state of Michigan. 

Michigan, we did what they said couldn’t be done. We won. Together. Now the real work begins.
November 4, 2026 at 7:22 AM
Only 1.4% of Michigan voters are Jewish.

Only 87,000 Jews in the entire state.

Michigan has a population of TEN MILLION.

Why the absolute FUCK are we still having an endless conversation about how the tiniest minority of people voted.
November 8, 2026 at 12:18 PM
hey uh is Michigan gonna miss a bowl game
November 8, 2026 at 4:12 AM
BREAKING: Abdul El-Sayed WINS MICHIGAN
November 4, 2026 at 6:18 AM
Heading off to DC for New Member Orientation with 4 out of the 5 Freshmen from Michigan 💙

#DCHereWeCome
#ANewDay
November 8, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Michigan just had the CHUNKIEST doink I’ve heard
November 8, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Michigan, you did GOOD.
November 6, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Weird stat: Since 1959, Michigan coaches are 1-8 in their first Michigan State game and 6-2 in their first Ohio State game.
November 9, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Michigan takes the field under the lights
November 8, 2026 at 2:19 AM
ten minute Michigan State field goal drive, eat your fuckin vegetables
November 8, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Sigh. NYT, please interview:

1. Black (Southern) voters
2. Angie Nixon who almost won in Florida
3. Muslim Michigan voters on Abdul's historic victory
4. Black and Jewish Michigan voters who voted for Abdul
5. White Gen Z men who went from GOP to Dem
6. White women going 52% for Dems *at last*
In deep-red Texas, conservatives are trying to make sense of what just happened to their longtime Republican stronghold. We visited a men’s bible study as they gathered for the first time since the state flipped in the midterm election.
November 7, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Mayor of Pontiac, Michigan points out the cover Fox’s @abdulelsayed.bsky.social obsession gave other candidates — making his margin even more impressive
November 8, 2026 at 5:43 AM