#MICROSOFT
November 2, 2026 at 2:15 PM
microsoft should really cease to exist
“As it stands, if people don’t like what they hear, they can simply turn something off; the system outlined by Microsoft describes an environment where people can instead adjust someone else’s speech to their personal taste.”
Microsoft Patents an AI That Can Literally Put Words in People's Mouths in Real Time
Microsoft just filed a patent for an AI product that would be able to transform live video in real time to alter speakers' words and faces.
futurism.com
November 2, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Microsoft Home Gardening!
November 1, 2026 at 9:29 PM
I need someone to buy id Tech from Microsoft, I’ll give you 20 bucks for it.
November 3, 2026 at 9:28 PM
“As it stands, if people don’t like what they hear, they can simply turn something off; the system outlined by Microsoft describes an environment where people can instead adjust someone else’s speech to their personal taste.”
Microsoft Patents an AI That Can Literally Put Words in People's Mouths in Real Time
Microsoft just filed a patent for an AI product that would be able to transform live video in real time to alter speakers' words and faces.
futurism.com
November 1, 2026 at 7:50 PM
*jingle jingle* dont pay attention to what we're doing at microsoft *jingle jingle"
The Elder Scrolls VI: Sentinel revealed as official title for next mainline Elder Scrolls game: https://www.rpgsite.net/news/21684-the-elder-scrolls-vi-sentinel-official-name-reveal-video-bethesda
November 3, 2026 at 3:22 PM
I genuinely cannot imagine working anywhere near Microsoft leadership right now.
November 2, 2026 at 9:10 PM
werkin’
November 2, 2026 at 4:06 PM
You're way too late for April Fool's, Microsoft
XBOX Series X-BITE: a playable XBOX Series X swallowed whole by an alligator - available to win by sweepstakes news.xbox.com/en-us/2026/1...
November 3, 2026 at 6:02 PM
October 31, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Microsoft, which saw a 32% rise in profits last quarter, will offer buyouts to 60,000 workers amid rising use of AI.

Reminder that Microsoft got $12.5B in tax breaks last year from Trump's Big Ugly Bill

Its CEO made $96.5M in 2025, a 22% increase from the previous year.

The system is rigged.
October 29, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Antitrust needs to take this down, much like when Microsoft used Windows to push Internet Explorer and blocked competing web browsers. Stopping these sort of unfair trade practices is a big reason antitrust law exists.
November 3, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Isn’t this exactly the same argument that Microsoft tried to make by integrating Explorer into Windows so you had to use Explorer as your Web browser? I just looked up US v Microsoft and I guess Microsoft ultimately won that war…
November 3, 2026 at 4:22 PM
This actually seems much worse than the time Microsoft simply bundled internet explorer with windows.
November 3, 2026 at 3:27 PM
If any Xbox or Microsoft employees want to speak to me confidentially about Chiang's dismissal/state of Microsoft for a story I am working on, you can contact me via Signal.
November 2, 2026 at 11:02 PM
The German education system is starting to ween itself off Google, Microsoft & Co.
Berlin, Bremen, Hamburg, Hessen, Nordrhein-Westfalen und Rheinland-Pfalz haben sich auf einen Rahmenvertrag für eine digital souveräne Open-Source-Bildungsplattform geeinigt, die ohne Software von US-Tech-Riesen wie Microsoft oder Google auskommt.

Nextcloud soll zum Einsatz kommen
Digital-Gipfel: Bundesländer setzen auf Open-Source statt Google und Microsoft
Berlin, Hamburg und Co. wollen die Abhängigkeit von den US-Techkonzernen im Schulalltag reduzieren. Deshalb setzen sechs Bundesländer jetzt auf eine Open-Source-Plattform aus Stuttgart. Was sie Schule...
www.wiwo.de
November 3, 2026 at 9:59 AM
They sued Microsoft for bundling internet explorer
November 3, 2026 at 3:23 PM
A powerful metacommentary on the current AI bubble crash microsoft, google, openAI etc are facing with gameplay by @mandateofheaven.bsky.social
October 31, 2026 at 3:19 AM
It sounds like you're trying to make people remember when your search engine was still a valuable product.

Would you like some help?
November 2, 2026 at 3:15 PM
excuse me??? what are they smoking at microsoft
November 2, 2026 at 4:19 PM
microsoft está sorteando um xbox series x funcional embutido na SUA MÃE
XBOX Series X-BITE: a playable XBOX Series X swallowed whole by an alligator - available to win by sweepstakes news.xbox.com/en-us/2026/1...
November 3, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Microsoft invents time machine to retroactively have changed their logo into the pride flag this year.
November 4, 2026 at 3:42 AM