This Week Editorial Cartoon: Misfortune Cookie
Misfortune Cookie
theonion.com
April 29, 2025 at 6:01 PM
This Week Editorial Cartoon: Misfortune Cookie
Millions of Americans know the pain and hardship of getting a cancer diagnosis. That’s a misfortune, a terrible misfortune.
Voting for a tax scheme designed to rip health care from millions of Americans struggling to make ends meet? That’s not a misfortune, that’s an injustice.
Voting for a tax scheme designed to rip health care from millions of Americans struggling to make ends meet? That’s not a misfortune, that’s an injustice.
July 3, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Millions of Americans know the pain and hardship of getting a cancer diagnosis. That’s a misfortune, a terrible misfortune.
Voting for a tax scheme designed to rip health care from millions of Americans struggling to make ends meet? That’s not a misfortune, that’s an injustice.
Voting for a tax scheme designed to rip health care from millions of Americans struggling to make ends meet? That’s not a misfortune, that’s an injustice.
(forgetting the term "samsara") i'll have one wheel of misfortune
September 30, 2026 at 11:41 PM
(forgetting the term "samsara") i'll have one wheel of misfortune
one of the stupidest things i have had the misfortune of reading today and i am sharing it with you.
February 17, 2025 at 2:29 PM
one of the stupidest things i have had the misfortune of reading today and i am sharing it with you.
Wheel of our misfortune.💀
August 6, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Wheel of our misfortune.💀
March 18, 2026 at 4:08 PM
scha·den·freu·de
/ˈSHädənˌfroidə/
noun
pleasure derived by someone from another person's misfortune.
/ˈSHädənˌfroidə/
noun
pleasure derived by someone from another person's misfortune.
June 5, 2025 at 7:25 PM
scha·den·freu·de
/ˈSHädənˌfroidə/
noun
pleasure derived by someone from another person's misfortune.
/ˈSHädənˌfroidə/
noun
pleasure derived by someone from another person's misfortune.
wow I truly bring misfortune wherever I travel
December 9, 2024 at 7:01 PM
wow I truly bring misfortune wherever I travel
To lose one Speaker may regarded as a misfortune. To lose four looks like carelessness.
October 24, 2023 at 9:30 PM
To lose one Speaker may regarded as a misfortune. To lose four looks like carelessness.
Russian propagandists:
"A nuclear war in Europe can easily be won. Europe is the source of all the main ills of humanity and Russia’s main misfortune."
The source of Russia's misfortune is Putin.
"A nuclear war in Europe can easily be won. Europe is the source of all the main ills of humanity and Russia’s main misfortune."
The source of Russia's misfortune is Putin.
September 26, 2026 at 1:26 PM
Russian propagandists:
"A nuclear war in Europe can easily be won. Europe is the source of all the main ills of humanity and Russia’s main misfortune."
The source of Russia's misfortune is Putin.
"A nuclear war in Europe can easily be won. Europe is the source of all the main ills of humanity and Russia’s main misfortune."
The source of Russia's misfortune is Putin.
(gesturing at my country) you can’t bring misfortune into the house where misfortune lives
May 22, 2025 at 1:39 PM
(gesturing at my country) you can’t bring misfortune into the house where misfortune lives
LEFT: Vicious inhumanity celebrating the misfortune of others.
RIGHT: Joyous humanity celebrating the accomplishments of each other.
RIGHT: Joyous humanity celebrating the accomplishments of each other.
April 9, 2026 at 7:40 PM
LEFT: Vicious inhumanity celebrating the misfortune of others.
RIGHT: Joyous humanity celebrating the accomplishments of each other.
RIGHT: Joyous humanity celebrating the accomplishments of each other.
February 16, 2026 at 10:57 AM
Uvi 🎃 Double, Double Misfortune, Trouble
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Double, Double Misfortune, Trouble
Double, double misfortune, trouble Burning coal and blackening rubble Let the blood in my caldron come to a boil Let me feed the fl...
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October 3, 2026 at 2:41 PM
Uvi 🎃 Double, Double Misfortune, Trouble
#WomensFiction #audiobook
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#WomensFiction #audiobook
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to have an affair with one longshot presidential candidate twice your age that you’re profiling may be regarded as a misfortune; to have two looks like carelessness
November 18, 2025 at 1:44 AM
to have an affair with one longshot presidential candidate twice your age that you’re profiling may be regarded as a misfortune; to have two looks like carelessness
I derive pleasure from the misfortune of people who don't know the meaning of 'Schadenfreude.'
March 27, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I derive pleasure from the misfortune of people who don't know the meaning of 'Schadenfreude.'
August 3, 2026 at 7:16 AM
what terrible misfortune!
August 28, 2026 at 7:33 PM
what terrible misfortune!
I often forget she is a misfortune god.
January 12, 2026 at 12:58 PM
I often forget she is a misfortune god.
Oops! Looks like another tiny dragon has gotten loose. This one had the misfortune of finding an ink bottle…
December 23, 2024 at 3:43 AM
Oops! Looks like another tiny dragon has gotten loose. This one had the misfortune of finding an ink bottle…
To fly one insurrectionist flag may be regarded as a misfortune; to fly two looks like insurrection.
May 22, 2024 at 9:21 PM
To fly one insurrectionist flag may be regarded as a misfortune; to fly two looks like insurrection.