#MLMs
crypto, car dealerships and MLMs. ripe targets for political and policy reasons.
Democrats should be targeting crypto, as a Republican constituency, with the same zeal that Republicans targeted universities for being liberal-coded.

But they won’t, because it might jeopardize the crumbs that industry throws their way.
September 14, 2026 at 12:27 AM
among the things i would do if i were king of america is outlaw MLMs
May 2, 2025 at 7:10 PM
ban MLMs
January 31, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Without car dealerships, MLMs, and casinos the Republican Party would be broke.
Do they actually believe their own bullshit? Because, if they actually think eliminating federal funding for USAID will magically destroy the funding structure of the progressive movement or even the Democratic Party establishment, then they’re even more stupid than I ever could have imagined.
February 6, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Like MLMs stole the dinner party or group chat!
Only tangential here I think, but the sportsbetting industry is stealing this from us (in addition to creating addiction). Sports works as a social lubricant because the real stakes are trivial & the imagined stakes are high. It’s a big game of pretend. Adding $ stakes to it ruins its social role
May 15, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Summer of Scam: MLMs
July 10, 2025 at 1:58 PM
The Yakuza is just MLMs for Men
June 10, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Celebrating Small Business Saturday by arguing with people who post their MLMs in my town Facebook group
November 29, 2025 at 7:45 PM
this is just scratching the surface of the Motivational Speaker Industrial Complex — outside of its huge overlap with MLMs, it's the most under-examined pillar of the reactionary economy
September 25, 2026 at 12:24 PM
When Egyptologists run MLMs we call them "Pyramid Schemes"
February 8, 2026 at 10:31 PM
CHEERLEADER: now a tradwife
SO AND SO: runs multiple MLMs
WHAT'S HER FACE: anarchist
THE UGLY ONE: pan, poly, makes erotic pottery
May 28, 2024 at 10:34 PM
- bust car dealerships
- regulate supplements
- eliminate MLMs
January 18, 2025 at 10:54 PM
i love that advertising rn is like 50% sports betting apps and gold mlms
January 20, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Mia Three Step Minimum Reform Package: Direct to consumer car sales, supplement regulation, crackdown on MLMs

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
whoever gets the mandate of heaven in 2028 needs to run on federal legislation allowing direct-to-consumer automobile sales
We gotta do something about car dealers and realtors politics, man they are RANCID to a republic
January 25, 2026 at 5:17 PM
spaceX is obviously propped up by public funds. peter thiel's company, palantir, is entirely reliant on government contracts. if the pentagon budget had any oversight these dudes would be running MLMs
February 13, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Lots of the parents are in on it too.

I mentioned that MLMs are inherently scammy and my in-laws took great offense.
August 7, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Yeah. The main difference being that MLMs for women are usually products and MLMs for men are usually services.
March 10, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Dem project 2025 (destroy gop edition)

*Incentivize car manufacturers to adopt direct sales
*Amend Supplement Labeling Act
*Aggressive IRS audits over $10mm
*Aggressively enforcing FARA
*Aggressive SEC, IRS, FTC, and DOJ investigations against VCs/tech
*Banning MLMs, criminal charges if applicable
July 19, 2024 at 5:26 AM
MLMs. Ban 'em, and destroy the fortunes they made.
September 17, 2026 at 2:02 PM
like every other American invest in MLMs
November 1, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Car dealerships, MLMs, unregulated supplements industry

Curbstomp them into the dust and watch a lot of stuff start to get better
June 16, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Our best talent is being wasted in MLMs.
May 6, 2026 at 11:24 PM
I am once again calling for legalization of direct to consumer car sales, aggressive regulation of supplement scales, and criminalizing MLMs.
October 14, 2024 at 11:09 PM
Robert Evans of Behind the Bastards suggested that the way to break the GOP's back was:
1. Crackdown on MLMs
2. Regulation of supplements
3. Legalizing direct sale of vehicles

Regardless of what it does to the GOP, these all sound great to me.
June 15, 2026 at 11:50 PM