#MLMs
The Big Three that need to be taken down: car dealerships, MLMs, and supplements
DC Statehood, Puerto Rican self determination on the matter, and make it legal to bypass a dealership in every state.
November 7, 2026 at 6:06 AM
Outlaw MLMs.
What is an unsexy policy that if passed would immediately help millions of people?
November 10, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Listen, I hate MLMs but that pampered chef pizza stone is god-tier.
November 7, 2026 at 11:39 PM
The Cool Zone Media theory (along with regulating supplements and MLMs)
November 7, 2026 at 12:28 PM
I found Kristin Kobez Du Mez's latest book so illuminating for this - when you see the entanglements of positive thinking, MLMs, and Christianity together, it makes total sense (even if it is blasphemy). Oh, and Norman Vincent Peale.
November 9, 2026 at 3:23 AM
MLMs should be pulled out by the roots as well.
November 7, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Destroy MLMs! This is forever my dream
Dems taking power in the states should seriously consider this because it breaks Republican power but also because people will like it! Buying a car sucks. Getting fleeced sucks. You want affordability? Joyfully pick a fight with every scam industry and be seen doing it
Dealerships are a massive republican funding base and if you crush them the only people that will complain are guys that own dealerships
November 7, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Outlaw car dealerships, MLMs, and unregulated supplements
What's your most ridiculous, newly emboldened political demand?

(Absurd answers only.)
November 4, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Good list! I would throw in MLMs though a few would be dealt with under “homeopathy/supplements”
November 8, 2026 at 12:57 PM
Semi-Serious:

- Regulate to death any industry that has its stronghold in Utah.

Between the "Troubled Teen" industry, various MLMs, and the whole goddamn "supplement" industry, having the Senator from Utah making legislation on your behalf is an immediate red flag.
November 4, 2026 at 11:58 PM
MLMs in general are very right wing coded
November 7, 2026 at 3:46 AM
This is super specific but: make MLMs illegal. REALLY illegal. Or, I’ll take them prosecuting them for fraud and bankrupting them. Or making so many rules that it’s impossible for them to function. KILL THE MLMs!
Taking a second to dream.

We get tribunals for ICE. We abolish DHS. We get the NPV compact. We enshrine bodily autonomy rights - abortion, transition, everything. M4A. We do the important things.

After that.

What's something on your wishlist, that an energized dem trifecta makes happen?
November 5, 2026 at 4:35 PM
I fucks with ancoms. But MLs and MLMs?!?! Whew. They make it difficult.
November 6, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Anarchists read and discuss these (and other) figures extensively; you just don't know anything about us you didn't learn from tumblr MLMs.
November 7, 2026 at 3:36 PM
this is semi related but did maggie or lydia ever get into into mlms? like the in universe version of pamper chef, avon, pure romance, etc?
November 8, 2026 at 9:44 PM
correction, they are the biggest source of Republican funding, along with Utah-based MLMs and no that's not a joke
Dealerships are a massive republican funding base and if you crush them the only people that will complain are guys that own dealerships
November 7, 2026 at 7:34 AM
Remove Social Security wage cap

Hire 10K people, put one in each fast food franchise with the power to shut it down for wage theft, health and safety violations, etc.

Another 10K, put one in each car dealership to look for whatever.

Another 5K to check the books of MLMs and supplement companies.
What is an unsexy policy that if passed would immediately help millions of people?
November 10, 2026 at 7:05 PM
stories of their own experiences in MLMs is how hard it was to get anyone to sign up under them, or how they would only purchase from their friend/family member out of a sense of obligation while trying to talk them out of it.
November 9, 2026 at 5:56 AM
If you are only noticing MLMs on Tumblr, then maybe you are the terminally online one here. 😂
November 7, 2026 at 3:46 PM
I listened to a podcast about MLMs and pretty sure this was mentioned in one of them. Although, IIRC, they talked about high frequency/vibration and becoming in tune w/optimal frequency.
November 6, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Like even aside from maybe this baby was one that wouldn't have absorbed it properly, maybe the drops weren't vitamin K.
Because MLMs have fought so hard to stop the FDA regulating supplements.
November 9, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Oh it’s true, people do get sucked into MLMs all the time, but not nearly as many people are in them as the people in them think there are (because that’s mathematically impossible). I’ve been binging anti-MLM videos for a little while now and one of the things that keeps coming up in people’s
November 9, 2026 at 5:56 AM
This, and regulating MLMs and supplements would cut off half the funding for the far right.
November 6, 2026 at 5:39 AM
ban crypto, ban AI, ban prediction markets. go after MLMs, pyramid schemes. take sports gambling apps off our phones. heavily punish deceptive marketing and bunk pseudoscience. we need real products and services. we need things that function. we need truth and transparency
November 5, 2026 at 12:41 PM
i'm partial to attacking the disreputable foundations of republican power:
Get rid of car dealerships.
Get rid of MLMs.
Get rid of the fake medical supplement industry.
Get rid of online gambling.
November 5, 2026 at 12:21 AM