#MMGCU
Every time I post MMGCU I think of MoonLord. I wonder how utterly baffling this bullshit is them. They always read it. They always comment. But the deep cut American politics must be absolutely inscrutable at times.
February 3, 2026 at 2:25 PM
The #MMGCU is three and a half years old and the length of a novella jesus christ
February 2, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Thank you, Hana. I keep most of my real life out of fandom but I had a lot of... personal turbulence this year. MMGCU was definitely a welcome escape and a way to vent for me. I hope 2026 is better for all of us.
December 31, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I've had the longest, most exhausting work week, but I sat here cackling loud enough to scare my neighbors while reading this. MMGCU fans, go read this. It's essential MMGCU reading material now. Part of the canon.
My first Smut for SNAP commission is at archiveofourown.org/works/75046116!

A #fe3h #yurivain fic featuring Thanksgiving sweaters, buttplugs, rainbow nail polish, and Turning Point USA, all titled with the most glurgey America rah-rah song I could think of, "Ballad of the Green Beret."

...enjoy?
December 1, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I really need to finish anything I want to write for fe3h now. Which is really just more mmgcu and the toxic dads multi chap.
September 14, 2025 at 5:32 PM
[FE3H] It's not gay to kiss a dude during an all-male threesome as long as you focus on fucking your secret femboy hookup, right?

- Sylvain/Yuri/Dimitri
- Rated E
- 2K

#sylvainposting #mmgcu

archiveofourown.org/works/68357556
July 29, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Yuri teaching Sylvain to make Molotov cocktails on Fourth of July by telling him it’s a type of firework

#sylvainposting #mmgcu
July 5, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Contemplating the psychological damage Yuri LeClerc could do by responding to an invitation from Sylvain, who spent months working up the courage to actually invite him over, with a text that simply says, "Sorry, busy tonight. Probably won't be home until morning."

#sylvainposting #mmgcu
June 25, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Mattias Gautier tells Sylvain to rank Cuomo 1 on his NY mayoral ballot. Yuri says if he ranks Cuomo at all no bussy for the rest of the year.

Sylvain ranks Zohran 1.

#sylvainposting #mmgcu
June 24, 2025 at 2:17 AM
My piece for @fe3hgenderfuckery.bsky.social ! It's a bit less insane. I was being good for the zine.

- Yurivain
- Rated E
- 5.4K
- internalized homophobia, etc, etc, my usual schtick

#yurivain #fe3h #mmgcu

archiveofourown.org/works/66708910
June 19, 2025 at 6:31 PM
March 30, 2025 at 4:51 PM
The addition of "Fandom Etiquette Made Me Gay" to the MMGCU brings my total to almost 27,400 words of this bullshit. Jesus christ.
March 1, 2025 at 2:54 PM
[FE3H] Leave a comment. Or don't. I'm going outside for the day.

Yuri is mad at Sylvain again. He storms into Sylvain's house and demands to see his Discord account. Sylvain is alarmed - but horny.

- Yurivain
- Rated E
- 3K

archiveofourown.org/works/507313...

#MMGCU #sylvainposting
March 1, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I write so fast when I'm annoyed about something. Truly nothing motivates me like needing to just get shit off my chest. We're much more zen now. Thank you to Sylvain Jose Gautier's unresolved sexual crises for your brave service to my mental health 🫡New MMGCU tomorrow
March 1, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Ho ho ho, you little freaks. Yuri is making Christmas dinner with the Gautiers and democratic campaign strategists as awkward as possible💜

- Yurivain
- Rated E
- 4K

#MMGCU | #Yurivain | #Fanfic

archiveofourown.org/works/61651849
December 25, 2024 at 7:08 PM
My good bitches, there is a Christmas MMGCU in the tank and it is a banger, if I may say so myself. Prepare your hearts and minds.
December 22, 2024 at 6:46 PM
Cooking up a Christmas MMGCU feast this weekend 🎄
December 21, 2024 at 3:51 PM
At this point I've gotten so derailed that I might make the MMGCU fic about Christmas dinner instead... I think it still works.
December 5, 2024 at 4:42 AM
This is what the dying flashes of a human brain look like

#MMGCU #WIPWednesday
November 27, 2024 at 6:30 PM
The Democratic Party is an official sponsor of the MMGCU at this point.
November 27, 2024 at 4:37 PM
The kindest person in FE3H fandom, MoonLord, has been itching to see what happens when Yuri meets Sylvain's family in the MMGCU, so fuck it. That's going to be the next installment. The Thanksgiving from hell.
November 22, 2024 at 2:39 AM
Sylvain becomes sad enough to take a dick for the first time.

CW: American politics

If you want to yell at me for this one but not the others, I invite you to think long and hard about why.

- Yurivain
- Rated E
- 2.1K

archiveofourown.org/works/60715609

#MMGCU
November 20, 2024 at 5:30 PM
I want to vent about These Trying Times (TM) with an MMGCU fic, but I do feel like this is the one where people are going to yell at me.
November 12, 2024 at 10:33 PM
#sylvainposting #MMGCU

Do you think Sylvain will blame his homosexual encounters on despair now?
November 9, 2024 at 6:35 PM
Sylvain Jose Gautier calls a girl "Yuri" while fucking her #SylvainPosting #MMGCU
November 6, 2024 at 3:49 PM