I got the morbs, I think we all got the morbs
May 13, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I got the morbs, I think we all got the morbs
i got the morbs lol
October 1, 2026 at 12:52 PM
i got the morbs lol
Not today. I’ve got the morbs.
January 28, 2024 at 4:44 PM
Not today. I’ve got the morbs.
I got the morbs
April 11, 2026 at 9:52 PM
I got the morbs
Morbs
#Onthisday in 1837, Queen Victoria ascended to the throne and so began the Victorian era. Of the vast amounts of Victorian content on our site, this is perhaps our favourite — a dictionary of Victorian slang: https://publicdomainreview.org/collection/a-dictionary-of-victorian-slang-1909
June 20, 2026 at 11:50 AM
Morbs
Who up pondering they morbs
June 12, 2024 at 8:43 AM
Who up pondering they morbs
all this 1920s living is really giving me the morbs
October 23, 2024 at 2:04 AM
all this 1920s living is really giving me the morbs
the morbs tbh
July 23, 2026 at 5:44 PM
the morbs tbh
everyone should have one blorbo at a minimum to keep the morbs at bay
June 22, 2026 at 4:44 AM
everyone should have one blorbo at a minimum to keep the morbs at bay
this is what Posting feels like
September 11, 2025 at 4:22 AM
this is what Posting feels like
Can't go to your party, I got the morbs
Ten archaic English slang phrases…
10. Got the morbs (sad)
9. Bumpsy (drunk)
8. Whittled as a penguin (very drunk)
8. Scandal water (tea)
7. Bitch the pot (pour the tea)
5. Sauce-box (mouth)
4. Cupid’s kettle drums (breasts)
3. Dash my wig (OMG)
2. Poked up (embarrassed)
1. Not up to dick (unwell)
10. Got the morbs (sad)
9. Bumpsy (drunk)
8. Whittled as a penguin (very drunk)
8. Scandal water (tea)
7. Bitch the pot (pour the tea)
5. Sauce-box (mouth)
4. Cupid’s kettle drums (breasts)
3. Dash my wig (OMG)
2. Poked up (embarrassed)
1. Not up to dick (unwell)
December 19, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Can't go to your party, I got the morbs
I’m beating back the morbs with pretzel sticks.
January 22, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I’m beating back the morbs with pretzel sticks.
anyone else got the morbs?
June 5, 2025 at 6:19 PM
anyone else got the morbs?
A case of the late night morbs, here.
January 8, 2025 at 6:28 AM
A case of the late night morbs, here.
prescribing myself space buns to cure the morbs again
July 14, 2025 at 6:30 PM
prescribing myself space buns to cure the morbs again
the morbs got me this week but at least the ocean was pretty recently
January 20, 2026 at 3:34 PM
the morbs got me this week but at least the ocean was pretty recently
Sabres hockey is gonna give me the morbs
gonna watch THE RING instead
gonna watch THE RING instead
October 2, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Sabres hockey is gonna give me the morbs
gonna watch THE RING instead
gonna watch THE RING instead
Can't do any work today 'cause of the morbs.
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July 11, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Can't do any work today 'cause of the morbs.
It's no longer seasonal affective disorder.
It's morbin' time.
It's morbin' time.
June 6, 2025 at 6:44 PM
It's no longer seasonal affective disorder.
It's morbin' time.
It's morbin' time.
What I've got, they used to call the morbs
April 2, 2025 at 7:58 PM
What I've got, they used to call the morbs
Down with a case of the morbs (moral injury blues)
July 10, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Down with a case of the morbs (moral injury blues)
had the morbs since birth
January 2, 2025 at 6:35 PM
had the morbs since birth
(archaic language but still useful
“got the morbs” = feeling miserable
Monday’s coming on fast and The WhimWham Man’s got the morbs.
“got the morbs” = feeling miserable
Monday’s coming on fast and The WhimWham Man’s got the morbs.
April 27, 2026 at 3:33 AM
(archaic language but still useful
“got the morbs” = feeling miserable
Monday’s coming on fast and The WhimWham Man’s got the morbs.
“got the morbs” = feeling miserable
Monday’s coming on fast and The WhimWham Man’s got the morbs.