#MOSCOW
Assad Returns To Ophthalmology At Moscow LensCrafters
Assad Returns To Ophthalmology At Moscow LensCrafters
MOSCOW—Just days after rebels seized Damascus, deposed Syrian President Bashar al-Assad reportedly returned to practicing ophthalmology at a Moscow LensCrafters, sources confirmed Tuesday. “Which one ...
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December 15, 2024 at 7:44 PM
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Assad Returns To Ophthalmology At Moscow LensCrafters
MOSCOW—Just days after rebels seized Damascus, deposed Syrian President Bashar al-Assad reportedly returned to practicing ophthalmology at a Moscow LensCrafters, sources confirmed Tuesday. “Which one ...
theonion.com
December 10, 2024 at 4:17 PM
Send him to Moscow.
April 12, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Happy Moscow Burning Day to you too! 🔥
September 20, 2026 at 11:42 AM
Assad is now in Moscow, so Tulsi can visit all her friends in one place.
December 8, 2024 at 6:27 PM
Ukrainian drones now hitting Moscow.

#explodey
October 26, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Nothing says “America First” like having Moscow sponsor the open bar.
September 14, 2026 at 12:40 PM
Moscow will burn 🥰
Moscow will burn 🥰
Moscow will burn 🥰
Moscow will burn 🥰
Moscow will burn 🥰
Moscow will burn 🥰
Moscow will burn 🥰
Moscow will burn 🥰
Moscow will burn 🥰
Moscow will burn 🥰
Moscow will burn 🥰
Moscow will burn 🥰
Moscow will burn 🥰
Moscow will burn 🥰
October 17, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Rep. Anna Paulina Luna (R-Moscow)
December 29, 2025 at 12:26 PM
In Moscow, they call her “our girl Tulsi” for a reason.
December 21, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Assad Returns To Ophthalmology At Moscow LensCrafters
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December 10, 2024 at 4:05 PM
in Moscow.
February 22, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Moscow is on fire this morning. I have only this to say: burn baby burn.
September 20, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Fantastic morning in Moscow region 🤩✌️
August 16, 2026 at 7:58 AM
Moscow region 😼🤩
September 20, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Moscow region 🔥👀
October 11, 2025 at 9:08 AM
On the ground footage from Moscow after the Ukrainian overnight attack on the Moscow Refinery in Kapotnya. #Russia
September 20, 2026 at 10:23 AM
HOLY SMOKES! Moscow right now 🔥🔥🔥
June 18, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Mitch McConnell has consistently demonstrated questionable integrity. He is often referred to as "Moscow Mitch."
July 11, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Moscow, situation :)
September 21, 2026 at 7:14 AM
If you listen carefully, you can hear laughter coming from Beijing and Moscow tonight
January 25, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Incredible surprise results from Moscow...
You’re kidding me
September 20, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Moscow situation 👀❗️
September 22, 2026 at 12:19 PM
🔥🛢️BREAKING: A large-scale drone attack targeted Moscow and the Moscow region overnight, on the final day of Russia’s parliamentary elections.

One of the most notable targets was the Moscow Oil Refinery in Kapotnya, where a major fire is visible this morning.
September 20, 2026 at 4:46 AM
Oh hey Tucker is back in Moscow doing the Kremlin’s bidding
December 4, 2024 at 3:18 PM