#MSFO
In my youth, we were all thrilled to get the Polio vax, MMR, etc. I can still recall us all lining up at a local school while dedicated public health nurses gave us our doses. I don't recall any deaths from them - on the contrary. No more paralyzed ppl from polio.
May 31, 2025 at 12:45 AM
opposite samesies 😌

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If the sex doesn’t sound like stirring up hot mac and cheese I don’t want it
August 17, 2026 at 1:19 AM
this is my best and most controversial skeet

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[at restaurant]

THEM: what wine do you think pairs best with the moroccan short rib tagine

ME: idk ask the some liar

THEM: the some…you mean the sommelier?

ME: [through a mouthful of bread] yeah some liar who lies about wine
August 31, 2026 at 11:19 AM
we posted at the same time 😆

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[in Bob Seger voice]

workin on my night boobs
July 2, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Never mind that, I want to see an egg plant
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ever since i learned the british had fish fingers i’ve been desperate to discover what other fish body parts the british know about that we don’t
March 19, 2025 at 6:52 PM
i don’t know what i expected but this definitely exceeded my expectations for being one of the weirdest takes i have ever seen
January 3, 2025 at 10:22 PM
omg it’s like when i did this

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brushing my bare skin with caramel sauce to hide from the predator
September 7, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Pinned 📌

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February 4, 2025 at 6:31 PM
“This kind of legal gaslighting turns laws meant to protect women into shields for those who harm them, leaving victims isolated and their voices ignored. We need the courts to protect women, not protect men from scrutiny.”
https://goodlaw.social/msfo
Liv Nervo: Court calls Pringle’s ‘shameful’ conduct ‘abuse’ | Good Law Project
After Matthew Pringle hid behind a so-called transparency order, the Court of Appeal has lifted the lid on the ‘deceitful’ behaviour that tricked Liv Nervo into pregnancy
goodlaw.social
March 20, 2026 at 7:38 AM
here’s a post showing how to turn on the alt-text reminder

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i forgot to add this, thank you cisco!

in the bluesky app under
settings -> accessibility
November 10, 2024 at 6:47 PM
here’s one of mine if you’re still taking them

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really worried about getting old and tripping over my vagina
December 22, 2024 at 5:23 PM
i anonymously want to ask how many nipples you have i have 13 but some are in jars
March 25, 2025 at 3:33 AM
NEW 💬

After Matthew Pringle hid behind a so-called transparency order, the Court of Appeal has lifted the lid on the ‘deceitful’ behaviour that tricked Liv Nervo into pregnancy:
https://goodlaw.social/msfo
Liv Nervo: Court calls Pringle’s ‘shameful’ conduct ‘abuse’ | Good Law Project
After Matthew Pringle hid behind a so-called transparency order, the Court of Appeal has lifted the lid on the ‘deceitful’ behaviour that tricked Liv Nervo into pregnancy
goodlaw.social
March 19, 2026 at 1:11 PM
November 13, 2024 at 6:23 PM
omg you angel, you get my virginity 🥹

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the first person to sincerely use ❤️‍🔥 while talking to me can have my virginity*

*i lost it in 2001 but I found it again, it’s been dry-cleaned and everything
December 19, 2024 at 4:15 PM
them cough drops are all kindsa sassy

(i’m so sorry you’re sick Phil, I hope you feel better soon💜)

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Now we’re just getting bossy and a bit condescending tbh, cough drop.
November 22, 2024 at 4:03 PM
Do they translate to Jello?
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not now babe i’m filling the bathtub with wrasslin’ jello
March 3, 2026 at 10:03 PM
I offer you this one, that I found.
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THEM: we came across your resume and—

ME: ok not kink shaming but i didn’t even know that was a thing

THEM: w-what

ME: so is it like a taking turns thing or do you all go at once, oooh curricucum vitae amirite
June 11, 2025 at 12:47 AM
there are examples in the replies to the quoted post and here’s a brief explainer 💜

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every time you post an image or a gif there’s a little black box in the corner that says ALT and clicking on it opens up a window where you can type an image description to make your images accessible to folks who use screen readers.
November 18, 2024 at 3:57 PM
happy new year, andy 🎊

resolution pretty please

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🎶Collars and chest hair and dick-shaped pool noodles,
Dildos and butt plugs and leather-dressed poodles,
New crotchless panties and steel nipple rings,
These are a few of my favorite things🎶
January 1, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Excellent read. Here’s the gift link. archive.is/2025.11.26-1...
December 12, 2025 at 9:58 PM
that fucken song is the worst

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seems like god could’ve just healed the mom and the little boy wouldn’t have had to buy the stupid fucking christmas shoes and lost his mom idk
December 8, 2025 at 6:22 PM
But also (most writers have day jobs):

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WE NEED YOU TO BE PASSIONATE ABOUT BOXES
WE NEED YOU TO SMILE AT CUSTOMERS ALL DAY TO MAKE THEM FEEL PASSIONATE ABOUT BOXES
TELL US HOW MUCH YOU’VE DREAMED YOUR WHOLE LIFE ABOUT SELLING BOXES TO PEOPLE WHO NEED BOXES

- job descriptions on indeed
May 30, 2026 at 4:06 PM
it was a question i got re: this skeet

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‘always use the right tool for the right job’ i say as i stretch toward the corner shower shelf to soap up the *extra soft* blue toothbrush i call ‘starfish’
June 10, 2025 at 11:28 PM