#MSHumor
Die Ärztin zu mir zwecks einer Umschulung; „Was haben Sie denn im Kopf?“
Ichso: „Löcher“.
#MSHumor
September 2, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Happy Friday! Ever had a moment when MS turned your day into an unintended comedy? Share your funniest MS story with us in the comments or on our blog. Let’s laugh together! 😂🎭 #MSHumor #ShareYourStory #MS

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Discover the lighter side of living with MS. Join us for a laugh with our MS adventures, where symptoms lead to unexpected encounters.
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January 24, 2025 at 3:54 PM
“One second you’re upright, the next you’re auditioning for a Life Alert commercial” is the funniest way to talk about falling.
#MSHumor

I hope it wasn’t too bad & hope you’re doing ok. 🫶🏻
January 19, 2025 at 12:27 PM
When life gives you walking aids, you make... questionable progress!

#MSHumor
#LaughThroughTheStruggle
#ChronicComedy
#OopsICrippledAgain
#LifeWithMS
January 14, 2025 at 5:03 PM
"I'm sorry. I said 'MS', not 'scurvy'."

-when given dietary suggestions for a cure.

#mshumor
#ms
January 6, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Here's a photo of my neuro characterizing my lower reflexes after I accidentally kicked him in the face... #MSHumor #MultipleSclerosis
November 25, 2024 at 6:58 PM
I used to joke that "I don't have #multiplesclerosis, I have quintuple sclerosis."

Then it became dodeca-sclerosis.

Now I have "my radiologist no longer quantifies the number, but that's cuz he's lazy and I'm sure it's no more than probably a couple dozen or so sclerosis"

Specificity.

#mshumor
November 25, 2024 at 9:16 PM
An excellent #sci-fi #book that explores gender roles, communication, and friendship.

As an #MS patient, Left Hand of Darkness is also what I call my (now supremely) non-dominant hand.

I'm all right.

#MSHumor #UrsulaKLeGuin #LeftHandOfDarkness

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December 19, 2024 at 7:48 PM
🎵 I can't feel my face when I'm with you 🎵

Don't get too cocky. It's just the #MS. You ain't special.

I'm talking to that other person.

YOU, indeed ARE special.

No, not you. That person, next to you.

#mshumor
January 29, 2025 at 11:51 PM
The best part of Multiple Sclerosis is the game "is this symptom a harbinger of my immediate death?"

And the answer is always "well of course it feels like you're dying. But worry not. This is merely a symptom of your long drawn out death. You've plenty of time with this feeling."

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April 12, 2025 at 5:03 PM
To all my chronic illness humor homies, such as @chronicillness.bsky.social, I wish you all a Happy New Year!

May the means to cover the out of pocket maximum be at hand. May all your services be in network, or may you be independently wealthy!

#Ms #mshumor
January 1, 2025 at 4:56 PM
"So, we are going to have to do another spinal tap."

"That could be a new lesion, or just a motion artifact. Did you move at any point during the 2hr MRI"

What else do you absolutely NOT want to hear from your neuro?
#MS #MSHumor
November 23, 2024 at 11:45 PM
What is an appropriate gift for the chemo and ambulatory infusion center nurses that will be giving me my meds this afternoon? I don't want to spend my Christmas Eve there, so I'm sure they feel the same.

Is it rude to not offer them a catheter and to have a pull o' the ol' Tysabri?

#MS #mshumor
December 24, 2024 at 7:50 PM
Hi Ho! Hi Ho!

Tomorrow, I see my neuro.
He'll dissmiss me my concerns and off I'll go!

Hi Ho! Hi Ho! Hi Ho!

#mshumor #multiple #sclerosis

I kid. My neuro is very good. Or so he tells me.
July 13, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Mike D is channeling ever fiber of my being with this lyric. Right down to the hole in my head with nobody to fix it.

I feel so seen.

#mshumor #sureshot
March 26, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Sometimes, I have thoughts, like this one, that are so ridiculous, my immune system goes straight at my brain.

Like the Terminator seeking to end John Connor as an unborn baby, my body's most microscopic defenders seek to end this menace discharging this nonsense.

#mshumor
February 15, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Transcribing a complex pw is just fucking impossible today. I never fully sense/know where my left hand is, but today, it's numb too. And my complex passwords seems to require caps, numbers, symbols, and Beowulf told in ASL.

I'm just done accessing anything ever again.

#mshumor #number #ms
February 7, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I don't know which curse had been worse, being born a #razorback fan, or having #ms. I wish I were joking, but the fact is, both strip away your sense of personhood and hope for the future.

#mshumor #woo #pig #saveme
January 16, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Your bones ever feel like, for about 4 heartbeats at a time, they've turned to rusty, electrified pig iron?

Gotta tell you, it's not as awesome as it sounds.

#mshumor
January 14, 2025 at 6:30 AM
My #neurologist asked me if I was having any trouble getting or sustaining an erection.

"Well, you're gonna hafta do a dance or something. And it would help if you were a lady. So, yeah."

#mshumor
January 8, 2025 at 12:51 AM
So, could l'hermitte's have just let sleeping dogs lie instead of coming up with his little fun-to-say sign? Like, I'm glad the dude had his legacy and all, but PASS! #mshumor #ms
December 3, 2024 at 3:48 PM
The best part was that on trips 2 and 3, it picked up where I left off. Dunno what the other patients watch, but if I'm the only one watching BoB, I chalk it up to the others being evem more brain-damaged than I am. Poor bastards. #mshumor #mri #netflix #BandOfBrothers
November 25, 2024 at 2:09 AM
There is an MRI machine that I used 3 times in about 6 months while participating in a brain study. It had netflix on mirrored glasses and pneumatic headphones. I NEARLY finished all of Band of Brothers, and frankly, I kinda need to see VE day with the custom MRI audio. Song of my people. #mshumor
November 25, 2024 at 2:07 AM
🧡 #MSHumor 😂

Hope the “decoration” gets better quickly.
November 28, 2024 at 5:34 AM