If only she got more costume, at least to mtch with yoshi
May 10, 2026 at 12:24 AM
If only she got more costume, at least to mtch with yoshi
April 6, 2026 at 6:40 PM
AHHHH AHHHH CRIES AND SOBS YOU STOP THIS NONSENSE GOD FORBID I WANNA MTCH WITH DA WIFE /SILLY
November 29, 2025 at 7:03 PM
AHHHH AHHHH CRIES AND SOBS YOU STOP THIS NONSENSE GOD FORBID I WANNA MTCH WITH DA WIFE /SILLY
Me: *yesterday* *sparkling-eyes* I have trouble hating anyone.
Me: *today* *sees Mtch McConnell* All aboard the hate train! Woo woo!
That guy!
Seriously. That guy! *mimics strangling the air*
Me: *today* *sees Mtch McConnell* All aboard the hate train! Woo woo!
That guy!
Seriously. That guy! *mimics strangling the air*
December 11, 2024 at 5:46 PM
Me: *yesterday* *sparkling-eyes* I have trouble hating anyone.
Me: *today* *sees Mtch McConnell* All aboard the hate train! Woo woo!
That guy!
Seriously. That guy! *mimics strangling the air*
Me: *today* *sees Mtch McConnell* All aboard the hate train! Woo woo!
That guy!
Seriously. That guy! *mimics strangling the air*
The only way this mtch can be salvaged
July 19, 2026 at 9:36 PM
The only way this mtch can be salvaged
October 19, 2024 at 2:57 PM
hkyrbnnpkmdtvovgjr
by MTCH
Pre-Release Out Now.
Limited ed. CD Only 20 uts!! 💽
Digt.ed. St/Hd 88/24
Cover A.Traeger.
by MTCH
Pre-Release Out Now.
Limited ed. CD Only 20 uts!! 💽
Digt.ed. St/Hd 88/24
Cover A.Traeger.
June 3, 2025 at 9:37 AM
hkyrbnnpkmdtvovgjr
by MTCH
Pre-Release Out Now.
Limited ed. CD Only 20 uts!! 💽
Digt.ed. St/Hd 88/24
Cover A.Traeger.
by MTCH
Pre-Release Out Now.
Limited ed. CD Only 20 uts!! 💽
Digt.ed. St/Hd 88/24
Cover A.Traeger.
# 1-800-555-MTCH #
You've reached the Mitch Hotline
only $5M for 20 minutes
*Here are some words that rhyme with "Mitch":
Ditch...
Lich...
Eldritch...
Bait-and-switch...
You've reached the Mitch Hotline
only $5M for 20 minutes
*Here are some words that rhyme with "Mitch":
Ditch...
Lich...
Eldritch...
Bait-and-switch...
July 8, 2026 at 9:49 PM
# 1-800-555-MTCH #
You've reached the Mitch Hotline
only $5M for 20 minutes
*Here are some words that rhyme with "Mitch":
Ditch...
Lich...
Eldritch...
Bait-and-switch...
You've reached the Mitch Hotline
only $5M for 20 minutes
*Here are some words that rhyme with "Mitch":
Ditch...
Lich...
Eldritch...
Bait-and-switch...
Mitophagy is critical for cellular health & associated with multiple diseases. @baehreckelab.bsky.social &co show that the OMM protein Mtch regulates #mitophagy during #Drosophila intestinal development, by modulating the insertion of mitophagy receptor BNIP3 @plosbiology.org 🧪 plos.io/45uyBhg
January 26, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Mitophagy is critical for cellular health & associated with multiple diseases. @baehreckelab.bsky.social &co show that the OMM protein Mtch regulates #mitophagy during #Drosophila intestinal development, by modulating the insertion of mitophagy receptor BNIP3 @plosbiology.org 🧪 plos.io/45uyBhg
Match Group Total Payers, YoY Change $MTCH
February 4, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Match Group Total Payers, YoY Change $MTCH
Probably has a teeny weeny to mtch his teeny hands too!
September 1, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Probably has a teeny weeny to mtch his teeny hands too!
I like the emphasis on "pocket", implying that Mtch thinks the T-rex would eat any other type of knife.
August 18, 2026 at 12:24 AM
I like the emphasis on "pocket", implying that Mtch thinks the T-rex would eat any other type of knife.
Y yo creyéndome única y especial, mtch
November 17, 2024 at 10:08 PM
Y yo creyéndome única y especial, mtch
The drawdowns of Bumble $BMBL and MatchGroup $MTCH since Bumble's 2021 IPO.
November 12, 2025 at 3:34 PM
The drawdowns of Bumble $BMBL and MatchGroup $MTCH since Bumble's 2021 IPO.
One corporation owning like every dating app now is one of the funniest things imaginable to me
Match Group Invests $100 Million in Fast-Growing Platform Sniffies for GBTQ Men
/PRNewswire/ -- Match Group (NASDAQ: MTCH) today announced a $100 million investment in Sniffies, a cruising map and fast-growing platform serving...
www.prnewswire.com
April 28, 2026 at 2:54 PM
One corporation owning like every dating app now is one of the funniest things imaginable to me
The List Of Trump’s Enablers Is LONG...& It Started With Mtch McConnell..
June 26, 2026 at 5:29 PM
The List Of Trump’s Enablers Is LONG...& It Started With Mtch McConnell..
damn $MTCH put Spencer Rascoff in the CEO seat and the market is not swiping right (down 9%)
February 5, 2025 at 1:23 PM
damn $MTCH put Spencer Rascoff in the CEO seat and the market is not swiping right (down 9%)
Sikliqreantidiqtshin by MTCH
Pre-release out now.🍩☕
Limited ed. CD Only - 15 uts
Digt.ed. St/Hd 96/24.
evel.bandcamp.com/album/sikliq...
Cover :: @atraeger.bsky.social
Pre-release out now.🍩☕
Limited ed. CD Only - 15 uts
Digt.ed. St/Hd 96/24.
evel.bandcamp.com/album/sikliq...
Cover :: @atraeger.bsky.social
June 2, 2026 at 9:37 AM
Sikliqreantidiqtshin by MTCH
Pre-release out now.🍩☕
Limited ed. CD Only - 15 uts
Digt.ed. St/Hd 96/24.
evel.bandcamp.com/album/sikliq...
Cover :: @atraeger.bsky.social
Pre-release out now.🍩☕
Limited ed. CD Only - 15 uts
Digt.ed. St/Hd 96/24.
evel.bandcamp.com/album/sikliq...
Cover :: @atraeger.bsky.social
Structural evolution of the MTCH family of mitochondrial insertases https://www.biorxiv.org/content/10.64898/2026.02.17.705849v1
February 18, 2026 at 10:30 AM
Structural evolution of the MTCH family of mitochondrial insertases https://www.biorxiv.org/content/10.64898/2026.02.17.705849v1
This was a really great read, with some investing insights too ($MTCH / $BMBL down a lot, $GRND up a lot)
“The Problem with Dating Apps”
unchartedterritories.tomaspueyo.com/p/the-proble...
More and more people are alone, and just don’t know how to start a relationship (1/n)
“The Problem with Dating Apps”
unchartedterritories.tomaspueyo.com/p/the-proble...
More and more people are alone, and just don’t know how to start a relationship (1/n)
June 9, 2025 at 9:17 AM
This was a really great read, with some investing insights too ($MTCH / $BMBL down a lot, $GRND up a lot)
“The Problem with Dating Apps”
unchartedterritories.tomaspueyo.com/p/the-proble...
More and more people are alone, and just don’t know how to start a relationship (1/n)
“The Problem with Dating Apps”
unchartedterritories.tomaspueyo.com/p/the-proble...
More and more people are alone, and just don’t know how to start a relationship (1/n)
btw I LOVE viva van
we all know what kind of match thats gonna be
He said "give me a statlander squash and a tag mtch we basically saw on collision"
we all know what kind of match thats gonna be
He said "give me a statlander squash and a tag mtch we basically saw on collision"
August 12, 2026 at 9:55 PM
btw I LOVE viva van
we all know what kind of match thats gonna be
He said "give me a statlander squash and a tag mtch we basically saw on collision"
we all know what kind of match thats gonna be
He said "give me a statlander squash and a tag mtch we basically saw on collision"