#MTTF
Not getting surgeries cuz im MTF. Getting surgeries so I can be MTTF(male to theyfab).
November 30, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Imagine a computer that took so long to boot, the mean time to failure (MTTF) was…shorter than the boot time!

ASCI Q, the supercomputer, failed every 6.5 hours from 2002-2003.

It also, worryingly, took as much as ~8 hours for a whole-machine reboot!
September 28, 2026 at 5:05 PM
"Unless you're wearing hale's incredibly uncomfortable theoretical fursuit that makes your hands and feet extremely cold..."

"Oh yeah, the Maximum Thermal Transference Fursuit (MTTF)"
September 11, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Amazing how many managers don't understand the concepts of MTTF or insurance.
January 24, 2025 at 5:23 AM
🧵 Tagging y'all in

Need to figure this out within a single lifetime and I don't have the man-hours before mttf to do it alone.
April 11, 2025 at 8:11 AM
mttf (male to theyfab)
July 16, 2025 at 5:36 AM
TIL about these metrics from
mechanical engineering: "Mean Time Between Failures" (MTBF) and "Mean Time to Failure" (MTTF) en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mean_ti... Would like to see these included in more conceptions of other kinds of technological change, which tend to assume failure is out of scope
Mean time between failures - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
January 26, 2026 at 6:46 AM
Breaking out my MTTF calculations and bath tub charts!!!!
December 10, 2024 at 9:52 PM
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執筆陣と怪異一覧です!
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February 1, 2026 at 10:03 AM
MTF: MTTF
January 5, 2026 at 3:01 AM
April 16, 2026 at 5:44 AM
I'm Mttf (MtTheyfa8)
November 16, 2025 at 3:56 AM
If only there was an agency inside of NYPD called the Manhattan Traffic Task Force (MTTF) that could notice a vehicle on the sidewalk and write a ticket without waiting for a civilian to report it. 311-26780115
March 13, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Gone and back again - NY plates now. Spoke with MTTF agent and he said my 311 descriptions are the best.

I’ll take my 🏅now.

311-25966539 driver was gone before he showed up.
January 16, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Looks like MTTF (Manhattan Traffic Task Force) - (notably not Midtown North) responded and issued three tickets after my first report.
January 6, 2026 at 12:10 AM
I know they all swing unless they’re Japan or Singapore, it just seems like the MTTF for the event is a bit shorter for the US
April 27, 2025 at 2:28 PM
There is a mean time to flush (MTTF) optimization algorithm where some % of flushed devices being urinals makes everyone's trip faster even if they are necessarily discriminatory.

#weirdMEPengineerconversarions
December 21, 2024 at 7:44 PM
Okay but does that mean she smokes.
(I'd guess yes considering the paragon lyrics, and the cigarette lighting/drag in MTTF lol)
December 17, 2024 at 6:12 AM
July 16, 2025 at 9:06 AM
If one component on the board has failed, it's likely the others are also approaching their MTTF. PCBs are considered a maintenance-item these days, because they're so (relatively) cheap.
May 14, 2026 at 12:08 AM
頒布カウントダウン紹介その2✨

【リミナルスペース】
タイトル『ミッシング』
yui(@ky-mttf-zxl.bsky.social )
pixiv(pixiv.net/users/577171)

なんと今回2作品を寄稿くださいました。
彼女の作品を読んだことのある方なら、作品と怪異の親和性にご納得いただけるはず…!🤤
元ネタの方向を調整しました✌️
June 7, 2026 at 11:52 AM
Mean Time To Failure (MTTF). Середній час до відмови.

Рахується на велику кількість пристроїв т.я. на один це зробити неможливо.

Якщо MTTF 1M годин, це значить що 1 диск буде ламатися кожну годину якщо у вас одночасно працює 1М дисків. На 1К дисків – 1 диск раз на 47 днів.
March 9, 2025 at 5:54 PM
頒布カウントダウン紹介その7✨

【収容物】
タイトル『ロスト』
yui(@ky-mttf-zxl.bsky.social )
pixiv(pixiv.net/users/577171)

海外掲示板ものの怪談を2本書いてくださったyuiさんです😚🙌
どんな感じになるんだろう?と思っていたのですが、相性良すぎてびっくりでした!彼女の手腕ですね👏👏
June 16, 2026 at 9:31 AM
Yet a different MTTF (Manhattan Traffic Task Force) enforcement officer wrote this when issuing a ticket.

"Plate last 2 letters covered with some plastic reflection tape. Unreadable - mutilated"
September 10, 2026 at 2:04 PM