Not getting surgeries cuz im MTF. Getting surgeries so I can be MTTF(male to theyfab).
November 30, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Not getting surgeries cuz im MTF. Getting surgeries so I can be MTTF(male to theyfab).
Imagine a computer that took so long to boot, the mean time to failure (MTTF) was…shorter than the boot time!
ASCI Q, the supercomputer, failed every 6.5 hours from 2002-2003.
It also, worryingly, took as much as ~8 hours for a whole-machine reboot!
ASCI Q, the supercomputer, failed every 6.5 hours from 2002-2003.
It also, worryingly, took as much as ~8 hours for a whole-machine reboot!
September 28, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Imagine a computer that took so long to boot, the mean time to failure (MTTF) was…shorter than the boot time!
ASCI Q, the supercomputer, failed every 6.5 hours from 2002-2003.
It also, worryingly, took as much as ~8 hours for a whole-machine reboot!
ASCI Q, the supercomputer, failed every 6.5 hours from 2002-2003.
It also, worryingly, took as much as ~8 hours for a whole-machine reboot!
"Unless you're wearing hale's incredibly uncomfortable theoretical fursuit that makes your hands and feet extremely cold..."
"Oh yeah, the Maximum Thermal Transference Fursuit (MTTF)"
"Oh yeah, the Maximum Thermal Transference Fursuit (MTTF)"
September 11, 2025 at 9:08 PM
"Unless you're wearing hale's incredibly uncomfortable theoretical fursuit that makes your hands and feet extremely cold..."
"Oh yeah, the Maximum Thermal Transference Fursuit (MTTF)"
"Oh yeah, the Maximum Thermal Transference Fursuit (MTTF)"
Amazing how many managers don't understand the concepts of MTTF or insurance.
January 24, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Amazing how many managers don't understand the concepts of MTTF or insurance.
🧵 Tagging y'all in
Need to figure this out within a single lifetime and I don't have the man-hours before mttf to do it alone.
Need to figure this out within a single lifetime and I don't have the man-hours before mttf to do it alone.
April 11, 2025 at 8:11 AM
🧵 Tagging y'all in
Need to figure this out within a single lifetime and I don't have the man-hours before mttf to do it alone.
Need to figure this out within a single lifetime and I don't have the man-hours before mttf to do it alone.
TIL about these metrics from
mechanical engineering: "Mean Time Between Failures" (MTBF) and "Mean Time to Failure" (MTTF) en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mean_ti... Would like to see these included in more conceptions of other kinds of technological change, which tend to assume failure is out of scope
mechanical engineering: "Mean Time Between Failures" (MTBF) and "Mean Time to Failure" (MTTF) en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mean_ti... Would like to see these included in more conceptions of other kinds of technological change, which tend to assume failure is out of scope
Mean time between failures - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
January 26, 2026 at 6:46 AM
TIL about these metrics from
mechanical engineering: "Mean Time Between Failures" (MTBF) and "Mean Time to Failure" (MTTF) en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mean_ti... Would like to see these included in more conceptions of other kinds of technological change, which tend to assume failure is out of scope
mechanical engineering: "Mean Time Between Failures" (MTBF) and "Mean Time to Failure" (MTTF) en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mean_ti... Would like to see these included in more conceptions of other kinds of technological change, which tend to assume failure is out of scope
Breaking out my MTTF calculations and bath tub charts!!!!
December 10, 2024 at 9:52 PM
Breaking out my MTTF calculations and bath tub charts!!!!
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執筆陣と怪異一覧です！
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執筆陣と怪異一覧です！
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February 1, 2026 at 10:03 AM
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執筆陣と怪異一覧です！
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執筆陣と怪異一覧です！
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📊 You’re tracking uptime… but are you tracking what actually matters?
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#MTTR #MTTD #MTTF #MTBF #SystemReliability #DevOps #SRE #ITOperations #Automation #ITAutomation #Monitoring #Alerting #IncidentManagement #WorkflowAutomation #CloudOps
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April 16, 2026 at 5:44 AM
📊 You’re tracking uptime… but are you tracking what actually matters?
Read More 👉 resources.callgoose.com/blog/decodin...
#MTTR #MTTD #MTTF #MTBF #SystemReliability #DevOps #SRE #ITOperations #Automation #ITAutomation #Monitoring #Alerting #IncidentManagement #WorkflowAutomation #CloudOps
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I'm Mttf (MtTheyfa8)
November 16, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I'm Mttf (MtTheyfa8)
If only there was an agency inside of NYPD called the Manhattan Traffic Task Force (MTTF) that could notice a vehicle on the sidewalk and write a ticket without waiting for a civilian to report it. 311-26780115
March 13, 2026 at 6:37 PM
If only there was an agency inside of NYPD called the Manhattan Traffic Task Force (MTTF) that could notice a vehicle on the sidewalk and write a ticket without waiting for a civilian to report it. 311-26780115
Gone and back again - NY plates now. Spoke with MTTF agent and he said my 311 descriptions are the best.
I’ll take my 🏅now.
311-25966539 driver was gone before he showed up.
I’ll take my 🏅now.
311-25966539 driver was gone before he showed up.
January 16, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Gone and back again - NY plates now. Spoke with MTTF agent and he said my 311 descriptions are the best.
I’ll take my 🏅now.
311-25966539 driver was gone before he showed up.
I’ll take my 🏅now.
311-25966539 driver was gone before he showed up.
Looks like MTTF (Manhattan Traffic Task Force) - (notably not Midtown North) responded and issued three tickets after my first report.
January 6, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Looks like MTTF (Manhattan Traffic Task Force) - (notably not Midtown North) responded and issued three tickets after my first report.
I know they all swing unless they’re Japan or Singapore, it just seems like the MTTF for the event is a bit shorter for the US
April 27, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I know they all swing unless they’re Japan or Singapore, it just seems like the MTTF for the event is a bit shorter for the US
There is a mean time to flush (MTTF) optimization algorithm where some % of flushed devices being urinals makes everyone's trip faster even if they are necessarily discriminatory.
#weirdMEPengineerconversarions
#weirdMEPengineerconversarions
December 21, 2024 at 7:44 PM
There is a mean time to flush (MTTF) optimization algorithm where some % of flushed devices being urinals makes everyone's trip faster even if they are necessarily discriminatory.
#weirdMEPengineerconversarions
#weirdMEPengineerconversarions
Okay but does that mean she smokes.
(I'd guess yes considering the paragon lyrics, and the cigarette lighting/drag in MTTF lol)
(I'd guess yes considering the paragon lyrics, and the cigarette lighting/drag in MTTF lol)
December 17, 2024 at 6:12 AM
Okay but does that mean she smokes.
(I'd guess yes considering the paragon lyrics, and the cigarette lighting/drag in MTTF lol)
(I'd guess yes considering the paragon lyrics, and the cigarette lighting/drag in MTTF lol)
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July 16, 2025 at 9:06 AM
🛠️ Do you truly understand your system's reliability?
📖 Read now 👉 www.callgoose.com/u/Er
#SystemReliability #MTTR #MTBF #MTTD #MTTF #DowntimeReduction #IncidentManagement #TechOps #AutomationTools #RunbookAutomation #ITOperations #DevOps #Monitoring #DigitalResilience
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If one component on the board has failed, it's likely the others are also approaching their MTTF. PCBs are considered a maintenance-item these days, because they're so (relatively) cheap.
May 14, 2026 at 12:08 AM
If one component on the board has failed, it's likely the others are also approaching their MTTF. PCBs are considered a maintenance-item these days, because they're so (relatively) cheap.
頒布カウントダウン紹介その2✨
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yui（@ky-mttf-zxl.bsky.social )
pixiv（pixiv.net/users/577171）
なんと今回2作品を寄稿くださいました。
彼女の作品を読んだことのある方なら、作品と怪異の親和性にご納得いただけるはず…！🤤
元ネタの方向を調整しました✌️
【リミナルスペース】
タイトル『ミッシング』
yui（@ky-mttf-zxl.bsky.social )
pixiv（pixiv.net/users/577171）
なんと今回2作品を寄稿くださいました。
彼女の作品を読んだことのある方なら、作品と怪異の親和性にご納得いただけるはず…！🤤
元ネタの方向を調整しました✌️
June 7, 2026 at 11:52 AM
頒布カウントダウン紹介その2✨
【リミナルスペース】
タイトル『ミッシング』
yui（@ky-mttf-zxl.bsky.social )
pixiv（pixiv.net/users/577171）
なんと今回2作品を寄稿くださいました。
彼女の作品を読んだことのある方なら、作品と怪異の親和性にご納得いただけるはず…！🤤
元ネタの方向を調整しました✌️
【リミナルスペース】
タイトル『ミッシング』
yui（@ky-mttf-zxl.bsky.social )
pixiv（pixiv.net/users/577171）
なんと今回2作品を寄稿くださいました。
彼女の作品を読んだことのある方なら、作品と怪異の親和性にご納得いただけるはず…！🤤
元ネタの方向を調整しました✌️
Mean Time To Failure (MTTF). Середній час до відмови.
Рахується на велику кількість пристроїв т.я. на один це зробити неможливо.
Якщо MTTF 1M годин, це значить що 1 диск буде ламатися кожну годину якщо у вас одночасно працює 1М дисків. На 1К дисків – 1 диск раз на 47 днів.
Рахується на велику кількість пристроїв т.я. на один це зробити неможливо.
Якщо MTTF 1M годин, це значить що 1 диск буде ламатися кожну годину якщо у вас одночасно працює 1М дисків. На 1К дисків – 1 диск раз на 47 днів.
March 9, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Mean Time To Failure (MTTF). Середній час до відмови.
Рахується на велику кількість пристроїв т.я. на один це зробити неможливо.
Якщо MTTF 1M годин, це значить що 1 диск буде ламатися кожну годину якщо у вас одночасно працює 1М дисків. На 1К дисків – 1 диск раз на 47 днів.
Рахується на велику кількість пристроїв т.я. на один це зробити неможливо.
Якщо MTTF 1M годин, це значить що 1 диск буде ламатися кожну годину якщо у вас одночасно працює 1М дисків. На 1К дисків – 1 диск раз на 47 днів.
頒布カウントダウン紹介その7✨
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yui（@ky-mttf-zxl.bsky.social ）
pixiv（pixiv.net/users/577171）
海外掲示板ものの怪談を2本書いてくださったyuiさんです😚🙌
どんな感じになるんだろう？と思っていたのですが、相性良すぎてびっくりでした！彼女の手腕ですね👏👏
【収容物】
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yui（@ky-mttf-zxl.bsky.social ）
pixiv（pixiv.net/users/577171）
海外掲示板ものの怪談を2本書いてくださったyuiさんです😚🙌
どんな感じになるんだろう？と思っていたのですが、相性良すぎてびっくりでした！彼女の手腕ですね👏👏
June 16, 2026 at 9:31 AM
頒布カウントダウン紹介その7✨
【収容物】
タイトル『ロスト』
yui（@ky-mttf-zxl.bsky.social ）
pixiv（pixiv.net/users/577171）
海外掲示板ものの怪談を2本書いてくださったyuiさんです😚🙌
どんな感じになるんだろう？と思っていたのですが、相性良すぎてびっくりでした！彼女の手腕ですね👏👏
【収容物】
タイトル『ロスト』
yui（@ky-mttf-zxl.bsky.social ）
pixiv（pixiv.net/users/577171）
海外掲示板ものの怪談を2本書いてくださったyuiさんです😚🙌
どんな感じになるんだろう？と思っていたのですが、相性良すぎてびっくりでした！彼女の手腕ですね👏👏
Yet a different MTTF (Manhattan Traffic Task Force) enforcement officer wrote this when issuing a ticket.
"Plate last 2 letters covered with some plastic reflection tape. Unreadable - mutilated"
"Plate last 2 letters covered with some plastic reflection tape. Unreadable - mutilated"
September 10, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Yet a different MTTF (Manhattan Traffic Task Force) enforcement officer wrote this when issuing a ticket.
"Plate last 2 letters covered with some plastic reflection tape. Unreadable - mutilated"
"Plate last 2 letters covered with some plastic reflection tape. Unreadable - mutilated"