Parcele e mate 12. Coma-me.
October 5, 2024 at 3:17 PM
Parcele e mate 12. Coma-me.
"You can't park there mate"
March 25, 2026 at 12:30 PM
"You can't park there mate"
Mate, it was 1066. Move on.
'The UK has been colonised by immigrants', says INEOS boss and Man Utd co-owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe
'The UK has been colonised by immigrants', says INEOS boss and Man Utd co-owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe
Britain has been "colonised" by immigrants, who are draining resources from the state, Sir Jim Ratcliffe, one of the country's richest and most influential men, has told Sky News.
news.sky.com
February 11, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Mate, it was 1066. Move on.
"Mate, your bird feeder's empty"
December 23, 2024 at 4:16 PM
"Mate, your bird feeder's empty"
Man Returns To Place Of Birth To Mate https://theonion.com/man-returns-to-place-of-birth-to-mate-1819569927/
July 17, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Man Returns To Place Of Birth To Mate https://theonion.com/man-returns-to-place-of-birth-to-mate-1819569927/
Check mate bitch
November 1, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Check mate bitch
The wotah is totally safe mate!
June 30, 2026 at 3:50 AM
The wotah is totally safe mate!
Man Returns To Place Of Birth To Mate https://theonion.com/man-returns-to-place-of-birth-to-mate-1819569927/
December 4, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Man Returns To Place Of Birth To Mate https://theonion.com/man-returns-to-place-of-birth-to-mate-1819569927/
A quote from his future cell mate.
December 7, 2024 at 3:38 AM
A quote from his future cell mate.
Horse Carefully Assesses Potential Mate For Also Being Horse https://theonion.com/horse-carefully-assesses-potential-mate-for-also-being-horse/
November 24, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Horse Carefully Assesses Potential Mate For Also Being Horse https://theonion.com/horse-carefully-assesses-potential-mate-for-also-being-horse/
That’s Smee in the corner
April 9, 2026 at 5:45 PM
That’s Smee in the corner
Tarantula Rushing To Shave Legs Before Meeting Up With Mate
July 30, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Tarantula Rushing To Shave Legs Before Meeting Up With Mate
Comfy down there, mate?
August 21, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Comfy down there, mate?
Amazing headline, mate.
May 1, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Amazing headline, mate.
Whispers *that's the French flag mate*
September 5, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Whispers *that's the French flag mate*
We can read the equivocations mate here i circled em for you
September 27, 2026 at 8:28 AM
We can read the equivocations mate here i circled em for you
My seat mate on my DC to SF flight can’t stop won’t stop. Total coincidence but utterly fun.
May 9, 2025 at 2:12 AM
My seat mate on my DC to SF flight can’t stop won’t stop. Total coincidence but utterly fun.
t's hot today, isn't it mate? 💦🌅
April 24, 2025 at 12:42 AM
t's hot today, isn't it mate? 💦🌅
September 23, 2026 at 10:19 AM