Slow news day. Today might be the day I just stop following the news altogether and limit myself to reading fiction. Photo is from @nytimes. The New York Fucking Times! Dildos. Good to know these are okay in the dishwasher in case you were wondering.

#dildo #machinewashable #trumpstillafelon

That sinking feeling when you realize you've locked them in is AWFUL. I'm glad we've connected, machinewashable-