#MacroFurs
shout out to the macrofurs that cant vote bc they live across multiple counties at once
October 30, 2026 at 2:33 AM
YEEE IT'S SUCH A GREAT EXPERIENCE I RECOMMEND IT TO ALL MACROFURS. ❤️

...I also need to write more of this in general, actually. I've done a few macrofur stories, but nothing focused on the sheer bliss of being the cause of so much destruction~

Which... Gives me ideas for my big writing project!
October 27, 2026 at 12:03 PM
Yeah I saw a little bit of love for it, but most of the people talking about it seem to be just people talking about how surprisingly unpopular it is amongst macrofurs.

Maybe it's cause it doesn't have any wolves/wolfesque characters?
October 24, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Someone. Fed @thefreezingaxel.bsky.social one too many growth potions...

I wonder if @umbramoonlight.bsky.social regrets that decision, probably **Definitely** not~

#SizeSky #Mawshot #Vore #MacroFurs #FurryArt
October 15, 2026 at 9:41 PM
It's not surprising that a lot of notable macrofurs are Texan

After all, everything's bigger in Texas >:3
October 12, 2026 at 8:11 AM
Getting on the good side of all the macrofurs in case one of them happens to ascend.
October 9, 2026 at 11:58 PM
When Macrofurs keep their tiny friends in their bread box full of pastries the size of vehicles…
October 7, 2026 at 1:14 PM
Is this movie an origin for macrofurs
October 3, 2026 at 12:21 AM
We need macrofurs commissioning REAL artists of their fursonas demolishing REAL data centers in their home town or state
And the second bit of fun for the evening. Fuck AI. Fuck data centers. Don't fuck the techbros, since apparently if they reveal who they work for they can't get laid. The bubble can't pop soon enough. So to speed it along, here I am, smashing a certain datacenter in my Renamon form.
October 3, 2026 at 6:57 PM
giga macrofurs who are like "eeuugh, humans." and then wipes out a whole metro area in one step
September 30, 2026 at 9:53 PM
it would be a hilarious clusterfuck of hyper macrofurs fucking the universe apart while the world is destroyed a million different ways either by bodily fluids or penis or body rolls or vore
September 28, 2026 at 2:57 AM
I think the Macrofurs are messing up the average
September 26, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Fatter.

Fatten all macrofurs.
September 25, 2026 at 3:33 AM
Macrofurs assembling Gunpla... but it's actually real giant robots for their regular sized pals.
September 16, 2026 at 1:57 AM
This taking on a particular tone when the place macros/giants/macrofurs most expect humans/micros to be is a job providing a good/service to macros/giants/macrofurs.
September 14, 2026 at 10:28 AM
#BlueSize #SizeSky #MacroMicroSociety

The idea of contextual categorisation again.
Humans/micros legally/socially treated as tax-payers/employees/customers/residents/citizens/people when we're where macros/giants/macrofurs expect us to be, but ~pests~ when we're caught where we're not.
September 14, 2026 at 10:28 AM
Laws enacted by a macro/giant/macrofur majority nation/society that codifies notions such as it being unreasonable to expect a macro/giant/macrofur to engage in a legal process to evict every human/micro squatter from the walls 'n' floors of these macros'/giants'/macrofurs' homes. All is forfeit.
September 14, 2026 at 10:28 AM
Bathfurs: eating soap
Babyfurs: eating crayons
Softvorefurs: eating friends
Hardvorefurs: eating enemies
Macrofurs: eating micros
Microfurs: eating fleas
Latexfurs: eating liquid latex
Fatfurs: eating takeout
Femboyfurs: eating energy drinks
Musclefurs: eating peptides
September 13, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Human civilisation long since vanished & forgotten. Humanity living mostly prehistoric lives in vivariums/terrariums/paludariums in the homes of random macrofurs/macro-aliens, –
September 12, 2026 at 7:52 AM
I wonder if there are any macrofurs who started listening to Jimmy Eat World for purely ironic reasons
September 7, 2026 at 7:33 PM
I wish macrofurs were real so that there was someone who could do something about all of THIS
*gestures vaguely*
September 4, 2026 at 6:43 AM
All macrofurs are essentially sex pests by nature.

Let's be real. You can't not see my junk and I am at BEST ambivalent about that fact.
August 27, 2026 at 1:05 AM
The macrofurs have found you 😏
August 26, 2026 at 6:58 AM
someone needs to explain me why they make the convention venues so tasty looking when there's macrofurs stomping around...
August 24, 2026 at 8:29 PM