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They robbed the quest giver… and streamed it.

#DnDNightmares #KaiCenat #TabletopChaos #StreamerEnergy #MadeWithSimia
September 8, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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Hustle now. Sleep when you’re dead!

#madewithsimia #newyearsresolution #newyear #2026 #garyvee
January 1, 2026 at 9:31 PM
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Somehow, the unicorn wasn't even the weird part. #madewithsimia #alphachad #christmas #storytime
December 21, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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He offered diplomacy. They chose violence.

#DnDNightmares #ObamaDM #TabletopFails #SimiaHumor #MadeWithSimia
October 17, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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The algorithm is showing you this for a reason!!!

#madewithsimia #2026 #newyear #fortuneteller #cosmos #tarot
December 27, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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Trump reads an Am I the Asshole? post and somehow makes it about himself.

#AITA #AmITheAsshole #RedditDrama #Storytime #CelebrityReads #Trump #MadeWithSimia
November 5, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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Do you think that Britney’s Christmas list is too much ?? Sounds reasonable to me…

#madewithsimia #britneyspears #christmaslist #santaclaus #alliwantforchristmas
December 15, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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midnight was NOT the turning point that NYE

#madewithsimia #newyears #storytime #cardib #bird
December 30, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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If it starts festive then gets competitive… 🚩🚩🚩

#madewithsimia #redflag #holidaymodeactivated #redflagsinmen
December 23, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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matching PJs are one of those things you either embrace or deny

#madewithsimia #christmas #thisyou? #holidaycountdown #ifyouknowyouknow
December 20, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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at that price point, it would be rude not to join…. 🤡🎄
#madewithsimia #christmas #purge #clowns #ellendegeneres
December 18, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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Holiday cheer has its limits 👀

#madewithsimia #melaniatrump #christmasdecorations #christmas #holidays
December 16, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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Is it too much to ask Santa???? sounds fine to me

#madewithsimia #britneyspears #christmaslist #santaclausiscomingtotown
December 15, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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Snoop sat down, checked his list twice, and yeah…. He’s not asking Santa for anything normal this year 🎄🎅🏼
#madewithsimia #christmaslist #dearsantaclaus #santaclaus #christmas
December 12, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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The Christmas season has arrived, and so have the Karen’s…

#christmas #santaclaus #christmaslist #madewithsimia
December 10, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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Do you think he’ll take on the name Darth Claus?

#madewithsimia
December 9, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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We all have that one family member at Thanksgiving who tumbles the whole house of cards.

 #ThanksgivingChaos #FamilyFail #Holiday #DysfunctionalDinner #MadeWithSimia
November 28, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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Thanksgiving… but make it girl dinner edition.

#GirlDinner #Thanksgiving #HolidayFoodChaos #MadeWithSimia
November 27, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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what happens when a pick-me girl talks about her trauma? she starts with “i didn’t even get to have braces like everyone else.”

#pickme #chronicallyonline #pickmegirl #chooseme #madewithsimia
November 22, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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nothing hits like childhood trauma until you remember pretending to be a chicken mcnugget at your moms trailer daycare.

#storytime #mcdonaldstok #funnytiktok #chronicallyonline #madewithsimia
November 21, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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PSA: do not buy your kid a Cybertruck bed. I repeat. Do NOT buy your kid a Cybertruck bed. @elonmusk 

#storytime #elonmusk #madewithsimia #cybertruck
November 7, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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She said your name like it’s about to be a Grammy-winning track.

#MadeWithSimia #CardiB #Okurrr #UnexpectedCameo #InternetGold #ViralMoment
November 3, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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I gave them a carefully crafted Sith temple dungeon… they blew it up in 2 minutes.

#DnDNightmares #DungeonMasterFails #StarWarsHumor #TabletopChaos #MadeWithSimia
October 27, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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Couldn’t tell if it was a cameo or an infomercial.

#MadeWithSimia #DrPhil #HealthGuruOrNah #UnexpectedCameo #AwkwardEnergy #PopCultureMoment
October 24, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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Kim’s hot takes are designer-level dramatic.

#KimKardashian #HotTakes #CelebrityDrama #MadeWithSimia #MemeTok #PopCulture
October 23, 2025 at 7:04 PM