Well, that's always the sliver of encouragement I need going into one of these!😅
Kristen Bell Thirstily Drinks Lemonade
Alt: Eleanor Shelstrop from the Good Place, played by Kristen Bell,takes a large pitcher of Magaritas to consume.
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September 11, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Well, that's always the sliver of encouragement I need going into one of these!😅
Some ppl spend summer holidays going to exotic places and have magaritas by the pool
I spend my summer building prototype for defending the people
I spend my summer building prototype for defending the people
August 9, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Some ppl spend summer holidays going to exotic places and have magaritas by the pool
I spend my summer building prototype for defending the people
I spend my summer building prototype for defending the people
When you wanna wrap up the zoom call so you can get 2-for-1 MAGAritas and Benghazi wings at Gay Hooters.
July 24, 2026 at 4:04 PM
When you wanna wrap up the zoom call so you can get 2-for-1 MAGAritas and Benghazi wings at Gay Hooters.
Wish I was throwing back a couple of MAGAritas and some Benghazi Wings at Gay Hooters right now…
June 25, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Wish I was throwing back a couple of MAGAritas and some Benghazi Wings at Gay Hooters right now…
TFW you're excited to buy MAGAritas at the grocery store
Obaa One Battle After Another
Alt: OBAA
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June 25, 2026 at 3:59 PM
TFW you're excited to buy MAGAritas at the grocery store
in 10 years chuds will be routinely mixing magaritas in the drivers seat of their tesla while their idiot robot car drives too fast and too close to others on the highway and you will be branded a racist if you object.
June 20, 2026 at 11:58 PM
in 10 years chuds will be routinely mixing magaritas in the drivers seat of their tesla while their idiot robot car drives too fast and too close to others on the highway and you will be branded a racist if you object.
You can't drink magaritas in Wal-Marts.
June 11, 2026 at 10:10 PM
You can't drink magaritas in Wal-Marts.
Saw an interview where Kurt Vile said he hasn't been able to listen to the Purple Mountains album since David Berman's death. Not the point at all but I just listened to it for first time in a while and it's still absolutely great. Magaritas at the mall forever
June 4, 2026 at 11:43 AM
Saw an interview where Kurt Vile said he hasn't been able to listen to the Purple Mountains album since David Berman's death. Not the point at all but I just listened to it for first time in a while and it's still absolutely great. Magaritas at the mall forever
Frozen Magaritas???
May 30, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Frozen Magaritas???
Home of the Ghazi Wings, MAGAritas, fuckable Dyson Air Blades and wing sauces so hot they could melt steel beams
May 22, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Home of the Ghazi Wings, MAGAritas, fuckable Dyson Air Blades and wing sauces so hot they could melt steel beams
mom is driving, so dad can indulge in bottomless MAGAritas during happy hour!
May 21, 2026 at 11:36 PM
mom is driving, so dad can indulge in bottomless MAGAritas during happy hour!
Hi Simon.
Join me for pizza and magaritas on the terrace? Club 4 kicked me out so here I am, back in Club 3. Looks like you are becoming a regular. 🥳
I think these guys heard that it's pizza day and they're hoping for a slice or two of their own.
Join me for pizza and magaritas on the terrace? Club 4 kicked me out so here I am, back in Club 3. Looks like you are becoming a regular. 🥳
I think these guys heard that it's pizza day and they're hoping for a slice or two of their own.
Three Dogs Hugging Adorably
ALT: Three Dogs Hugging Adorably
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May 20, 2026 at 6:13 AM
Hi Simon.
Join me for pizza and magaritas on the terrace? Club 4 kicked me out so here I am, back in Club 3. Looks like you are becoming a regular. 🥳
I think these guys heard that it's pizza day and they're hoping for a slice or two of their own.
Join me for pizza and magaritas on the terrace? Club 4 kicked me out so here I am, back in Club 3. Looks like you are becoming a regular. 🥳
I think these guys heard that it's pizza day and they're hoping for a slice or two of their own.
Patel is just used to hiding his magaritas in water glasses.
May 12, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Patel is just used to hiding his magaritas in water glasses.
As we look forward to Summer - to beaches and bbqs and frozen treats, remembering the most excellent 7-11 superhero slurpee cups of the 70s.
7-11 began licensing the new ICEE concept in 1965, and rebranded it as 'Slurpee'. The Slurpee would go on to inspire frozen magaritas.
7-11 began licensing the new ICEE concept in 1965, and rebranded it as 'Slurpee'. The Slurpee would go on to inspire frozen magaritas.
52 years ago this Summer
DC and 7-11 partnered to adorn Slurpee cups with Superheroes (Marvel joined the fray in 1975)
Did kid life get better than biking to a convenience store on a Saturday afternoon, pulling a sugary Slurpee, and finding a comic book on the spinner rack?
(rhetorical question)
DC and 7-11 partnered to adorn Slurpee cups with Superheroes (Marvel joined the fray in 1975)
Did kid life get better than biking to a convenience store on a Saturday afternoon, pulling a sugary Slurpee, and finding a comic book on the spinner rack?
(rhetorical question)
March 28, 2026 at 12:52 PM
As we look forward to Summer - to beaches and bbqs and frozen treats, remembering the most excellent 7-11 superhero slurpee cups of the 70s.
7-11 began licensing the new ICEE concept in 1965, and rebranded it as 'Slurpee'. The Slurpee would go on to inspire frozen magaritas.
7-11 began licensing the new ICEE concept in 1965, and rebranded it as 'Slurpee'. The Slurpee would go on to inspire frozen magaritas.
They can stay home then & just drink their Magaritas 🍸
March 24, 2026 at 9:03 AM
They can stay home then & just drink their Magaritas 🍸
Me, after drinking 4 MAGAritas to wash down 24 Benghazi wings at Gay Hooters.
Well that was a piss missile.
February 20, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Me, after drinking 4 MAGAritas to wash down 24 Benghazi wings at Gay Hooters.
Tasty food & magaritas. X3 (at @OnTheBorder Mexican Grill & Cantina in W. Little Rock, AR) https://www.swarmapp.com/c/0nYs30kayJb
January 18, 2026 at 7:27 AM
Tasty food & magaritas. X3 (at @OnTheBorder Mexican Grill & Cantina in W. Little Rock, AR) https://www.swarmapp.com/c/0nYs30kayJb
You missed the chance to push MAGAritas made with the special health-promoting ingredient bleach.
December 19, 2025 at 5:09 PM
You missed the chance to push MAGAritas made with the special health-promoting ingredient bleach.
MAGARITAS WAS RIGHT FUCKING THERE!!!!! Not getting internet points from me if you whiff on the joke sorry not sorry
December 19, 2025 at 4:48 PM
MAGARITAS WAS RIGHT FUCKING THERE!!!!! Not getting internet points from me if you whiff on the joke sorry not sorry
MAGAritas: they're sour, filled with cheap booze and ICE, and definitely not Mexican
December 19, 2025 at 4:44 PM
MAGAritas: they're sour, filled with cheap booze and ICE, and definitely not Mexican
Magaritas, hatingly made.
December 19, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Magaritas, hatingly made.