“I majored in English.”
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September 16, 2026 at 12:03 PM
“I majored in English.”
I majored in economics. Dismiss away.
very tired of pretending that dismissing modern economics is somehow more reasonable than dismissing vaccines. if you’re not an expert, you don’t get to pick and choose parts of a field to believe! you have no way to tell between legitimate and illegitimate results in that field!
July 20, 2026 at 9:11 PM
I majored in economics. Dismiss away.
I majored in distracting bullshit at my gay ass liberal arts college
July 18, 2025 at 1:02 PM
I majored in distracting bullshit at my gay ass liberal arts college
Jodie Foster majored in African American literature.
Af-Am lit major Jodie Foster chose her field because of an interest ‘in literature that is as emotionally important as it is intellectually.’ In fact, she argued, Af-Am literature is perhaps the most American of all literary genres this country has produced..” www.harvardmagazine.com/radcliffe-in...
Jodie Foster Honored at Radcliffe Day 2025 | Harvard Magazine
The actress and director discussed her film career and her transformative time at Yale.
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February 7, 2026 at 10:14 PM
Jodie Foster majored in African American literature.
once again thinking about tifa lockhart is kind of like a horse girl that majored in karate
February 27, 2026 at 3:05 PM
once again thinking about tifa lockhart is kind of like a horse girl that majored in karate
For the last time, our Po the Panda is NOT the Kung Fu Panda. He majored in Judo.
September 25, 2025 at 2:05 PM
For the last time, our Po the Panda is NOT the Kung Fu Panda. He majored in Judo.
the people cry out for no-budget variety shows led by transsexual polymaths who majored in political science, software engineering, and Applied Muppet Fucking
September 19, 2026 at 9:32 PM
the people cry out for no-budget variety shows led by transsexual polymaths who majored in political science, software engineering, and Applied Muppet Fucking
Yes, she says, we need more tradespeople - but not her. She means the plebs, you see. She went to St. Anselm's College (softball scholarship) and majored in communications and minored in poli sci.
Leavitt: "Electricians, plumbers -- we need more of those in our country, and less LGBTQ graduate majors from Harvard University. And that's what this administration's position is."
May 28, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Yes, she says, we need more tradespeople - but not her. She means the plebs, you see. She went to St. Anselm's College (softball scholarship) and majored in communications and minored in poli sci.
SOMEBODY WANTS EVERYBODY TO KNOW THAT SHE MAJORED IN DANCE AT THE ACADEMY
December 12, 2024 at 5:43 PM
SOMEBODY WANTS EVERYBODY TO KNOW THAT SHE MAJORED IN DANCE AT THE ACADEMY
"He majored in animal husbandry...till they caught him at it."
--Tom Lehrer, he said sheepishly
--Tom Lehrer, he said sheepishly
Kash Patel: "Applicants who have engaged in beastiliaty means they were victims of beastility because they were forced to do so. At this FBI we are not going to criminalize and prevent victims from serving."
September 15, 2026 at 2:20 PM
"He majored in animal husbandry...till they caught him at it."
--Tom Lehrer, he said sheepishly
--Tom Lehrer, he said sheepishly
These are the same people who laugh when you say you majored in English or other humanities.
December 17, 2025 at 4:45 PM
These are the same people who laugh when you say you majored in English or other humanities.
"We need people who majored in history."
May 21, 2025 at 3:49 PM
"We need people who majored in history."
I majored in color coordination & bedwetting.
January 22, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I majored in color coordination & bedwetting.
I went to columbia university and majored in diner journalism with a minor in small town diner journalism
November 9, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I went to columbia university and majored in diner journalism with a minor in small town diner journalism
this is where I majored in Reylo Studies
May 1, 2026 at 9:18 PM
this is where I majored in Reylo Studies
I majored in "Worrying Too Much About the Wrong Stuff"
February 24, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I majored in "Worrying Too Much About the Wrong Stuff"
I went to UCSB and majored in Beach.
March 19, 2024 at 6:06 AM
I went to UCSB and majored in Beach.
this shit prolly funny as fuck but i majored in Accounting so i guess i'll never know
October 25, 2024 at 5:18 PM
this shit prolly funny as fuck but i majored in Accounting so i guess i'll never know
majored in jestermaxxing in college
February 10, 2026 at 1:12 AM
majored in jestermaxxing in college
So THAT'S what irrational meant! I finally get it!
(Kidding, obv - I majored in math)
(Kidding, obv - I majored in math)
April 23, 2026 at 9:31 PM
So THAT'S what irrational meant! I finally get it!
(Kidding, obv - I majored in math)
(Kidding, obv - I majored in math)
I majored in dishing it out, with a minor in not being able to take it.
May 19, 2026 at 12:52 PM
I majored in dishing it out, with a minor in not being able to take it.
Bari Weiss majored in history, yet has no inkling of how she will be remembered.
This has been made available, so for purposes of commenting on Bari Weiss's decision to spike the story, here's a live-post of that segment.
It begins with a "you may recall" summary of the deportation to el Salvador. Describes the admin's claim that it could deport the men without due process
It begins with a "you may recall" summary of the deportation to el Salvador. Describes the admin's claim that it could deport the men without due process
December 24, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Bari Weiss majored in history, yet has no inkling of how she will be remembered.
wtf i majored in nfts where are my millions
December 9, 2025 at 4:55 PM
wtf i majored in nfts where are my millions