“that’s a middle-aged white lesbian who majored in theatre” correct
November 15, 2026 at 9:01 PM
“that’s a middle-aged white lesbian who majored in theatre” correct
i majored in cutie patootie but the skills transfer
November 13, 2026 at 4:00 PM
i majored in cutie patootie but the skills transfer
last night at like 10 across the street four guys were digging up the sidewalk by the light of their phones with no hard hats on. it was like they’d majored in pissing off my husband
November 11, 2026 at 12:42 PM
last night at like 10 across the street four guys were digging up the sidewalk by the light of their phones with no hard hats on. it was like they’d majored in pissing off my husband
He majored in philosophy at Yale, then got degrees literature and classical philosophy before taking a job at McKinsey. He knows exactly what he's doing here. And the expectation appears to be that no one will notice, or care if they do notice.
November 15, 2026 at 1:22 PM
He majored in philosophy at Yale, then got degrees literature and classical philosophy before taking a job at McKinsey. He knows exactly what he's doing here. And the expectation appears to be that no one will notice, or care if they do notice.
In college I double majored in accounting and dentistry.
So I can crunch numbers AND numb crunchers.
So I can crunch numbers AND numb crunchers.
November 11, 2026 at 10:54 AM
In college I double majored in accounting and dentistry.
So I can crunch numbers AND numb crunchers.
So I can crunch numbers AND numb crunchers.
Cause they totally fell in love when they ended up on the same cheer team in college (UCLA). Isis majored in english and Torrance majored in business. Torrance proposed when Isis got her law school acceptance even though they couldn’t get legally married. They moved so Isis could go to Stanford.
November 14, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Cause they totally fell in love when they ended up on the same cheer team in college (UCLA). Isis majored in english and Torrance majored in business. Torrance proposed when Isis got her law school acceptance even though they couldn’t get legally married. They moved so Isis could go to Stanford.
Belle Tobias (1910-1936) majored in botany at Barnard College. She earned a Master of Arts degree from Wellesley College where she did graduate work in zoology. She taught biology at Bennett College in Greensboro, North Carolina.
November 15, 2026 at 11:55 AM
Belle Tobias (1910-1936) majored in botany at Barnard College. She earned a Master of Arts degree from Wellesley College where she did graduate work in zoology. She taught biology at Bennett College in Greensboro, North Carolina.
He majored in bird law.
November 11, 2026 at 4:12 PM
He majored in bird law.
Archon Turiel the Superstitious
Compelling Woodworker
he/him
cyber aqua eyes
majored in Playwriting and Screenwriting
learns everyone's names
Compelling Woodworker
he/him
cyber aqua eyes
majored in Playwriting and Screenwriting
learns everyone's names
November 14, 2026 at 12:50 PM
Archon Turiel the Superstitious
Compelling Woodworker
he/him
cyber aqua eyes
majored in Playwriting and Screenwriting
learns everyone's names
Compelling Woodworker
he/him
cyber aqua eyes
majored in Playwriting and Screenwriting
learns everyone's names
Fun fact. I majored in Anthropology. I have never had any doubts 😀
November 10, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Fun fact. I majored in Anthropology. I have never had any doubts 😀
Only if they double majored in flossophy
November 10, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Only if they double majored in flossophy
This doesn’t surprise me tbh. Whether it’s Trump, Blanche, Hegseth, Bessant, Miller or whoever, it seems they’ve al majored in gobbledygook speak meant to confuse, distract and misdirect.
Q: Trump said Liz Cheney & Schiff should go to prison, he declared Obama of treason. What legal standard are you applying to distinguish what they say & what the president says?
BLANCHE: There can come a point when a criticism becomes a threat & a threat becomes something criminal
(Not an answer!)
BLANCHE: There can come a point when a criticism becomes a threat & a threat becomes something criminal
(Not an answer!)
November 12, 2026 at 11:41 PM
This doesn’t surprise me tbh. Whether it’s Trump, Blanche, Hegseth, Bessant, Miller or whoever, it seems they’ve al majored in gobbledygook speak meant to confuse, distract and misdirect.
Mississippi’s newest senator went to a small liberal arts college: “Mr. Colom attended Millsaps College, a small liberal arts school in Jackson. He played three seasons of basketball and double-majored in English and history. After graduation, he moved to Guyana, teaching English for a nonprofit”
‘I Had to Have Faith’: How a Democrat Defied Long Odds in Mississippi’s Senate Race
Few were paying much attention to Scott Colom for most of his campaign. Then he toppled the Republican incumbent.
www.nytimes.com
November 13, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Mississippi’s newest senator went to a small liberal arts college: “Mr. Colom attended Millsaps College, a small liberal arts school in Jackson. He played three seasons of basketball and double-majored in English and history. After graduation, he moved to Guyana, teaching English for a nonprofit”
Been on a Phish kick since Tre’s interview last week on Howard Stern. Never knew he charted out all parts for the early stuff (or majored in music composition)! But… makes sense! The beginning of YEM reminds me of Bach in a way. ☺️
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November 14, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Been on a Phish kick since Tre’s interview last week on Howard Stern. Never knew he charted out all parts for the early stuff (or majored in music composition)! But… makes sense! The beginning of YEM reminds me of Bach in a way. ☺️
#NowSpinning #VinylSky #VinylCommunity #NowPlaying #MusicSky
#NowSpinning #VinylSky #VinylCommunity #NowPlaying #MusicSky
Alex Karp majored in philosophy and then got a JD. He's not technical at all. Perfect example tho show that despite the very technological nature of the tech industry, very rare to have people at the very top with engineering background. Jensen Huang is an exception (true electrical engineer) but..
November 11, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Alex Karp majored in philosophy and then got a JD. He's not technical at all. Perfect example tho show that despite the very technological nature of the tech industry, very rare to have people at the very top with engineering background. Jensen Huang is an exception (true electrical engineer) but..
well not cognates but loanwords, whatever, i majored in numbers not letters
November 10, 2026 at 12:21 AM
well not cognates but loanwords, whatever, i majored in numbers not letters
Yeahhhh I guess it has to be. Something I always deal with. But thankfully I have I double majored in detached and emotional suppression. 🤭🤭🤭🤭
November 12, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Yeahhhh I guess it has to be. Something I always deal with. But thankfully I have I double majored in detached and emotional suppression. 🤭🤭🤭🤭
Mostly technical/management/design. I don't recall which plays in high school but I majored in technical theater and worked on plays like Faustus, Into the Woods, and Cherry Orchard. Then sound design/operation professionally post college. Chorus singer, contralto.
So, major theater kid. :D
So, major theater kid. :D
November 15, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Mostly technical/management/design. I don't recall which plays in high school but I majored in technical theater and worked on plays like Faustus, Into the Woods, and Cherry Orchard. Then sound design/operation professionally post college. Chorus singer, contralto.
So, major theater kid. :D
So, major theater kid. :D
His speech writer majored in ancient history rather than politics.
November 14, 2026 at 4:02 AM
His speech writer majored in ancient history rather than politics.
Just saw that @scolom.bsky.social double-majored in English and History.
Yes yes yes MORE OF THIS PLEASE give me MORE people in positions of power who can read and write well, understand historical context, build arguments with evidence, and make nuanced, informed, evidence-based decisions.
Yes yes yes MORE OF THIS PLEASE give me MORE people in positions of power who can read and write well, understand historical context, build arguments with evidence, and make nuanced, informed, evidence-based decisions.
November 12, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Just saw that @scolom.bsky.social double-majored in English and History.
Yes yes yes MORE OF THIS PLEASE give me MORE people in positions of power who can read and write well, understand historical context, build arguments with evidence, and make nuanced, informed, evidence-based decisions.
Yes yes yes MORE OF THIS PLEASE give me MORE people in positions of power who can read and write well, understand historical context, build arguments with evidence, and make nuanced, informed, evidence-based decisions.
i have to be honest and say that i majored in ancient egyptian art history.
November 9, 2026 at 5:54 PM
i have to be honest and say that i majored in ancient egyptian art history.
Oh, no whoops at all. I majored in behavioral science and animal cognition, and have spent 30 years amplifying my cats' natural quirks through targeted reinforcement, in order to turn them into structured games. It's a blast.
November 14, 2026 at 10:51 AM
Oh, no whoops at all. I majored in behavioral science and animal cognition, and have spent 30 years amplifying my cats' natural quirks through targeted reinforcement, in order to turn them into structured games. It's a blast.
Majored in what, exactly? Sociology? Political science? Gender studies? You invoked academic credentials to support your argument about Black women, but never identified the discipline. I'm asking because you're claiming expertise.
November 13, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Majored in what, exactly? Sociology? Political science? Gender studies? You invoked academic credentials to support your argument about Black women, but never identified the discipline. I'm asking because you're claiming expertise.
One of my kids majored in English and the other did American Studies, which basically splits the difference between English and history
November 10, 2026 at 2:28 PM
One of my kids majored in English and the other did American Studies, which basically splits the difference between English and history