February 18, 2026 at 8:06 AM
See, not so short.
cc: Graydon Carter
#DOOM #NOTaShortFingeredVulgarian #doomsdayhasbegun #MakeDOOMGreatAgain
cc: Graydon Carter
#DOOM #NOTaShortFingeredVulgarian #doomsdayhasbegun #MakeDOOMGreatAgain
February 24, 2026 at 12:20 PM
See, not so short.
cc: Graydon Carter
#DOOM #NOTaShortFingeredVulgarian #doomsdayhasbegun #MakeDOOMGreatAgain
cc: Graydon Carter
#DOOM #NOTaShortFingeredVulgarian #doomsdayhasbegun #MakeDOOMGreatAgain
See, not so short.
cc: Graydon Carter
#DOOM #NOTaShortFingeredVulgarian #doomsdayhasbegun #MakeDOOMGreatAgain
cc: Graydon Carter
#DOOM #NOTaShortFingeredVulgarian #doomsdayhasbegun #MakeDOOMGreatAgain
February 22, 2026 at 2:59 PM
See, not so short.
cc: Graydon Carter
#DOOM #NOTaShortFingeredVulgarian #doomsdayhasbegun #MakeDOOMGreatAgain
cc: Graydon Carter
#DOOM #NOTaShortFingeredVulgarian #doomsdayhasbegun #MakeDOOMGreatAgain
See, not so short.
cc: Graydon Carter
#DOOM #NOTaShortFingeredVulgarian #doomsdayhasbegun #MakeDOOMGreatAgain
cc: Graydon Carter
#DOOM #NOTaShortFingeredVulgarian #doomsdayhasbegun #MakeDOOMGreatAgain
February 18, 2026 at 12:49 PM
See, not so short.
cc: Graydon Carter
#DOOM #NOTaShortFingeredVulgarian #doomsdayhasbegun #MakeDOOMGreatAgain
cc: Graydon Carter
#DOOM #NOTaShortFingeredVulgarian #doomsdayhasbegun #MakeDOOMGreatAgain
February 14, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Dear Animal Planet
Considering your PuppyBowl decided not to name DOOM winner even though DOOM’s coat is the Softest and Nicest, DOOM no longer feels an obligation to think Purely of Peace. :(
#PuppyBowl #SuperBowl #SuperBowlLX
#MakeDoomGreatAgain #NOW
#EpsteinFiles
Considering your PuppyBowl decided not to name DOOM winner even though DOOM’s coat is the Softest and Nicest, DOOM no longer feels an obligation to think Purely of Peace. :(
#PuppyBowl #SuperBowl #SuperBowlLX
#MakeDoomGreatAgain #NOW
#EpsteinFiles
February 9, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Dear Animal Planet
Considering your PuppyBowl decided not to name DOOM winner even though DOOM’s coat is the Softest and Nicest, DOOM no longer feels an obligation to think Purely of Peace. :(
#PuppyBowl #SuperBowl #SuperBowlLX
#MakeDoomGreatAgain #NOW
#EpsteinFiles
Considering your PuppyBowl decided not to name DOOM winner even though DOOM’s coat is the Softest and Nicest, DOOM no longer feels an obligation to think Purely of Peace. :(
#PuppyBowl #SuperBowl #SuperBowlLX
#MakeDoomGreatAgain #NOW
#EpsteinFiles
A … coincidence? NOT connected in ANY way to … DOOM’s Perfect poll numbers … ANYone buying that?!
#MakeDoomGreatAgain
#MakeDoomGreatAgain
Gallup will no longer measure presidential approval after 88 years thehill.com/homenews/med...
February 11, 2026 at 9:07 PM
A … coincidence? NOT connected in ANY way to … DOOM’s Perfect poll numbers … ANYone buying that?!
#MakeDoomGreatAgain
#MakeDoomGreatAgain
DOOM-PR: “Happy President’s Day, Mr. President Supreme 🇺🇸
EVERYONE came to your Birthday Party in 1986.”
#MakeDOOMGreatAgain
EVERYONE came to your Birthday Party in 1986.”
#MakeDOOMGreatAgain
February 16, 2026 at 11:21 PM
DOOM-PR: “Happy President’s Day, Mr. President Supreme 🇺🇸
EVERYONE came to your Birthday Party in 1986.”
#MakeDOOMGreatAgain
EVERYONE came to your Birthday Party in 1986.”
#MakeDOOMGreatAgain
Thank you for your attention to this matter — SAVE DOOM! POTUS Supreme DR. GEOFFREY S. DOOM :(
#DOOM #MaKEDOOMGreatAgain #MaDGA #Election #Fraud
#DOOM #MaKEDOOMGreatAgain #MaDGA #Election #Fraud
February 20, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Thank you for your attention to this matter — SAVE DOOM! POTUS Supreme DR. GEOFFREY S. DOOM :(
#DOOM #MaKEDOOMGreatAgain #MaDGA #Election #Fraud
#DOOM #MaKEDOOMGreatAgain #MaDGA #Election #Fraud
DOOM. Is. OUTRAGED! Why is NO ONE talking about this?!
They made seven whole books about that little shitehawk?!
#EpsteinFiles #MakeDOOMgreatAgain #HarryPotter
They made seven whole books about that little shitehawk?!
#EpsteinFiles #MakeDOOMgreatAgain #HarryPotter
February 9, 2026 at 1:04 AM
DOOM. Is. OUTRAGED! Why is NO ONE talking about this?!
They made seven whole books about that little shitehawk?!
#EpsteinFiles #MakeDOOMgreatAgain #HarryPotter
They made seven whole books about that little shitehawk?!
#EpsteinFiles #MakeDOOMgreatAgain #HarryPotter
Avengers, Howling Commandos, Hydra—a lot of super-people suggested it. Nothing's been done on that.
#DOOM #PutaDOOMonIt #doomsdayhasbegun #MakeDOOMGreatAgain
#DOOM #PutaDOOMonIt #doomsdayhasbegun #MakeDOOMGreatAgain
February 18, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Avengers, Howling Commandos, Hydra—a lot of super-people suggested it. Nothing's been done on that.
#DOOM #PutaDOOMonIt #doomsdayhasbegun #MakeDOOMGreatAgain
#DOOM #PutaDOOMonIt #doomsdayhasbegun #MakeDOOMGreatAgain
DOOM has placed Complete and Perfect Faith in @ KristoffVernard, unless you Like him More than DOOM.
But not Eric.
#MakeDOOMgreatAgain
But not Eric.
#MakeDOOMgreatAgain
February 9, 2026 at 12:39 AM
DOOM has placed Complete and Perfect Faith in @ KristoffVernard, unless you Like him More than DOOM.
But not Eric.
#MakeDOOMgreatAgain
But not Eric.
#MakeDOOMgreatAgain
GREATER THAN EVER BEFORE!!!
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
POTUS Supreme Dr. GEOFFREY S. DOOM
#doomsdayhasbegun #DOOMSday #MakeDOOMGreatAgain #Now
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
POTUS Supreme Dr. GEOFFREY S. DOOM
#doomsdayhasbegun #DOOMSday #MakeDOOMGreatAgain #Now
February 21, 2026 at 9:21 PM
GREATER THAN EVER BEFORE!!!
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
POTUS Supreme Dr. GEOFFREY S. DOOM
#doomsdayhasbegun #DOOMSday #MakeDOOMGreatAgain #Now
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
POTUS Supreme Dr. GEOFFREY S. DOOM
#doomsdayhasbegun #DOOMSday #MakeDOOMGreatAgain #Now
Many people are saying that the Asguardians killed the scientist supreme who helped Latveria because of Hillary Clinton’s hacked emails.
#MakeDOOMGreatAgain #MDGA
#MakeDOOMGreatAgain #MDGA
February 10, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Many people are saying that the Asguardians killed the scientist supreme who helped Latveria because of Hillary Clinton’s hacked emails.
#MakeDOOMGreatAgain #MDGA
#MakeDOOMGreatAgain #MDGA
Has anyDOOM looked at the really poor numbers of @vanityfair.com Magazine. Way down, big trouble, RICHARDS!! Graydon Carter, no talent, will be out!
#MakeDOOMGreatAgain
#MakeDOOMGreatAgain
February 10, 2026 at 2:22 PM
Has anyDOOM looked at the really poor numbers of @vanityfair.com Magazine. Way down, big trouble, RICHARDS!! Graydon Carter, no talent, will be out!
#MakeDOOMGreatAgain
#MakeDOOMGreatAgain
NO One will understand all of DOOM’s Perfect, Hysterical satire.
DOOM’s learned at @iowawriterswksp.bsky.social to write for DOOM’s perfect reader.
So DOOM writes for DOOM.
#DOOM #MakeDoomGreatAgain #amwriting
DOOM’s learned at @iowawriterswksp.bsky.social to write for DOOM’s perfect reader.
So DOOM writes for DOOM.
#DOOM #MakeDoomGreatAgain #amwriting
February 9, 2026 at 1:34 AM
NO One will understand all of DOOM’s Perfect, Hysterical satire.
DOOM’s learned at @iowawriterswksp.bsky.social to write for DOOM’s perfect reader.
So DOOM writes for DOOM.
#DOOM #MakeDoomGreatAgain #amwriting
DOOM’s learned at @iowawriterswksp.bsky.social to write for DOOM’s perfect reader.
So DOOM writes for DOOM.
#DOOM #MakeDoomGreatAgain #amwriting
DOOM doesn’t know much
About #FengShui. But if any can answer a QUICK Question for DOOM.
If a Nobel Piece Prize was over there, would it make DOOM’s fingers look longer?
#MakeDoomGreatAgain
#MakeDoomGreatAgainNow
About #FengShui. But if any can answer a QUICK Question for DOOM.
If a Nobel Piece Prize was over there, would it make DOOM’s fingers look longer?
#MakeDoomGreatAgain
#MakeDoomGreatAgainNow
February 9, 2026 at 12:23 AM
DOOM doesn’t know much
About #FengShui. But if any can answer a QUICK Question for DOOM.
If a Nobel Piece Prize was over there, would it make DOOM’s fingers look longer?
#MakeDoomGreatAgain
#MakeDoomGreatAgainNow
About #FengShui. But if any can answer a QUICK Question for DOOM.
If a Nobel Piece Prize was over there, would it make DOOM’s fingers look longer?
#MakeDoomGreatAgain
#MakeDoomGreatAgainNow
That’s two weeks of Avenging. It’s a very small number. Sounds like a lot of DOOM, but it’s a very small number, so we’re committed to $10 billion.
#doomsdayhasbegun #DOOM #doomsday #MakeDOOMGreatAgain #MaDGA! #MastersOfEvil
#doomsdayhasbegun #DOOM #doomsday #MakeDOOMGreatAgain #MaDGA! #MastersOfEvil
February 19, 2026 at 11:27 PM
That’s two weeks of Avenging. It’s a very small number. Sounds like a lot of DOOM, but it’s a very small number, so we’re committed to $10 billion.
#doomsdayhasbegun #DOOM #doomsday #MakeDOOMGreatAgain #MaDGA! #MastersOfEvil
#doomsdayhasbegun #DOOM #doomsday #MakeDOOMGreatAgain #MaDGA! #MastersOfEvil
Will be the Greatest Monument to DOOM ever built, now rising at the site of New DOOMstadt (formerly DC)— Fully paid for by Oligarch Patriot Donors. ZERO cost to our New Latverian (formerly US) Taxpayers!
#MakeDOOMGreatAgain #Ballroom #doomsday #doomsdayhasbegun
#MakeDOOMGreatAgain #Ballroom #doomsday #doomsdayhasbegun
February 19, 2026 at 6:05 AM
Will be the Greatest Monument to DOOM ever built, now rising at the site of New DOOMstadt (formerly DC)— Fully paid for by Oligarch Patriot Donors. ZERO cost to our New Latverian (formerly US) Taxpayers!
#MakeDOOMGreatAgain #Ballroom #doomsday #doomsdayhasbegun
#MakeDOOMGreatAgain #Ballroom #doomsday #doomsdayhasbegun
Dear @marvelstudiosusa.bsky.social
Considering your Cinematic Universe decided to only cast the 9th Top WorldWide Grossing Actor as DOOM in the upcoming biopic avengers DOOMsday, DOOM no longer feels an obligation to think Purely of Peace. :(
#DOOM #DOOMSDAY
#MakeDoomGreatAgain #NOW
Considering your Cinematic Universe decided to only cast the 9th Top WorldWide Grossing Actor as DOOM in the upcoming biopic avengers DOOMsday, DOOM no longer feels an obligation to think Purely of Peace. :(
#DOOM #DOOMSDAY
#MakeDoomGreatAgain #NOW
February 9, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Dear @marvelstudiosusa.bsky.social
Considering your Cinematic Universe decided to only cast the 9th Top WorldWide Grossing Actor as DOOM in the upcoming biopic avengers DOOMsday, DOOM no longer feels an obligation to think Purely of Peace. :(
#DOOM #DOOMSDAY
#MakeDoomGreatAgain #NOW
Considering your Cinematic Universe decided to only cast the 9th Top WorldWide Grossing Actor as DOOM in the upcoming biopic avengers DOOMsday, DOOM no longer feels an obligation to think Purely of Peace. :(
#DOOM #DOOMSDAY
#MakeDoomGreatAgain #NOW
Remember how long DOOM’s fingers used to be?
Many DOOMs were saying it, with big tears in their eyes, they said, “Sir, you have the most Proportionate fingers of any Fascy Despot on planet DOOM!
#DOOM #DOOMSDAY #MakeDoomGreatAgain
Many DOOMs were saying it, with big tears in their eyes, they said, “Sir, you have the most Proportionate fingers of any Fascy Despot on planet DOOM!
#DOOM #DOOMSDAY #MakeDoomGreatAgain
February 9, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Remember how long DOOM’s fingers used to be?
Many DOOMs were saying it, with big tears in their eyes, they said, “Sir, you have the most Proportionate fingers of any Fascy Despot on planet DOOM!
#DOOM #DOOMSDAY #MakeDoomGreatAgain
Many DOOMs were saying it, with big tears in their eyes, they said, “Sir, you have the most Proportionate fingers of any Fascy Despot on planet DOOM!
#DOOM #DOOMSDAY #MakeDoomGreatAgain
Dear NFL
Considering your Bowl decided not to name DOOM preemptive victor after DOOM soloED all SKYrat #Seahawks and the totally unpopular #patriots, DOOM no longer feels an obligation to think Purely of Peace. :(
#SuperBowl #SuperBowlLX
#MakeDoomGreatAgain #NOW
#EpsteinFiles
Considering your Bowl decided not to name DOOM preemptive victor after DOOM soloED all SKYrat #Seahawks and the totally unpopular #patriots, DOOM no longer feels an obligation to think Purely of Peace. :(
#SuperBowl #SuperBowlLX
#MakeDoomGreatAgain #NOW
#EpsteinFiles
February 9, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Dear NFL
Considering your Bowl decided not to name DOOM preemptive victor after DOOM soloED all SKYrat #Seahawks and the totally unpopular #patriots, DOOM no longer feels an obligation to think Purely of Peace. :(
#SuperBowl #SuperBowlLX
#MakeDoomGreatAgain #NOW
#EpsteinFiles
Considering your Bowl decided not to name DOOM preemptive victor after DOOM soloED all SKYrat #Seahawks and the totally unpopular #patriots, DOOM no longer feels an obligation to think Purely of Peace. :(
#SuperBowl #SuperBowlLX
#MakeDoomGreatAgain #NOW
#EpsteinFiles
Many are saying that Darth Vader is a Kirkland-brand DOOM. Big burly Wookiees with tears in their eyes, they come up to me and say: “Sir, have you ever noticed how Lord Vader is slightly shorter than DOOM?”
Yes.
DOOM has noticed.
#MakeDoomGreatAgain #Now #TallKing
Yes.
DOOM has noticed.
#MakeDoomGreatAgain #Now #TallKing
February 10, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Many are saying that Darth Vader is a Kirkland-brand DOOM. Big burly Wookiees with tears in their eyes, they come up to me and say: “Sir, have you ever noticed how Lord Vader is slightly shorter than DOOM?”
Yes.
DOOM has noticed.
#MakeDoomGreatAgain #Now #TallKing
Yes.
DOOM has noticed.
#MakeDoomGreatAgain #Now #TallKing
Thank you, Al Fred Nobel! DOOM won’t tell … DOOM forgot the guy’s Name So he’s probably a Looser unless he said he Liked Doom—I won’t tell that Anonymous Forgotten Clown that you gave DOOM a Noble Piece Prise with even DOOM’s name on it!
#MakeDoomGreatAgain #DOOM #DOOMSDAY
#MakeDoomGreatAgain #DOOM #DOOMSDAY
February 9, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Thank you, Al Fred Nobel! DOOM won’t tell … DOOM forgot the guy’s Name So he’s probably a Looser unless he said he Liked Doom—I won’t tell that Anonymous Forgotten Clown that you gave DOOM a Noble Piece Prise with even DOOM’s name on it!
#MakeDoomGreatAgain #DOOM #DOOMSDAY
#MakeDoomGreatAgain #DOOM #DOOMSDAY
As everyone knows, the Country of #Canada has treated Latveria very unfairly for decades. Now, things are turning around for the DOOM, and FAST! But imagine, Canada is building a massive bridge between Ontario and DOOMstadt. They own both the Canada and the Latveria side! #MakeDoomGreatAgain!
February 10, 2026 at 3:15 PM
As everyone knows, the Country of #Canada has treated Latveria very unfairly for decades. Now, things are turning around for the DOOM, and FAST! But imagine, Canada is building a massive bridge between Ontario and DOOMstadt. They own both the Canada and the Latveria side! #MakeDoomGreatAgain!