Here it is: my 2026 manifesto for the #Makerfield By-Election. Makerfield Great Again! #VoteBinface #MakeYourVoteCount
June 3, 2026 at 9:36 AM
Here it is: my 2026 manifesto for the #Makerfield By-Election. Makerfield Great Again! #VoteBinface #MakeYourVoteCount
Things that are making me laugh:
The Green Party have more members than the Tories.
I have more Bluesky and X followers than Zack Polanski.
#MakeYourVoteCount
The Green Party have more members than the Tories.
I have more Bluesky and X followers than Zack Polanski.
#MakeYourVoteCount
October 29, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Things that are making me laugh:
The Green Party have more members than the Tories.
I have more Bluesky and X followers than Zack Polanski.
#MakeYourVoteCount
The Green Party have more members than the Tories.
I have more Bluesky and X followers than Zack Polanski.
#MakeYourVoteCount
If you look around Clacton you'll see a few Reform signs posted in front gardens. But loads more people are proudly displaying bins!!! #VoteBinface #MakeYourVoteCount
August 5, 2026 at 10:51 AM
If you look around Clacton you'll see a few Reform signs posted in front gardens. But loads more people are proudly displaying bins!!! #VoteBinface #MakeYourVoteCount
Vote Count Binface for Mayor of London and I will rename the Overground lines, as follows... #VoteBinface #MakeYourVoteCount
February 15, 2024 at 9:25 AM
Vote Count Binface for Mayor of London and I will rename the Overground lines, as follows... #VoteBinface #MakeYourVoteCount
Hello Earth! I am proud to unveil the 2024 Count Binface general election manifesto, which I feel sure will be the most sensible manifesto published today. #MakeYourVoteCount #BindependenceDay
June 17, 2024 at 9:21 AM
Hello Earth! I am proud to unveil the 2024 Count Binface general election manifesto, which I feel sure will be the most sensible manifesto published today. #MakeYourVoteCount #BindependenceDay
Here it is: my 2024 manifesto to be Mayor of London. Can any other candidate beat this? Not a chance! #VoteBinface #MakeYourVoteCount #IchBinEinLondoner
April 8, 2024 at 10:51 AM
Here it is: my 2024 manifesto to be Mayor of London. Can any other candidate beat this? Not a chance! #VoteBinface #MakeYourVoteCount #IchBinEinLondoner
August 13, 2026 at 6:13 AM
August 13, 2026 at 10:31 AM
July 8, 2026 at 10:55 AM
A government that can afford a new lectern for each prime minister but can’t afford schools that don’t collapse on children’s heads needs to get in the bin.
#VoteBinface #MakeYourVoteCount
#VoteBinface #MakeYourVoteCount
September 1, 2023 at 11:34 AM
A government that can afford a new lectern for each prime minister but can’t afford schools that don’t collapse on children’s heads needs to get in the bin.
#VoteBinface #MakeYourVoteCount
#VoteBinface #MakeYourVoteCount
🚨COUNT BINFACE ON TV KLAXON!
Tonight, 11 April 6.30pm, BBC1 London News. Why? Because they legally have to. Ain’t democracy beautiful sometimes. Tune in and watch me launch the greatest manifesto Earth has ever seen since my last one. #MakeYourVoteCount
Tonight, 11 April 6.30pm, BBC1 London News. Why? Because they legally have to. Ain’t democracy beautiful sometimes. Tune in and watch me launch the greatest manifesto Earth has ever seen since my last one. #MakeYourVoteCount
April 11, 2024 at 12:57 PM
🚨COUNT BINFACE ON TV KLAXON!
Tonight, 11 April 6.30pm, BBC1 London News. Why? Because they legally have to. Ain’t democracy beautiful sometimes. Tune in and watch me launch the greatest manifesto Earth has ever seen since my last one. #MakeYourVoteCount
Tonight, 11 April 6.30pm, BBC1 London News. Why? Because they legally have to. Ain’t democracy beautiful sometimes. Tune in and watch me launch the greatest manifesto Earth has ever seen since my last one. #MakeYourVoteCount
COME ON, BINNY! #Clacton #MakeYourVoteCount
August 13, 2026 at 8:55 PM
COME ON, BINNY! #Clacton #MakeYourVoteCount
Could electoral lightning strike twice?
YouTube video by Count Binface
youtu.be
August 2, 2026 at 12:20 PM
Oxygene Pt 4 by Jean Michel Jarre just got played by @simonmayo.bsky.social on @greatesthitsuk.bsky.social , because it's no.207 in their new Top 500 countdown. Proof if proof be needed that the people who don't vote can cause massive repercussions just like the ones who do. #MakeYourVoteCount
October 29, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Oxygene Pt 4 by Jean Michel Jarre just got played by @simonmayo.bsky.social on @greatesthitsuk.bsky.social , because it's no.207 in their new Top 500 countdown. Proof if proof be needed that the people who don't vote can cause massive repercussions just like the ones who do. #MakeYourVoteCount
Nigel Farage faces questions over the funding of his Clacton house 👇
August 7, 2026 at 12:30 PM
July 31, 2026 at 7:41 AM
Your weekend reminder Nigel Farage wants to
- leave the ECHR
- repeal the Equality Act
- Strip back workers rights
- Lift restrictions on exploitative zero-hours contracts
- repeal the Renters’ Rights Act which abolishes “no fault evictions”
youtu.be/KxOQRt8PQys?...
- leave the ECHR
- repeal the Equality Act
- Strip back workers rights
- Lift restrictions on exploitative zero-hours contracts
- repeal the Renters’ Rights Act which abolishes “no fault evictions”
youtu.be/KxOQRt8PQys?...
If UK media actually explained Nigel Farage’s policies to the public no one would be supporting him
YouTube video by Peter Stefanovic
youtu.be
August 7, 2026 at 3:35 PM
On holiday, listened to this short Sunday Times podcast series on Posh George. Amazing stuff. The degree of deep and purposeful criminality in the US charge sheet of the convicted criminial surprised me. podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/p...
Posh George: The criminal behind Farage | Times Investigates
News Podcast · Series · Posh George: The criminal behind Farage is season 13 of Times Investigates - bringing you award-winning investigative and true crime podcasts from The Times and The Sunday Time...
podcasts.apple.com
August 7, 2026 at 2:09 PM
July 8, 2026 at 12:25 PM
I thoroughly enjoyed meeting the world's press: www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEsa...
Count Binface meets the world's press
YouTube video by Count Binface
www.youtube.com
August 13, 2026 at 6:25 AM
Good to see we’re all on the side of Hope not Hate in #Clacton!
#VoteBinface #MakeYourVoteCount
#TheArchers
#VoteBinface #MakeYourVoteCount
#TheArchers
Non Archers Censored Hashtags by Posters for Yesterdays posts for #TheArchers
August 13, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Good to see we’re all on the side of Hope not Hate in #Clacton!
#VoteBinface #MakeYourVoteCount
#TheArchers
#VoteBinface #MakeYourVoteCount
#TheArchers
"Count Binface joins us in the studio"
The hero we desperately need. Binface for PM! 😂
Sub-par jokes to one side, worth a watch.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=91YA...
The hero we desperately need. Binface for PM! 😂
Sub-par jokes to one side, worth a watch.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=91YA...
Count Binface on Newsnight
YouTube video by Nimrod Kamer
www.youtube.com
July 9, 2026 at 8:26 AM
Farage has neither the humour nor the intelligence to counter this, no matter how much of his £5m crypto bung he hands to someone to create it for him.
Clacton #MakeYourVoteCount(Binface)
Clacton #MakeYourVoteCount(Binface)
If I were Nigel Farage, I’d dip into that £5 million crypto gift just to fund a video that can compete with this! 🤣 HILARIOUS ⬇️
July 11, 2026 at 1:55 PM
Farage has neither the humour nor the intelligence to counter this, no matter how much of his £5m crypto bung he hands to someone to create it for him.
Clacton #MakeYourVoteCount(Binface)
Clacton #MakeYourVoteCount(Binface)
#CoyoteVsAcme - Guys, we have two missions this month. Get #Binface elected in #Clacton & Kick sand in #WarnerBrosAcme face & make this the biggest movie success of 2026!
August 4, 2026 at 4:23 PM