strategic malingering is such a good phrase.
January 31, 2025 at 9:50 PM
strategic malingering is such a good phrase.
Charlie Bucket's grandparents were a right set of malingering cunts.
June 5, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Charlie Bucket's grandparents were a right set of malingering cunts.
Do they have employment protections? Malingering until you get fired might be even better.
January 13, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Do they have employment protections? Malingering until you get fired might be even better.
Malingering - a word I just invented to describe this entirely new thing.
October 18, 2023 at 5:15 PM
Malingering - a word I just invented to describe this entirely new thing.
A generation of Eric Cartmans, not only reflexively defiant but perpetually malingering
January 1, 2025 at 1:10 AM
A generation of Eric Cartmans, not only reflexively defiant but perpetually malingering
If you actually jump, you weren't malingering being depressed.
A sailor who jumped off the USS Lincoln is 19, married with two kids, and is being charged by the Navy under UCMJ for “malingering” and absence without leave. Because we have completely lost the fucking plot.
Navy sailor who jumped off USS Lincoln faces disciplinary charges
The sailor on the USS Abraham Lincoln aircraft carrier who jumped overboard in an attempt to die by suicide has been charged with violations and could have his pay docked.
www.ms.now
August 27, 2026 at 2:51 AM
If you actually jump, you weren't malingering being depressed.
my wife keeps forbidding me from helping around the house just because I threw out my back. nice try. I will not be dishonorably discharged for malingering
November 9, 2025 at 7:03 PM
my wife keeps forbidding me from helping around the house just because I threw out my back. nice try. I will not be dishonorably discharged for malingering
MALINGERING RUTABAGA OMG
May 9, 2025 at 6:40 PM
MALINGERING RUTABAGA OMG
...what is the opposite of malingering because that is your actual problem
February 1, 2024 at 5:54 AM
...what is the opposite of malingering because that is your actual problem
Please learn from the enslaved people who perfected the art of strategic malingering.
How to delay. How to break tools and lose passwords.
How to subvert unlawful or cruel orders with foot dragging. How to convincingly feign incompetence and ignorance.
Bury them in paperwork.
How to delay. How to break tools and lose passwords.
How to subvert unlawful or cruel orders with foot dragging. How to convincingly feign incompetence and ignorance.
Bury them in paperwork.
January 31, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Please learn from the enslaved people who perfected the art of strategic malingering.
How to delay. How to break tools and lose passwords.
How to subvert unlawful or cruel orders with foot dragging. How to convincingly feign incompetence and ignorance.
Bury them in paperwork.
How to delay. How to break tools and lose passwords.
How to subvert unlawful or cruel orders with foot dragging. How to convincingly feign incompetence and ignorance.
Bury them in paperwork.
Yeah I thought one of my close college friends was now an invalid and continuing to decline because of long covid but now I realize she must be malingering.
September 22, 2026 at 12:57 PM
Yeah I thought one of my close college friends was now an invalid and continuing to decline because of long covid but now I realize she must be malingering.
Not to mention he’s such a malingering dumbass.
January 25, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Not to mention he’s such a malingering dumbass.
Motivational Techniques For Malingering Nincompoops
September 22, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Motivational Techniques For Malingering Nincompoops
I was threatened with malingering when I developed asthma.
September 24, 2026 at 12:39 PM
I was threatened with malingering when I developed asthma.
(scribbling note: “malingering… rutabaga.”) 😏
May 11, 2025 at 10:33 PM
(scribbling note: “malingering… rutabaga.”) 😏
There are a lot of us former combat vets who are absolutely furious with what's happening. We didn't wear the uniform, put our lives at risk, and strain our families to allow our beloved country to devolve into this under a draft-dodging, malingering, criminal
January 15, 2026 at 4:15 AM
There are a lot of us former combat vets who are absolutely furious with what's happening. We didn't wear the uniform, put our lives at risk, and strain our families to allow our beloved country to devolve into this under a draft-dodging, malingering, criminal
It's been 25 years and hardly anyone cares about 9/11 except the chattering classes looking to weaponize what's left of our malingering patriotism.
In 25 years, it'll be just another day.
In 25 years, it'll be just another day.
September 11, 2026 at 10:16 AM
It's been 25 years and hardly anyone cares about 9/11 except the chattering classes looking to weaponize what's left of our malingering patriotism.
In 25 years, it'll be just another day.
In 25 years, it'll be just another day.
Somewhere there’s a flat earther who thinks my jet lag issues are malingering
April 29, 2026 at 8:05 AM
Somewhere there’s a flat earther who thinks my jet lag issues are malingering
They charged him with malingering.
Did I understand correctly that he actually jumped? That's not malingering. He was violated by the conditions on that ship that he and so many others endured.
Wtf
Did I understand correctly that he actually jumped? That's not malingering. He was violated by the conditions on that ship that he and so many others endured.
Wtf
August 27, 2026 at 12:46 AM
They charged him with malingering.
Did I understand correctly that he actually jumped? That's not malingering. He was violated by the conditions on that ship that he and so many others endured.
Wtf
Did I understand correctly that he actually jumped? That's not malingering. He was violated by the conditions on that ship that he and so many others endured.
Wtf
the GOAT of malingering
I love this guy. Absolutely in love with going to the hospital.
December 28, 2025 at 1:32 AM
the GOAT of malingering
Townsends: The soldiers would go into the towns to procure rations, but this would often cause malingering.
Me, fat as fuck, sitting around in my underwear eating french fries: *knowingly shaking head* you can't have malingering in the army
Me, fat as fuck, sitting around in my underwear eating french fries: *knowingly shaking head* you can't have malingering in the army
July 19, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Townsends: The soldiers would go into the towns to procure rations, but this would often cause malingering.
Me, fat as fuck, sitting around in my underwear eating french fries: *knowingly shaking head* you can't have malingering in the army
Me, fat as fuck, sitting around in my underwear eating french fries: *knowingly shaking head* you can't have malingering in the army
NA League divisional champion, definitely our rep for the Malingering Fascist Olympics this go around
August 14, 2025 at 3:29 AM
NA League divisional champion, definitely our rep for the Malingering Fascist Olympics this go around
kind of insane it took a mass disabling pandemic for doctors to be like oh yeah ME/CFS is real and not just women being malingering hysterics lol :)
December 26, 2024 at 7:12 PM
kind of insane it took a mass disabling pandemic for doctors to be like oh yeah ME/CFS is real and not just women being malingering hysterics lol :)