#Malloc
Malloc is for pussies we are using 2MB stack in a single function
January 15, 2025 at 9:52 PM
malloc()
March 5, 2025 at 12:09 AM
🦋 is this a header-only library?
March 1, 2026 at 7:10 PM
This article by Nicolas Stefanski at Synacktiv provides a high quality technical overview of our hardened_malloc project used in GrapheneOS:

www.synacktiv.com/en/publicati...

It has great coverage of the memory layout, memory tagging integration, slab quarantines and allocation approach.
Exploring GrapheneOS secure allocator: Hardened Malloc
Exploring GrapheneOS secure allocator: Hardened Malloc
www.synacktiv.com
September 22, 2025 at 5:18 PM
malloc(3) America Great Again
January 25, 2025 at 5:21 PM
🦨WHO WOULD WIN
- C++ vector
- C malloc malloc malloc malloc malloc free free free free free
January 9, 2026 at 9:55 PM
she malloc on my free until i strcpy
April 24, 2024 at 11:56 PM
The holiday season wasn't kind to him, but he's still got it! 💪

🎨: @pandabeto.bsky.social

#furryart
January 29, 2026 at 7:47 PM
October 19, 2024 at 1:31 PM
Since I changed my mind and decided I wanted a digi suit, I ended up redoing Malloc and incorporated small changes I played with throughout the year. Say hello to Malloc v3! Changelog in replies.

Thank you so much to @blazekemono.bsky.social. You always do such great work.

#furryart #art
December 14, 2024 at 1:10 AM
one (1) memory block pls
July 7, 2024 at 1:35 PM
King Malloc II
September 20, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Let’s malloc like it’s 1990
January 25, 2025 at 10:57 AM
==73998== ERROR: libFuzzer: out-of-memory (malloc(2147483648))

ah, uh.
January 25, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Calling out @amethyst.page for writing the worst line of code of all time, what the fuck is this
July 31, 2025 at 8:33 PM
nix malloc
July 14, 2025 at 11:36 AM
malloc sounds like the name of an evil magician
October 28, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Arenabros are edging
ever closer to recreating malloc
December 25, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Got my CherryBox art 😍
Watercolor for Chi and badges for Braydie & Malloc 🙏

@braydiegulo.bsky.social 💛
@derg.io 💙

THANKS @garnetto.com 🍒📦
July 28, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Malloc and Guis, but in pixel form #pixelart
April 29, 2025 at 8:12 PM
so, uh, is it normal for your malloc to segfault?
April 11, 2026 at 2:26 AM
I’m implementing malloc here hahah
December 25, 2025 at 3:37 PM
do i write a pure C89 no-malloc websocket server to rb3enhanced... or do i not do that
May 8, 2026 at 8:15 PM
reminding everyone that worshipping malloc() is idolatry
March 10, 2025 at 9:58 PM