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December 30, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Florida’s move on vaccine mandates will lead to avoidable illnesses and deaths.
What Florida Is Doing To Vaccine Mandates Is Sick
Florida’s move on vaccine mandates will lead to avoidable illnesses and deaths.
www.forbes.com
September 5, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Florida’s move on vaccine mandates will lead to avoidable illnesses and deaths.
elderly council of wizards mandates child gential inspections.
Reuters: U.S. SUPREME COURT RULES IN FAVOR OF IDAHO, WEST VIRGINIA LAWS BANNING TRANSGENDER ATHLETES FROM PARTICIPATING ON FEMALE SPORTS TEAMS
June 30, 2026 at 2:03 PM
elderly council of wizards mandates child gential inspections.
RFK Jr. Mandates All Americans Drink Mysterious Glowing Liquid https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-mandates-all-americans-drink-mysterious-glowing-liquid/
February 13, 2026 at 10:00 PM
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I fear they’re coming for ALL school vaccine mandates next. Including measles, mumps and rubella.
February 15, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I fear they’re coming for ALL school vaccine mandates next. Including measles, mumps and rubella.
They wore yellow stars to complain about vaccine mandates
"Don't say forcing children into hiding to avoid being taken and sent to detention camps is like the Holocaust, that's degrading it," says party who historically calls letting pregnant people deciding whether or not they want to give birth a Holocaust.
January 28, 2026 at 5:52 PM
They wore yellow stars to complain about vaccine mandates
RFK Jr. Mandates All Americans Drink Mysterious Glowing Liquid
RFK Jr. Mandates All Americans Drink Mysterious Glowing Liquid
WASHINGTON—Claiming the luminous potion would make the nation strong and vigorous, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. issued an order Friday directing all Americans to drink a m...
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August 12, 2025 at 3:59 PM
RFK Jr. Mandates All Americans Drink Mysterious Glowing Liquid
ROGAN: “Most of them are just people that wanted a better life. But they have mandates now. And mandates get creepy, because people become numbers.”
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August 23, 2025 at 2:30 PM
ROGAN: “Most of them are just people that wanted a better life. But they have mandates now. And mandates get creepy, because people become numbers.”
(H/T @marcofoster.bsky.social )
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I think if a game mandates that you're about to lose in a cutscene you shouldn't have to win the fight first -R
September 28, 2026 at 12:27 AM
I think if a game mandates that you're about to lose in a cutscene you shouldn't have to win the fight first -R
When you look at his hands, you know his mandates are really not what he claims.
November 21, 2024 at 2:36 AM
When you look at his hands, you know his mandates are really not what he claims.
FOX: Do you agree with Florida ending all childhood vaccine mandates?
MEHMET OZ: I would definitely not have mandates for vaccinations
MEHMET OZ: I would definitely not have mandates for vaccinations
September 3, 2025 at 8:03 PM
FOX: Do you agree with Florida ending all childhood vaccine mandates?
MEHMET OZ: I would definitely not have mandates for vaccinations
MEHMET OZ: I would definitely not have mandates for vaccinations
It turns out a lot of return-to-office mandates were meant to make workers quit: Executives surveyed by Bamboo HR said they hoped return-to-office mandates would encourage "voluntary turnover"
It turns out a lot of return-to-office mandates were meant to make workers quit
Executives surveyed by Bamboo HR said they hoped return-to-office mandates would encourage "voluntary turnover"
qz.com
July 25, 2024 at 5:25 PM
It turns out a lot of return-to-office mandates were meant to make workers quit: Executives surveyed by Bamboo HR said they hoped return-to-office mandates would encourage "voluntary turnover"
mandates are when republicans
Folks bent over backwards to explain why neither Obama nor Biden had a mandate, and that was when Obama had an honest to God veto-proof majority, which seems like a quaint impossibility these days
September 17, 2026 at 5:51 PM
mandates are when republicans
This Is What RTO Mandates Have Taken From Us
June 13, 2026 at 6:32 PM
This Is What RTO Mandates Have Taken From Us
* VIRGINIA GOVERNOR SAYS STATE IS BANNING NON-DISCLOSURE AGREEMENTS FOR DATA CENTERS, REQUIRING STRICTER PERMITTING AND CLEAN ENERGY MANDATES FOR THE SERVER WAREHOUSES
@reuters.com
@reuters.com
September 18, 2026 at 3:28 PM
* VIRGINIA GOVERNOR SAYS STATE IS BANNING NON-DISCLOSURE AGREEMENTS FOR DATA CENTERS, REQUIRING STRICTER PERMITTING AND CLEAN ENERGY MANDATES FOR THE SERVER WAREHOUSES
@reuters.com
@reuters.com
Le experts mandatés par le gouvernement estiment que les pauvres n'ont pas besoin de voir.
Une mission de quatre experts, mandatée cet hiver par la ministre de la Santé, a rendu ses conclusions au sujet de l’articulation entre Sécurité sociale et organismes complémentaires de santé.
➡️ https://go.publicsenat.fr/Gde
➡️ https://go.publicsenat.fr/Gde
September 26, 2026 at 6:02 AM
Le experts mandatés par le gouvernement estiment que les pauvres n'ont pas besoin de voir.
New Federal Law Mandates Women Talk With Baby Voice
New Federal Law Mandates Women Talk With Baby Voice
WASHINGTON—In a decisive victory for longtime champions of the cause, congressional leaders announced Wednesday the passage of a new federal law mandating that all women talk with a baby voice. “Under...
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March 19, 2025 at 3:29 PM
New Federal Law Mandates Women Talk With Baby Voice
drifting around mandates
December 7, 2025 at 3:51 PM
drifting around mandates
Zohran Mamdani mandates NY City school children will read excerpts from the Koran.
July 23, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Zohran Mamdani mandates NY City school children will read excerpts from the Koran.
Trump Lawyer Tells NY Judge "Constitution Mandates Dismissal" of Trump's 34 Guilty Verdicts. The Trouble is - That is NOT TRUE! #JusticeMatters
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Trump Lawyer Tells NY Judge "Constitution Mandates Dismissal." But the Truth is: IT DOESN'T!
YouTube video by Glenn Kirschner
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November 21, 2024 at 2:02 AM
Trump Lawyer Tells NY Judge "Constitution Mandates Dismissal" of Trump's 34 Guilty Verdicts. The Trouble is - That is NOT TRUE! #JusticeMatters
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The ovulation tracking app, "Ovia", now mandates you identify what state you live in. Delete immediately and warn other women.
December 10, 2024 at 1:58 AM
The ovulation tracking app, "Ovia", now mandates you identify what state you live in. Delete immediately and warn other women.
Take Texas to court. You can't force your warped religious beliefs on another full stop,
Texas mandates Bible readings and Christian-infused curriculum in public schools.
www.salon.com/2026/06/27/t...
Texas mandates Bible readings and Christian-infused curriculum in public schools.
www.salon.com/2026/06/27/t...
Texas mandates Bible readings and Christian-infused curriculum in public schools - Salon.com
Education board decision fuels debate over where teaching about religion ends and religious instruction begins
www.salon.com
June 27, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Take Texas to court. You can't force your warped religious beliefs on another full stop,
Texas mandates Bible readings and Christian-infused curriculum in public schools.
www.salon.com/2026/06/27/t...
Texas mandates Bible readings and Christian-infused curriculum in public schools.
www.salon.com/2026/06/27/t...
The ovulation tracking app, "Ovia", now mandates you identify what state you live in. Delete immediately and warn anyone who might need to know.
December 10, 2024 at 3:55 AM
The ovulation tracking app, "Ovia", now mandates you identify what state you live in. Delete immediately and warn anyone who might need to know.