Does the #ManchurianCantaloupe have "a thing" for bearded men?
November 22, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Does the #ManchurianCantaloupe have "a thing" for bearded men?
Rejected New Yorker Cartoon 6/10
"Take me to your leader."
#illustration #cartoon #comic #comicstrip #newyorkercartoons #rejectednewyorkercartoons #drawing #MangoMussolini #CheetoBenito #ManchurianCantaloupe #DiaperDon
"Take me to your leader."
#illustration #cartoon #comic #comicstrip #newyorkercartoons #rejectednewyorkercartoons #drawing #MangoMussolini #CheetoBenito #ManchurianCantaloupe #DiaperDon
May 21, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Rejected New Yorker Cartoon 6/10
"Take me to your leader."
#illustration #cartoon #comic #comicstrip #newyorkercartoons #rejectednewyorkercartoons #drawing #MangoMussolini #CheetoBenito #ManchurianCantaloupe #DiaperDon
"Take me to your leader."
#illustration #cartoon #comic #comicstrip #newyorkercartoons #rejectednewyorkercartoons #drawing #MangoMussolini #CheetoBenito #ManchurianCantaloupe #DiaperDon
March 10, 2025 at 12:21 AM
The #ManchurianCantaloupe and his entire cabinet have got to go.
Treason is still a crime.
#25Amendment
#Resist
Treason is still a crime.
#25Amendment
#Resist
January 20, 2026 at 2:34 AM
The #ManchurianCantaloupe and his entire cabinet have got to go.
Treason is still a crime.
#25Amendment
#Resist
Treason is still a crime.
#25Amendment
#Resist
Most Americans are pragmatic not fascist. But we're prone to fads and herd mentality. Gov. Walz of MN has appealed *through* party, directly into the *majority* view: that we must remain a nation of laws, disagreement and warfare are not synonyms, and the #ManchurianCantaloupe is not a Republican.
January 26, 2026 at 1:59 PM
Most Americans are pragmatic not fascist. But we're prone to fads and herd mentality. Gov. Walz of MN has appealed *through* party, directly into the *majority* view: that we must remain a nation of laws, disagreement and warfare are not synonyms, and the #ManchurianCantaloupe is not a Republican.
The US Senate would confirm any member of the Duma to Secy Defense or CIA if the #ManchurianCantaloupe told them to.
March 29, 2025 at 7:41 AM
The US Senate would confirm any member of the Duma to Secy Defense or CIA if the #ManchurianCantaloupe told them to.
The country of Good Christians dropped the first nuclear bomb on Hiroshima on this day in history.
Three days later, repeated the massacre of civilians at Nagasaki.
My fellow Americans, are you really surprised by the #ManchurianCantaloupe and his millionaires of slaves?
Three days later, repeated the massacre of civilians at Nagasaki.
My fellow Americans, are you really surprised by the #ManchurianCantaloupe and his millionaires of slaves?
August 7, 2025 at 3:03 AM
The country of Good Christians dropped the first nuclear bomb on Hiroshima on this day in history.
Three days later, repeated the massacre of civilians at Nagasaki.
My fellow Americans, are you really surprised by the #ManchurianCantaloupe and his millionaires of slaves?
Three days later, repeated the massacre of civilians at Nagasaki.
My fellow Americans, are you really surprised by the #ManchurianCantaloupe and his millionaires of slaves?
There is nothing good that the #ManchurianCantaloupe won't try to destroy.
February 14, 2025 at 3:35 PM
There is nothing good that the #ManchurianCantaloupe won't try to destroy.
October 19, 2025 at 1:53 AM
What. The. Actual. Fuck.
Someone please make a report to Adult Protective Services…perhaps he is having multiple strokes or seizures (have you seen him “golf”?!?) or someone (cough* #PooTin #fElon *cough) is manipulating him.
#ManchurianCantaloupe
#ResistLaughWin
Someone please make a report to Adult Protective Services…perhaps he is having multiple strokes or seizures (have you seen him “golf”?!?) or someone (cough* #PooTin #fElon *cough) is manipulating him.
#ManchurianCantaloupe
#ResistLaughWin
April 6, 2025 at 12:41 PM
What. The. Actual. Fuck.
Someone please make a report to Adult Protective Services…perhaps he is having multiple strokes or seizures (have you seen him “golf”?!?) or someone (cough* #PooTin #fElon *cough) is manipulating him.
#ManchurianCantaloupe
#ResistLaughWin
Someone please make a report to Adult Protective Services…perhaps he is having multiple strokes or seizures (have you seen him “golf”?!?) or someone (cough* #PooTin #fElon *cough) is manipulating him.
#ManchurianCantaloupe
#ResistLaughWin
October 15, 2025 at 6:51 PM
January 28, 2025 at 3:54 PM
The witless #ManchurianCantaloupe having a battle of wits with unarmed Democrats...what could go wrong?
March 19, 2025 at 8:14 PM
The witless #ManchurianCantaloupe having a battle of wits with unarmed Democrats...what could go wrong?
Our world's oceans are so vast, it's terribly difficult to find even very large things in them.
How convenient of the #ManchurianCantaloupe to limit Russia's search zone for our nuclear submarines.
But we've arrested thousands of decent people gathering our food, simply to be mean.
Got great yet?
How convenient of the #ManchurianCantaloupe to limit Russia's search zone for our nuclear submarines.
But we've arrested thousands of decent people gathering our food, simply to be mean.
Got great yet?
August 4, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Our world's oceans are so vast, it's terribly difficult to find even very large things in them.
How convenient of the #ManchurianCantaloupe to limit Russia's search zone for our nuclear submarines.
But we've arrested thousands of decent people gathering our food, simply to be mean.
Got great yet?
How convenient of the #ManchurianCantaloupe to limit Russia's search zone for our nuclear submarines.
But we've arrested thousands of decent people gathering our food, simply to be mean.
Got great yet?
The #ManchurianCantaloupe acts like he's 4. The Veep about 11. Too much money is hazardous to their and everyone's health.
September 13, 2025 at 5:37 AM
The #ManchurianCantaloupe acts like he's 4. The Veep about 11. Too much money is hazardous to their and everyone's health.
Hey #SissySpaceX..
Even your pal Grok knows what you and the Manchurian Cantaloupe are up to...
#felon45 #project2025 #deportMusk #FrenchRevolution #ManchurianCantaloupe #PutinsPuppets #Grok3
Even your pal Grok knows what you and the Manchurian Cantaloupe are up to...
#felon45 #project2025 #deportMusk #FrenchRevolution #ManchurianCantaloupe #PutinsPuppets #Grok3
April 5, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Hey #SissySpaceX..
Even your pal Grok knows what you and the Manchurian Cantaloupe are up to...
#felon45 #project2025 #deportMusk #FrenchRevolution #ManchurianCantaloupe #PutinsPuppets #Grok3
Even your pal Grok knows what you and the Manchurian Cantaloupe are up to...
#felon45 #project2025 #deportMusk #FrenchRevolution #ManchurianCantaloupe #PutinsPuppets #Grok3
The #ManchurianCantaloupe can barely strongarm a Latino roofer. Only rhe EU can save global democracy. Ours is on the golf course, cheating.
None of this would have happened on any day if virtually anyone other than Donald Trump were president.
September 10, 2025 at 3:10 AM
The #ManchurianCantaloupe can barely strongarm a Latino roofer. Only rhe EU can save global democracy. Ours is on the golf course, cheating.
I thought it was a youngish @owenjones.bsky.social but I have no idea who or what is the #ManchurianCantaloupe or how/why @bsky.app showed me the post
September 9, 2026 at 6:44 AM
I thought it was a youngish @owenjones.bsky.social but I have no idea who or what is the #ManchurianCantaloupe or how/why @bsky.app showed me the post
Strategy:
1. Count how many redacted name instances.
2. Insert the #ManchurianCantaloupe 's name in every position.
3. THEN, delete its name in every instance save one.
THAT ONE is damning enough to impeach and imprison it.
#JustOne
1. Count how many redacted name instances.
2. Insert the #ManchurianCantaloupe 's name in every position.
3. THEN, delete its name in every instance save one.
THAT ONE is damning enough to impeach and imprison it.
#JustOne
December 1, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Strategy:
1. Count how many redacted name instances.
2. Insert the #ManchurianCantaloupe 's name in every position.
3. THEN, delete its name in every instance save one.
THAT ONE is damning enough to impeach and imprison it.
#JustOne
1. Count how many redacted name instances.
2. Insert the #ManchurianCantaloupe 's name in every position.
3. THEN, delete its name in every instance save one.
THAT ONE is damning enough to impeach and imprison it.
#JustOne
39 million Americans.
If they all voted, that would be about 20m #ManchurianCantaloupe voters.
You want smaller government? You got it, babycakes. And a shorter, more miserable life to celebrate it.
Careful what you wish for.
If they all voted, that would be about 20m #ManchurianCantaloupe voters.
You want smaller government? You got it, babycakes. And a shorter, more miserable life to celebrate it.
Careful what you wish for.
A new KFF study reports: 24 million Americans will see their health care premiums under the Affordable Care Act DOUBLE.
Further, 15 million people will be thrown off their health care entirely.
Unacceptable. We can’t subject millions of Americans to this unnecessary suffering.
Further, 15 million people will be thrown off their health care entirely.
Unacceptable. We can’t subject millions of Americans to this unnecessary suffering.
October 2, 2025 at 6:13 PM
39 million Americans.
If they all voted, that would be about 20m #ManchurianCantaloupe voters.
You want smaller government? You got it, babycakes. And a shorter, more miserable life to celebrate it.
Careful what you wish for.
If they all voted, that would be about 20m #ManchurianCantaloupe voters.
You want smaller government? You got it, babycakes. And a shorter, more miserable life to celebrate it.
Careful what you wish for.
A real President putting the #ManchurianCantaloupe in his proper place in the world.
The EU is in its ascendance. US, USSR, China are fadeaways, run by sick old men, deaf to their citizens, creating agony in the world.
Be the change.
The EU is in its ascendance. US, USSR, China are fadeaways, run by sick old men, deaf to their citizens, creating agony in the world.
Be the change.
August 19, 2025 at 12:21 PM
A real President putting the #ManchurianCantaloupe in his proper place in the world.
The EU is in its ascendance. US, USSR, China are fadeaways, run by sick old men, deaf to their citizens, creating agony in the world.
Be the change.
The EU is in its ascendance. US, USSR, China are fadeaways, run by sick old men, deaf to their citizens, creating agony in the world.
Be the change.
Mr. Trump, not Mr. Biden was POTUS on that day. Anyone can search for news reports that describe the #ManchurianCantaloupe watching the unfolding events.
Mr.Biden was sworn into the office on 20 Jan 21.
Mr.Biden was sworn into the office on 20 Jan 21.
October 12, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Mr. Trump, not Mr. Biden was POTUS on that day. Anyone can search for news reports that describe the #ManchurianCantaloupe watching the unfolding events.
Mr.Biden was sworn into the office on 20 Jan 21.
Mr.Biden was sworn into the office on 20 Jan 21.
When does the #ManchurianCantaloupe invade Utah with ICE, FBI, and National Guard from Ohio, Louisiana, and Maine?
The good citizens of Utah deserve the same "so much winning" as Chicago, LA, and Georgia, don't they?
Well?
Question: are LDS folk fer MAGA or agin it?
The good citizens of Utah deserve the same "so much winning" as Chicago, LA, and Georgia, don't they?
Well?
Question: are LDS folk fer MAGA or agin it?
September 13, 2025 at 12:16 AM
When does the #ManchurianCantaloupe invade Utah with ICE, FBI, and National Guard from Ohio, Louisiana, and Maine?
The good citizens of Utah deserve the same "so much winning" as Chicago, LA, and Georgia, don't they?
Well?
Question: are LDS folk fer MAGA or agin it?
The good citizens of Utah deserve the same "so much winning" as Chicago, LA, and Georgia, don't they?
Well?
Question: are LDS folk fer MAGA or agin it?
Hear, hear!
Good people base their votes on their personal networks, notvon pundits or ads. Those tranches are for the addled and the foolish.
Elections are won by one-on-one trust rships. After the #ManchurianCantaloupe no one's orientation is going to matter to most voters.
Good people base their votes on their personal networks, notvon pundits or ads. Those tranches are for the addled and the foolish.
Elections are won by one-on-one trust rships. After the #ManchurianCantaloupe no one's orientation is going to matter to most voters.
March 13, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Hear, hear!
Good people base their votes on their personal networks, notvon pundits or ads. Those tranches are for the addled and the foolish.
Elections are won by one-on-one trust rships. After the #ManchurianCantaloupe no one's orientation is going to matter to most voters.
Good people base their votes on their personal networks, notvon pundits or ads. Those tranches are for the addled and the foolish.
Elections are won by one-on-one trust rships. After the #ManchurianCantaloupe no one's orientation is going to matter to most voters.
I remember playing with my neighbors' cats. Scratching their heads, ducking a bite or a scratch. Today, I hold images of cats in my virtual hand. It feels the same as holding a picture of the #ManchurianCantaloupe on the same device using the same hand.
Are we winning yet? Virtually? At all?
Are we winning yet? Virtually? At all?
March 2, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I remember playing with my neighbors' cats. Scratching their heads, ducking a bite or a scratch. Today, I hold images of cats in my virtual hand. It feels the same as holding a picture of the #ManchurianCantaloupe on the same device using the same hand.
Are we winning yet? Virtually? At all?
Are we winning yet? Virtually? At all?