It should be mandated universally.
October 12, 2026 at 12:29 AM
It should be mandated universally.
Legally mandated sanic pose
September 10, 2024 at 11:48 PM
Legally mandated sanic pose
Sabrina Carpenter Undergoes State-Mandated Lobotomy To Cure Nymphomania
Sabrina Carpenter Undergoes State-Mandated Lobotomy To Cure Nymphomania
LOS ANGELES—Confirming that doctors had performed the procedure successfully, sources reported Friday that Sabrina Carpenter had undergone a state-mandated lobotomy to cure her medically diagnosed nym...
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June 20, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Sabrina Carpenter Undergoes State-Mandated Lobotomy To Cure Nymphomania
Mandated tmilf stench alts
January 22, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Mandated tmilf stench alts
Your state-mandated military fag-slop, sir
July 8, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Your state-mandated military fag-slop, sir
Sabrina Carpenter Undergoes State-Mandated Lobotomy To Cure Nymphomania https://theonion.com/sabrina-carpenter-undergoes-state-mandated-lobotomy-to-cure-nymphomania/
December 23, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Sabrina Carpenter Undergoes State-Mandated Lobotomy To Cure Nymphomania https://theonion.com/sabrina-carpenter-undergoes-state-mandated-lobotomy-to-cure-nymphomania/
Government mandated fursona has been assigned to David Lynch
June 27, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Government mandated fursona has been assigned to David Lynch
I would prefer protection from predatory pricing and mandated easy refunds, thanks!
Duffy on what he's doing to improve the airport experience for travelers: "Maybe I want a workout area where people might get some blood flowing doing some pull ups or step ups in the airport."
December 8, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I would prefer protection from predatory pricing and mandated easy refunds, thanks!
again: i shouldn’t be legally mandated to pay for the bbc.
Bethany wore a “Protect The Dolls” t-shirt during rehearsals. The BBC posted it on their socials then quietly deleted and reposted it without showing her from the front. On TV last night they actually blurred the message #Strictly
October 11, 2026 at 7:54 AM
again: i shouldn’t be legally mandated to pay for the bbc.
Guild-mandated uniform for ALL palicos
March 7, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Guild-mandated uniform for ALL palicos
state mandated sex dungeon
October 26, 2024 at 5:50 PM
state mandated sex dungeon
it's tough because god has mandated that democrats can't do their own messaging
3. Gillibrand is right—Republicans plan on making it very, very painful for Democrats if there is a shutdown, and Gillibrand is now overseeing the DSCC, which means she’s responsible for all the Senate Democratic candidates running in this cycle.
March 13, 2025 at 7:45 PM
it's tough because god has mandated that democrats can't do their own messaging
Office-mandated snack breaks.
Office-mandated lunch meetings.
Office-mandated waistline minimums.
Office-mandated appetite stimulants.
Office-mandated XXL-branded uniforms that you MUST fit.
Office-mandated lunch meetings.
Office-mandated waistline minimums.
Office-mandated appetite stimulants.
Office-mandated XXL-branded uniforms that you MUST fit.
December 10, 2024 at 2:42 PM
Office-mandated snack breaks.
Office-mandated lunch meetings.
Office-mandated waistline minimums.
Office-mandated appetite stimulants.
Office-mandated XXL-branded uniforms that you MUST fit.
Office-mandated lunch meetings.
Office-mandated waistline minimums.
Office-mandated appetite stimulants.
Office-mandated XXL-branded uniforms that you MUST fit.
state-mandated obesity
January 19, 2025 at 5:31 PM
state-mandated obesity
Hello! Your Government Mandated Landm- I mean GF has arrived!
March 17, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Hello! Your Government Mandated Landm- I mean GF has arrived!
(Therapeutic) Sinclaire Sunday.
.... probably court mandated.
.... probably court mandated.
April 15, 2024 at 12:21 AM
(Therapeutic) Sinclaire Sunday.
.... probably court mandated.
.... probably court mandated.
And now our government mandated PSA
January 19, 2026 at 10:54 AM
And now our government mandated PSA
Explicit policies of forcible detransition and mandated conversion therapy are beginning in the US.
The FL Department of Corrections is attempting to "reverse" the gender identity of transgender people in its custody, referring to trans identities as "short-term delusions" and withholding hormone therapy. Reviving psychiatric theories of the 1950s, they blame trans identities on "childhood trauma"
December 10, 2024 at 3:56 PM
Explicit policies of forcible detransition and mandated conversion therapy are beginning in the US.
Good riddance.
People Cheer Resignation Of MAGA Official Who Mandated Charlie Kirk Student Organizations In Schools
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September 26, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Good riddance.
when you go on a plane it's actually mandated by law that you must pull out your boner for a picture in the restroom
August 11, 2026 at 10:33 PM
when you go on a plane it's actually mandated by law that you must pull out your boner for a picture in the restroom
Cornell University has announced that the Cornell Seven will not be allowed to use AI to write their University-mandated rape apology essays.
October 5, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Cornell University has announced that the Cornell Seven will not be allowed to use AI to write their University-mandated rape apology essays.
Update: HR mandated pool time to cool things down.
December 22, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Update: HR mandated pool time to cool things down.
tech board seat mandated bill burr
October 10, 2026 at 4:03 AM
tech board seat mandated bill burr
mandated attire for the prince of monsterkind
June 20, 2026 at 6:44 PM
mandated attire for the prince of monsterkind