May 24, 2024 at 11:23 PM
Mr. Rabbit: I think you look like a fine mailman.
Gretel: I'd say what I think I look like, except there's a child present.
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Gretel: I'd say what I think I look like, except there's a child present.
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June 30, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Mr. Rabbit: I think you look like a fine mailman.
Gretel: I'd say what I think I look like, except there's a child present.
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Gretel: I'd say what I think I look like, except there's a child present.
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July 6, 2026 at 4:42 PM
July 13, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Gretel: I'd like to sell my gear. I'm guessing it'll be 50 Gold total at least?
Mr. Rabbit: I'm a mailman, not a merchant.
Gretel: How much for postage then? 'Cause I think I just shipped away my dignity.
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Mr. Rabbit: I'm a mailman, not a merchant.
Gretel: How much for postage then? 'Cause I think I just shipped away my dignity.
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June 29, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Gretel: I'd like to sell my gear. I'm guessing it'll be 50 Gold total at least?
Mr. Rabbit: I'm a mailman, not a merchant.
Gretel: How much for postage then? 'Cause I think I just shipped away my dignity.
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Mr. Rabbit: I'm a mailman, not a merchant.
Gretel: How much for postage then? 'Cause I think I just shipped away my dignity.
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Fanny: The horror! The absolute horror! I see some of Stephanie Meyer's books on that shelf!
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November 6, 2024 at 6:17 PM
Fanny: The horror! The absolute horror! I see some of Stephanie Meyer's books on that shelf!
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Mrs. Fox: Oh great! more letters from my sister-in-law! I thought I told Frederick to fake our address to her!
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July 2, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Mrs. Fox: Oh great! more letters from my sister-in-law! I thought I told Frederick to fake our address to her!
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Fanny: Find anything?
Patty: There's a pretty big skeleton with the name tag "Packbat". Sound familiar to anyone?
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Patty: There's a pretty big skeleton with the name tag "Packbat". Sound familiar to anyone?
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November 6, 2024 at 5:30 PM
Fanny: Find anything?
Patty: There's a pretty big skeleton with the name tag "Packbat". Sound familiar to anyone?
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Patty: There's a pretty big skeleton with the name tag "Packbat". Sound familiar to anyone?
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Mr. Kangeroo: You okay, honey?
Mrs. Kangeroo: More than okay. recovering from giving birth has allowed me to reunite with an old friend; Cabernet Sauvignon!
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Mrs. Kangeroo: More than okay. recovering from giving birth has allowed me to reunite with an old friend; Cabernet Sauvignon!
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December 27, 2024 at 3:15 PM
Mr. Kangeroo: You okay, honey?
Mrs. Kangeroo: More than okay. recovering from giving birth has allowed me to reunite with an old friend; Cabernet Sauvignon!
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Mrs. Kangeroo: More than okay. recovering from giving birth has allowed me to reunite with an old friend; Cabernet Sauvignon!
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Gretel: Just this one last letter and my workday's over! yay!
Mr. Otter: *sighs* and it's still not a love letter from Gretel Sempai. One day that handsome wolf will be mine!
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Mr. Otter: *sighs* and it's still not a love letter from Gretel Sempai. One day that handsome wolf will be mine!
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July 4, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Gretel: Just this one last letter and my workday's over! yay!
Mr. Otter: *sighs* and it's still not a love letter from Gretel Sempai. One day that handsome wolf will be mine!
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Mr. Otter: *sighs* and it's still not a love letter from Gretel Sempai. One day that handsome wolf will be mine!
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June 30, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Danny: I'm a dog who fell through a chimney, does this mean I'm the next Santa Paws?
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November 8, 2024 at 6:33 PM
Danny: I'm a dog who fell through a chimney, does this mean I'm the next Santa Paws?
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Mrs. Fox: Oh Officer! it was horrible! absolutely horrible.
Officer Bulldog: Let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll?
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Officer Bulldog: Let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll?
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November 6, 2024 at 5:22 PM
Mrs. Fox: Oh Officer! it was horrible! absolutely horrible.
Officer Bulldog: Let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll?
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Officer Bulldog: Let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll?
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December 31, 2024 at 6:16 PM
Officer Bulldog: Don't you find it suspicious that there's nothing suspicious around here?
Mr. Kangaroo: Has anyone ever told you that line makes no sense?
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Mr. Kangaroo: Has anyone ever told you that line makes no sense?
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December 31, 2024 at 5:07 PM
Officer Bulldog: Don't you find it suspicious that there's nothing suspicious around here?
Mr. Kangaroo: Has anyone ever told you that line makes no sense?
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Mr. Kangaroo: Has anyone ever told you that line makes no sense?
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Mayor Lion: Welcome to Maple Town's first state-funded arcade! Here we have pinball, air hockey, and Polybius!
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December 27, 2024 at 2:53 PM
Mayor Lion: Welcome to Maple Town's first state-funded arcade! Here we have pinball, air hockey, and Polybius!
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Gretel: Ahhh... this infiltration has given me the best day of my life. I'm sure absolutely nothing will happen to screw me out of this racket.
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December 30, 2024 at 9:12 PM
Gretel: Ahhh... this infiltration has given me the best day of my life. I'm sure absolutely nothing will happen to screw me out of this racket.
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Wolf Fortune Teller: I see an extremely salty chef sneaking into your restaurant in disguise to investigate for health code violations.
Mrs. Pig: Good grief, you lose one star because Danny Dog had an allergic reaction to peanut oil and no one will let you forget it.
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Mrs. Pig: Good grief, you lose one star because Danny Dog had an allergic reaction to peanut oil and no one will let you forget it.
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August 30, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Wolf Fortune Teller: I see an extremely salty chef sneaking into your restaurant in disguise to investigate for health code violations.
Mrs. Pig: Good grief, you lose one star because Danny Dog had an allergic reaction to peanut oil and no one will let you forget it.
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Mrs. Pig: Good grief, you lose one star because Danny Dog had an allergic reaction to peanut oil and no one will let you forget it.
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Gretel: Huh, I didn't know Santa sends reply letters. Must be what happens when you write to him on March.
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July 1, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Gretel: Huh, I didn't know Santa sends reply letters. Must be what happens when you write to him on March.
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Mrs. Fox: May I ask what's in your bag?
Wolf Fortune Teller: Just the usual tools of the trade, crystal ball, tarot cards, tea leaves, bones for throwing and chewing. You get the picture.
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Wolf Fortune Teller: Just the usual tools of the trade, crystal ball, tarot cards, tea leaves, bones for throwing and chewing. You get the picture.
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July 31, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Mrs. Fox: May I ask what's in your bag?
Wolf Fortune Teller: Just the usual tools of the trade, crystal ball, tarot cards, tea leaves, bones for throwing and chewing. You get the picture.
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Wolf Fortune Teller: Just the usual tools of the trade, crystal ball, tarot cards, tea leaves, bones for throwing and chewing. You get the picture.
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Bobby: Oh crap! She's swimming after us! and she's gaining!
Sofia: You think you can escape me? You three are in for a sore awakening.
Mikey: We need an adult!
Sofia: I AM an adult!
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Sofia: You think you can escape me? You three are in for a sore awakening.
Mikey: We need an adult!
Sofia: I AM an adult!
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May 31, 2024 at 3:54 PM
Bobby: Oh crap! She's swimming after us! and she's gaining!
Sofia: You think you can escape me? You three are in for a sore awakening.
Mikey: We need an adult!
Sofia: I AM an adult!
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Sofia: You think you can escape me? You three are in for a sore awakening.
Mikey: We need an adult!
Sofia: I AM an adult!
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Mayor Lion: Congratulations! You won a dream vacation!
Mrs. Rabbit: Giving us junk mail? seriously? That's literally my husband's job!
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(Yep! I'm back with this!)
Mrs. Rabbit: Giving us junk mail? seriously? That's literally my husband's job!
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(Yep! I'm back with this!)
June 27, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Mayor Lion: Congratulations! You won a dream vacation!
Mrs. Rabbit: Giving us junk mail? seriously? That's literally my husband's job!
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(Yep! I'm back with this!)
Mrs. Rabbit: Giving us junk mail? seriously? That's literally my husband's job!
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(Yep! I'm back with this!)
Wolf Fortune Teller: I see... your husband cheating on you and secretly sleeping with Mrs. Rabbit every other Friday.
Mrs. Fox: I knew it! he beat me right to the punch! I wanted a piece of that cotton-tailed butt!
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Mrs. Fox: I knew it! he beat me right to the punch! I wanted a piece of that cotton-tailed butt!
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August 4, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Wolf Fortune Teller: I see... your husband cheating on you and secretly sleeping with Mrs. Rabbit every other Friday.
Mrs. Fox: I knew it! he beat me right to the punch! I wanted a piece of that cotton-tailed butt!
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Mrs. Fox: I knew it! he beat me right to the punch! I wanted a piece of that cotton-tailed butt!
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Junichi: Uh, we might have an awkward situation. That bear kid, Bobby? a crab stole his trunks.
Sofia: Sooner than I expected, I should give that crab a raise.
Junichi: What?
Sofia: Nothing!
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Sofia: Sooner than I expected, I should give that crab a raise.
Junichi: What?
Sofia: Nothing!
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May 17, 2024 at 2:46 PM
Junichi: Uh, we might have an awkward situation. That bear kid, Bobby? a crab stole his trunks.
Sofia: Sooner than I expected, I should give that crab a raise.
Junichi: What?
Sofia: Nothing!
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Sofia: Sooner than I expected, I should give that crab a raise.
Junichi: What?
Sofia: Nothing!
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Patty: We're kings and queen of the world!
Bobby: Almost makes me forget how an hour ago I had to fight a crab to regain my modesty.
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Bobby: Almost makes me forget how an hour ago I had to fight a crab to regain my modesty.
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May 20, 2024 at 6:01 PM
Patty: We're kings and queen of the world!
Bobby: Almost makes me forget how an hour ago I had to fight a crab to regain my modesty.
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Bobby: Almost makes me forget how an hour ago I had to fight a crab to regain my modesty.
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