how I approach games now, seems relevant with marathons announcement
April 13, 2025 at 7:35 PM
how I approach games now, seems relevant with marathons announcement
*Marathons his pouches*
November 4, 2025 at 12:00 AM
*Marathons his pouches*
Leslie Jones can’t take men's podcasts, synthetic girlfriends, and masturbation marathons anymore
April 13, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Leslie Jones can’t take men's podcasts, synthetic girlfriends, and masturbation marathons anymore
bitch, my mum still calls snickers "marathons", nobody's gonna call it by your special new name
September 29, 2026 at 8:23 PM
bitch, my mum still calls snickers "marathons", nobody's gonna call it by your special new name
You need to take a break during 90s slasher marathons (part 1)
September 29, 2026 at 10:12 PM
You need to take a break during 90s slasher marathons (part 1)
Son and daughter just finished their first marathons! Fun times, proud parent. :)
October 5, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Son and daughter just finished their first marathons! Fun times, proud parent. :)
Streets are for marathons.
November 3, 2024 at 6:32 PM
Streets are for marathons.
Finally getting round to celebrating the two half marathons I just finished #beeroclock #imperialstout #tartarusbeers
May 30, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Finally getting round to celebrating the two half marathons I just finished #beeroclock #imperialstout #tartarusbeers
Ultramarathons being a Group 1 carcinogen would be so freaking weird. www.nytimes.com/2025/08/19/h...
Are Marathons and Extreme Running Linked to Colon Cancer?
www.nytimes.com
September 10, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Ultramarathons being a Group 1 carcinogen would be so freaking weird. www.nytimes.com/2025/08/19/h...
37% increase in cardiac arrest in marathons since the pandemic
April 8, 2025 at 3:09 PM
37% increase in cardiac arrest in marathons since the pandemic
Oh, thank god it was about marathons.
July 16, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Oh, thank god it was about marathons.
In a piece about Cofnas' resignation the BBC continue to push the line that 30 marathons in 35 days was still just a "claim"
"Questions were also asked about Arday's claims that he ran 30 marathons in 35 days"
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"Questions were also asked about Arday's claims that he ran 30 marathons in 35 days"
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August 22, 2026 at 11:23 AM
In a piece about Cofnas' resignation the BBC continue to push the line that 30 marathons in 35 days was still just a "claim"
"Questions were also asked about Arday's claims that he ran 30 marathons in 35 days"
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"Questions were also asked about Arday's claims that he ran 30 marathons in 35 days"
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We've had the ability to watch, say, Counterstrike marathons, Street Fighter tournaments, or chess matches between computers since the 90s. Spectacles which, by their very definition, would be at a "higher standard" than human play. And nobody wants it. It's entirely meaningless. It has no appeal.
September 30, 2026 at 12:38 PM
We've had the ability to watch, say, Counterstrike marathons, Street Fighter tournaments, or chess matches between computers since the 90s. Spectacles which, by their very definition, would be at a "higher standard" than human play. And nobody wants it. It's entirely meaningless. It has no appeal.
"Nobody has done more to defeat Marathons than me," said Snickers in a hushed press conference.
"Nobody over the last quarter of a century has done more to defeat the genuine, intolerant, abhorrent, extreme, far-right than me," says Nigel Farage, as he announces plans for the mass deportation of hundreds of thousands of people and a visa ban on anyone coming from six Muslim-majority countries
February 23, 2026 at 12:27 PM
"Nobody has done more to defeat Marathons than me," said Snickers in a hushed press conference.
done running marathons forever (I will be signed up for another by the end of the week)
December 10, 2024 at 11:43 PM
done running marathons forever (I will be signed up for another by the end of the week)
"does anyone have any non-woke alternatives" they asked of major marathons all raising money for charity
July 15, 2025 at 5:23 PM
"does anyone have any non-woke alternatives" they asked of major marathons all raising money for charity
the speed increase in marathons is wild
also in other marathon news, congrats to this guy who had a decent college cross-country career and now works in a shoe store who signed up for his local marathon in Toledo, Ohio and ran the 4th-fastest American marathon ever
‘Oh My God’: Vinny Mauri Ran His First Marathon—and Became the 4th-Fastest American Marathoner Ever!
How a 25-year-old amateur without a coach or shoe deal shocked the world with a 2:05:54 finish at the Glass City Marathon in Toledo, Ohio.
www.runnersworld.com
April 27, 2026 at 8:06 PM
the speed increase in marathons is wild