Daily Simpsons quote.
Homer: Now, kids, while your mother's gone, I don't want to have to wash any dishes, so from now on, drink straight from the faucet or milk carton, and we'll eat while standing over the sink or toilet.
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Daily Simpsons quote.
Dr. Nick: Order now and you'll also get Sun 'n' Run, the suntan lotion that's also a laxative!
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Daily Simpsons quote.
Marge: Knock, knock. I'm Marge Simpson, your new cellmate.
Phillips: I'm Phillips. They called me that because I killed my husband with a Phillips-head screwdriver.
#thesimpsons #MargeinChains #marge #phillips

Daily Simpsons quote.
Bart: Who's gonna change Maggie?
Homer: We're going to let her roam free in the backyard and nature will take its course.
#thesimpsons #MargeinChains #bart #homer

Daily Simpsons quote.
(Lionel Hutz tries to give Judge Snyder a fake verdict)
Judge Snyder: This verdict is written on a cocktail napkin. And it still says "guilty." And "guilty" is spelled wrong!
#thesimpsons #MargeinChains #judgesnyder

Daily Simpsons quote.
Bart: Mr Hutz, when I grow up, I wanna be a lawyer just like you.
Lionel Hutz: Good for you, son. If there's one thing America needs, it's more lawyers. Could you imagine a world without lawyers?
#thesimpsons #MargeinChains #bart #lionelhutz

Daily Simpsons quote.
Chief Wiggum: All right, come out with your hands up, two cups of coffee, an auto freshener that says 'Capricorn', and something with coconut on it!
#thesimpsons #MargeinChains #chiefwiggum

Daily Simpsons quote.
Flanders: Oh, the network slogan is true. Watch Fox and be damned for all eternity.
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Daily Simpsons quote.
Homer: Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation.
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Daily Simpsons quote.
Homer: Apu, I'd like you to drop the charges against my wife.
Apu: No offense, but we're putting that bitch on ice!
#thesimpsons #MargeinChains #homer #apu