Marines Raise American Flag Outside Cell Phone Store After Defeating Skateboarding Teenagers
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June 12, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Marines Raise American Flag Outside Cell Phone Store After Defeating Skateboarding Teenagers
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We love our Marines and owe a debt of gratitude to Camp Pendleton, but next time, the Vice President and the White House shouldn’t be so reckless with people’s lives for their vanity projects.
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Artillery Shell Detonated Over Interstate 5 During Marines’ Celebration, California Officials Say
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October 19, 2025 at 10:09 PM
We love our Marines and owe a debt of gratitude to Camp Pendleton, but next time, the Vice President and the White House shouldn’t be so reckless with people’s lives for their vanity projects.
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Now I see why they only let Vance write press releases in the Marines.
April 14, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Now I see why they only let Vance write press releases in the Marines.
revacholian space marines
December 6, 2025 at 7:19 PM
revacholian space marines
eh this actually is just marines being marines. it's not, like, a decade-long Nazi tattoo.
May 19, 2026 at 8:49 PM
eh this actually is just marines being marines. it's not, like, a decade-long Nazi tattoo.
oh no it's space marines, they're trying to do space marines
July 18, 2026 at 2:52 AM
oh no it's space marines, they're trying to do space marines
BOUT DAMN TIME:
Judge Ends Deportation Case for Mexican Father of 3 U.S. Marines
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February 12, 2026 at 10:45 PM
BOUT DAMN TIME:
Commandant of the Marine Corps to famously declare: "The Negro Marines are no longer on trial. They are Marines, period."
Saipan — June–July 1944:
Montford Point Marines move ammunition under fire, haul supplies across beaches, and evacuate wounded Marines while (cont)
Saipan — June–July 1944:
Montford Point Marines move ammunition under fire, haul supplies across beaches, and evacuate wounded Marines while (cont)
July 19, 2026 at 10:00 AM
Commandant of the Marine Corps to famously declare: "The Negro Marines are no longer on trial. They are Marines, period."
Saipan — June–July 1944:
Montford Point Marines move ammunition under fire, haul supplies across beaches, and evacuate wounded Marines while (cont)
Saipan — June–July 1944:
Montford Point Marines move ammunition under fire, haul supplies across beaches, and evacuate wounded Marines while (cont)
I’m dying! None of them actually want to go back in! They wanted to get out! The vaccine was the perfect excuse! — Marines and soldiers discharged for refusing the COVID-19 vaccine show limited interest in rejoining apnews.com/article/pent...
Marines and soldiers discharged for refusing the COVID-19 vaccine show limited interest in rejoining
Officials say roughly 650 Marines and Army soldiers who were forced out of the military for refusing to get the COVID-19 vaccine have so far expressed interest in returning to the force under an execu...
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March 5, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I’m dying! None of them actually want to go back in! They wanted to get out! The vaccine was the perfect excuse! — Marines and soldiers discharged for refusing the COVID-19 vaccine show limited interest in rejoining apnews.com/article/pent...
We should do it to make marines mad
D-Day lowkey should be a bigger holiday. Literally the line em up and cut em down holiday of all holidays lol.
June 5, 2026 at 8:00 PM
We should do it to make marines mad
You’re the US Marines band at the White House and Mavis Staples 👑 walks into the room so you start playing "I’ll Take You There" and this happens👇
December 24, 2024 at 1:37 AM
You’re the US Marines band at the White House and Mavis Staples 👑 walks into the room so you start playing "I’ll Take You There" and this happens👇
Marines and DHS arrest anti-ICE protester after children were spotted in chains at the federal detention center in LA
July 13, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Marines and DHS arrest anti-ICE protester after children were spotted in chains at the federal detention center in LA
Costco’s attorneys rn
February 20, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Costco’s attorneys rn
Pride of the Marines
July 19, 2026 at 12:35 PM
Pride of the Marines
@gavinnewsom.bsky.social: "This guy is trying to get a Nobel Peace Prize? When he's bringing war to the American people? He sent the United States Marines into the United States of America."
August 16, 2025 at 11:56 PM
@gavinnewsom.bsky.social: "This guy is trying to get a Nobel Peace Prize? When he's bringing war to the American people? He sent the United States Marines into the United States of America."
TO ALL THE MARINES WHO SPENT THEIR BITHDAY CELEBRATING AND REMEMBERING ALL MARINES PAST AND PRESENT, I APOLOGIZE FOR OUR "COMMANDER IN CHIEF"
November 16, 2025 at 1:23 AM
TO ALL THE MARINES WHO SPENT THEIR BITHDAY CELEBRATING AND REMEMBERING ALL MARINES PAST AND PRESENT, I APOLOGIZE FOR OUR "COMMANDER IN CHIEF"
Trump to Xi: And it was the United States Marines' encounter with Chinese people that inspired the Marines to adopt a Chinese phrase they still use today, "Gung Ho. The Marines use it as an expression of great enthusiasm, but in Chinese it literally means working together.
September 24, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Trump to Xi: And it was the United States Marines' encounter with Chinese people that inspired the Marines to adopt a Chinese phrase they still use today, "Gung Ho. The Marines use it as an expression of great enthusiasm, but in Chinese it literally means working together.
MAGAZINER: A hardworking man w/no criminal record who raised 3 sons to be Marines -- ICE agents tackled him while he was mowing lawn & imprisoned him. Will you consider him for parole?
NOEM: Everyone in this country illegally has an opportunity to voluntarily go home
M: He raised 3 Marines
NOEM: Everyone in this country illegally has an opportunity to voluntarily go home
M: He raised 3 Marines
December 11, 2025 at 4:29 PM
MAGAZINER: A hardworking man w/no criminal record who raised 3 sons to be Marines -- ICE agents tackled him while he was mowing lawn & imprisoned him. Will you consider him for parole?
NOEM: Everyone in this country illegally has an opportunity to voluntarily go home
M: He raised 3 Marines
NOEM: Everyone in this country illegally has an opportunity to voluntarily go home
M: He raised 3 Marines
More Russian Marines captured in the Kursk region.
December 2, 2024 at 12:52 PM
More Russian Marines captured in the Kursk region.
The U.S. is sending 200 Marines to Florida to help ICE
July 3, 2025 at 9:24 PM
The U.S. is sending 200 Marines to Florida to help ICE
Space Marines - old stuff!
February 19, 2026 at 10:38 AM
Space Marines - old stuff!
Here’s the Mexican Marines removing signs stating that the Mexican beach is a restricted area by the US Department of Defense. Yes, it’s real.
November 21, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Here’s the Mexican Marines removing signs stating that the Mexican beach is a restricted area by the US Department of Defense. Yes, it’s real.
US Marine. This is what the Marines do to American citizens.
July 6, 2025 at 11:59 PM
US Marine. This is what the Marines do to American citizens.