#MarioCart
I wish I could have a Nintendo.

Like, it sucks..

I haven't even had the money to afford one of them.. Ughhhh

I WANNA PLAY MARIOCART AND TOMODACHI LIFE >:[
September 8, 2026 at 11:35 PM
I keep thinking of that introvert v extrovert graphic where it's a photo of a dude "me introvert sensitive genius in touch with my feelings" v "greg shitty extrovert loud dating my sister calls my mom sharon beats me at mariocart" or something similar (funnier).
September 6, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Uh, so I know that if you fall onto an abyss in Mariocart, that cloud guy with a fishing pole catches you, but if it's lava you die, right? I mean, you go flying up in the air in smoke, but that represents death, yes? Because you have to respawn?
You're offered $250,000,000 but to claim it you must enter the last video game you've played and stay there for a full year.

How are y'all faring in this deal?
August 18, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Ikke et bipbip-spil? Ikke en omgang angry birds eller wordfeud på mobillos? Ikke engang rock band eller mariocart på konsol?!
Dr. Phil Shocked Reaction
ALT: Dr. Phil Shocked Reaction
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August 16, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Das würde bei uns schon daran scheitern, dass zwei Personen noch nie nen Controller in der Hand hatten und zwei Weitere mit Kinderspiele kennen.

Wir sind fünf im Büro😂.
Und Nummer fünf (ich) verpackt in der Regel schon bei Mariocart😂!
August 14, 2026 at 9:03 AM
This happens every hour of every day down our city streets…Generation(s) of MarioCart drivers and a self-centered world. Seems very few treat vehicles as the weapon they really are…
July 27, 2026 at 3:54 PM
das ding so mariocart mässig durch den darm von patienten fetzen
Mario Kart 64: Peach Races on Koopa Troopa Beach
Alt: Mario Kart 64: Peach Races on Koopa Troopa Beach
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July 16, 2026 at 10:30 AM
In my heart I’m a racer - it doesn’t matter what I’m racing it can be a MarioCart 😂😂😂
July 14, 2026 at 5:14 PM
ソフト側の工夫で、オート連射やコマンドマクロは組めると思う。

ハード側の工夫で、「人間に何ができて何ができないタイプの人が居るのか」を知りたい。

市販コントローラーを改造しなくても遊べる設計が良いですね。
Switchコントローラーは優秀だと思います。

これは私が昔作った動画です。 2019/4/7日に撮影。
youtu.be/Nlb69FQj5oo

片手用ゲーミングコントローラーというのも沢山有るのをしりました。
AZERON Cyro
Xbox Adaptive Controller
Access Controller
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One Handed Mariocart 8DX片手でマリオカート8DX
YouTube video by 【ファンメイドロックマン PS2ガンダム戦記】ねお丸
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June 25, 2026 at 5:20 AM
Each year at Thanksgiving the kids (now in their 20s) & their friends trounce their parents at Mariocart & make fun of us.

I'm fine with it. Unless my wife beats me by throwing a banana peel right in front of my car.
June 22, 2026 at 12:43 AM
It's getting increasingly unhinged, as I expected.

I only know of two other games that cause this level of swearing:

- Mariocart, when Blue Shells are involved

- Killer Queen
June 20, 2026 at 6:38 AM
Lol, I was riffing quickly, cuz dinner was about to arrive at the table.
Charlie isn’t a gamer, but she can woop you in MarioCart. She’s much more an outdoor athlete.

But I should have mentioned she can play the cello with her new hand better than she could with her old one.

(Which is a joke…
June 14, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Snake mariocart. Banana peel not included.

#ageofsigmar #nerdlings #warhammer #daughtersofkhaine
June 7, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Some things transcend sports. Here’s Eli and Shaun joining #JohnHarbaugh and #TomCoughlin in a live-action #MarioCart game for the @TCJayFund | #NYGiants #UKGiants #NFLUK #NYG (KB) youtube.com/watch?v=0DEq...
May 30, 2026 at 10:29 AM
The theme isnt "Rich people in fast cars" its Speed, racing, thrill. Its the concept around zoomies. A reason to host a PS2 party and play NFS underground 2. To beat your mates at Mariocart.
Even fashion wasnt about Haute couture. It was about owning your own skin and saying "fuck yall, this is me"
May 27, 2026 at 11:01 AM
Not with that attitude gamer! last year pikpickles drove from socal to momocon bc he had to bring the equipment for mariocart double dash. Believe in yourself
May 26, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Eurovision genres 2026 ; Phantom of the Opera, gay bondage death metal, fake MarioCart video w added ai generated music. Inexplicable opera. Oh and note for note ripoffs Gangnam Style. Did i miss anything?
May 16, 2026 at 8:55 PM
I witnessed a bunch of nerdy students all drop their gaming club mariocart to watch Artemis II launch when I told them and I heard them cheering down the hallway at liftoff. THAT is what Artemis is for, it's a chance for us to cheer incredible feats of international collaboration in science.
May 16, 2026 at 7:29 AM
Unpopular opinion:

Mariocart ist schlimmer als Spiele mit Mord und Totschlag.

Selten so krasse Überreizung erlebt 😵‍💫 Meine Fresse ist das alles schnell und bunt. Kinder sind jetzt völlig überdreht. Das wird ein Abend ... 😵
May 15, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Really enjoying this audiobook of....Mariocart?
Yeah, that's really what is seems to be. huh.
Matt is a weirdo.
May 14, 2026 at 12:40 PM
Honoured to have finished first in Mariocart, ahead of my brother.
May 11, 2026 at 9:50 AM
Practicing for the FWA MarioCart World Tournament!
April 24, 2026 at 2:12 AM